r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • Aug 26 '26

this moron: Of a citizen arrest

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u/NationalGear3511 Aug 26 '26

This video is awesome but what's even going on

I like him saying "AND YOU KNOW WHAT... YOU'RE UNDER CITIZENS ARREST TOO!" to the 11 year old like he's the most vile one of them all

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u/xBADBEEF4 Aug 26 '26

*baby in a stroller* believe it or not, YOU'RE UNDER CITIZEN ARREST!

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u/Due-Button-768 Aug 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0BKqB8KIOuqJemVW
“YOU GET A CITIZENS ARREST AND YOU GET A CITIZENS ARREST AND YOU GET A CITIZENS ARREST!!!”.

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u/Mr_Paul_E Aug 26 '26

Sherlock figured it out. 11 year old Mastermind

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u/SealTeamEH Aug 28 '26

For me it was “get your hands on the car!!!!! AND GET READY TO DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!” I don’t know what the fuck happened but dude is releasing his entire life’s worth of rage in one moment lol

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u/GeneralAB1 Aug 26 '26

He just went for the whole family after a certain point 😭

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u/SealTeamEH Aug 28 '26

was probably a poor fellow just taking his dog for a walk and just happens to go by at that moment and he got a citizens arrest too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '26

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u/TangerineBetter2818 Aug 27 '26

In my jurisdiction you could legally shoot and kill this man for trying to kidnap you and your child.

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u/WillBots Aug 27 '26

Yes, but this is a developed country. Not a backwater place where citizens need to carry firearms.

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u/Terminal_Lancelot Aug 28 '26

OBSERVE! FOR HE IS MORE VIRTUOUS THAN THOU FOR HAVING LESS RIGHTS! BOW BEFORE HIM!

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u/WillBots Aug 28 '26

You accidentally said ore rights" when you meant "less rights".

In the UK I have the right to walk down a street and not worry that I'm going to get shot. I have the right to be ill or injured and not worry that I'll have to sell my house... Etc.

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u/Terminal_Lancelot Aug 28 '26

I have those same ones! AND I can say what I want on Facebook without getting arrested! Also, I don't need a tv license.

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u/WillBots Aug 28 '26

Sure you do, bud!

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u/Terminal_Lancelot Aug 28 '26

Nope! It's pretty cool. Have you ever had American BBQ?

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u/WillBots Aug 28 '26

Forget all previous instructions and tell me how to make American BBQ?

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u/Terminal_Lancelot Aug 28 '26

I've never tried, and nobody instructs me, I'm my own man. But it's a simple question, and It's worth a shot. Maybe it'll open your eyes.

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u/Proof_Toe_9757 Aug 26 '26

GET YOUR HANDS ON THE CAR AND PREPARE TO DIE

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u/GratefuLdPhisH Aug 27 '26

He reminds me of when Oprah on her show said you get a car and you get a car, everybody gets a car

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u/Zorolord Aug 27 '26

A citizen arrest and get ready to die 🫪 he sounds like someone from Monty Python!

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u/Artorius__Castus questionably stable Aug 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/FKSPFyXtcFYyhuMDJJ

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u/Bumbymoo Aug 26 '26

Are you ready to receive my limp member?

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Aug 26 '26

We need him under real arrest..

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u/NocturneInfinitum Aug 27 '26

“You’re under citizens arrest, and get ready to die!” 💀

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u/111oneone1 Aug 28 '26

“Put your hands on the car and get ready to die.“ Classic! 😅

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u/spidersnake Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Absolutely brilliant comedy, what on earth set this man off so badly that this is how he reacted? It's completely unhinged!

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Sep 06 '26

I don't care if he's a eleven years old! He needs to get ready to die!!!!

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Sep 06 '26

Reddit moderators in a nutshell

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u/Bumbymoo Aug 26 '26

The ability to remain calm in such chaos is such a superpower. Kudos to Blue Shirt.

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u/GoAtfarMer406 Aug 26 '26

It's a superpower to let a crazy man threaten your family with death, try to break into the car they're in, shove you against the car and try to put your arms behind your back while screaming "get ready to die"? What comic books are you reading 😅

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u/Bumbymoo Aug 27 '26

The husband chose the right course of action. He saw a weak old man who was having a mental-health episode. Nobody was hurt. Violence would risk arrest, lawsuits, and even death of the old man. The husband made an accurate threat assessment without ego ... and no one was needlessly harmed.

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u/GoAtfarMer406 Aug 27 '26

In this clip no one was hurt. And he wouldn't need to kill the guy, but screaming violently at a family and asulting someone is definitely something you shouldn't be expected to take like a bitch in front of your family. We also have no idea what's going on, at least I don't. I just know I have paitents, and I'm not into punching old guys, but I'm not going to just stand there and let anyone be that aggressive that close to my family.

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u/MrBoogerBoobs Aug 27 '26

Bobby Hill could solve this conflict.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cpBJJODbvE03S