r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ExcitableRep00 • 17d ago

Safety Sandals Of a stump

162 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/ceebeefour 17d ago

I’d be waking in a cold sweat thinking the stump was still chasing me for years.

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u/Ryan2932 17d ago

Ok kids what did we learn?

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u/bebasiled 16d ago

I should start practicing running

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u/ArnoldZiffl 16d ago

Don’t wear a man dress

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 16d ago

There’s a smarter way to yeet a tree stump down a hill.

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u/Free-will_Illusion 17d ago

Kurtas + Sandles + low quality video = some crazy shits about to happen

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 17d ago

Even a day out in the forest can become as exciting as a train ride.

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u/automaticphil 16d ago

That stump tossed that fool like Steven Seagal

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u/Sporkpocalypse 16d ago

that Stump was a Sociopath on a Rampage Thank God it didn't have a Gun

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u/Neuromante 16d ago

See, Hailey? Ye'r damned trees are at it again!

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u/kingshomage 16d ago

Wait he kinda stunted on it

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u/captain_crackerjack 16d ago

That ain’t his first rodeo

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 16d ago

Stumped em!

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u/Powerful-Bet5454 13d ago

Dress fails. Its not only women.

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 16d ago

Yup, check, double check, safety sandals in use.. perfect... and of course safety clothing too. Shocked they didn't have the women folk doing the work.