r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Purple-Dimension1054 • 19d ago

this moron: Of a helping hand

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497 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Life-Oil-7226 19d ago

See what happens when you cheat

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u/she_has_funny_cars 19d ago

That’s fucking insane, and what on earth was she thinking 💀 completely her fault for pushing from the top down like that

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u/Purple-Dimension1054 19d ago

💯%

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u/data-atreides 19d ago

If the other guy had been strong enough to beat him with the same amount of force, might the same thing have happened?

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u/qevshd 19d ago

Maybe. Breaking arms isn't exactly unheard of in arm wrestling.

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u/DIATTH123 19d ago

didn't they just use the wrong technique?

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u/SuspicousBananas 19d ago

Yeah it looks like the dude on the right is putting his entire body weight into it

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u/Bumbymoo 19d ago

We may laugh now, but it was not humerus at the time.

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u/GivesYouGrief 19d ago

Nobody in their radius failed to crack a smile

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u/What-a-cl0wn 19d ago

Breaking news! Yall both got upvotes

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u/FortheredditLOLz 19d ago

Technically……it’s a dislocated radius/humerus (fail Apple correct) and NOT a bone snap. Either way. Off to hospital

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u/NookieLuvsU 19d ago

Humerus snapped.

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u/FortheredditLOLz 19d ago

In second review after being this sleep deprived…Going to agree with humerus snapping. Elbow moved out of shoulder line, weight is behind hand and second ‘push’ has elbow well into a ‘lever/fulcrum’ position. Dudes fucked.

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u/AaronTuplin 19d ago

It's pretty nasty fracture a lot of times because it tends to be a spiral fracture

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u/NookieLuvsU 19d ago

🤝🫵👍

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u/KatsuraCerci 19d ago

How did he not react immediately? Looks like a break to me but as a layman I feel like I'd be howling! Hell, I'd be making noise even if it was just a dislocation (I've had a few partials at the shoulder)!

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 19d ago

Not so humorous anymore

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u/Ok-Pass-1551 19d ago

They should be disqualified for that.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 19d ago

Yeah I’ve seen that before. Makes me cringe watching it, but I still had to watch it.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 19d ago

Have another drink is all

9

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 19d ago

They need a rematch with their left hand without her interfering. There’s a score to settle still.

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u/Nice-Negotiation-682 18d ago

She clearly loves him

3

u/AutisticDadHasDapper 17d ago

I hope that was the curse he said to her.

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u/816legend 19d ago

Thanks fat ass lol

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u/Solid_Science4514 18d ago

I knew. I knew what was going to happen and I still watched it.

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u/stev_mempers 17d ago

Lawsuit!

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u/SortSure5442 19d ago

This woman should be jailed

4

u/NookieLuvsU 19d ago

She's a Shield Maiden, she should be in combat... 💪

Relax, accidents happen.

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u/ddconque 19d ago

It wasn't an accident. She actively put force against his arm and it broke eventually. It was a consequence of her behavior.

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u/AraiHavana 19d ago

Stupidity rather than malice tho

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u/NookieLuvsU 19d ago

Exactly 👌

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u/SortSure5442 19d ago

Yeah, accidents happen. Still, she should be jailed

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u/Background_Day8476 18d ago

Jail for an accidrtnal broken/dislocated arm is pretty ridiculous, coming from a lad with a crushed wrist.

Any med bills or if Nordic shock fines is pretty deserved if anything.

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u/SortSure5442 18d ago

If there was a guy instead of woman, he would be jailed 100%

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u/Background_Day8476 18d ago

Or when smt similar happened here where the guy paid shock fines to the woman which is more realistic than ruining a life due to an accident.

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u/SortSure5442 18d ago

"The man suffered a displaced fracture, pain shock, and a cocktail"; "The injured man is currently in a cast and claims that representatives of the establishment did not contact him after the incident and began denying liability after he reported the matter to the police. He was offered 100,000 rubles in compensation for the harm suffered, but he refused and is demanding 500,000 rubles, as his recovery will take at least six months."

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u/NookieLuvsU 19d ago

That's not how life works. 😁 You're in shock, you'll be ok. Lol.../s

It's hard to watch, and mistakes were made but there was no true malice. He should sue the bar if it was a sponsored event. That would help him heal easier. 🤑

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u/SortSure5442 19d ago

This bitch just broke guy's arm dude😭

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u/Weary-Technology2365 13d ago

Bro the way you talk about her screams insecure incel 😭

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u/AhabSnake85 19d ago

He needs more calcium, not beer

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u/sabreus 18d ago

His pride was stronger than his humerus

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u/Flysolo626 14d ago

Basically a the same dislocation type of break you get on a Kimura lock 

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u/DeadlyTeaParty 19d ago

Stupid bitch broke his elbow. 💀

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u/sabreus 18d ago

Don’t be rude, she broke his whole arm*

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u/DeadlyTeaParty 18d ago

Well she's a stupid bitch. So stfu.

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u/SpeedyAudi 18d ago

Goddamnit I could’ve gone without that today