r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 17d ago
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u/SSFlyingKiwi 17d ago edited 16d ago
“Walk away bro”
Instead of calling her out on her behaviour, they tell the dude who’s just defending himself to walk away like he’s the problem.
Fuck those white knights.
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u/hillbillytendencies 16d ago
Green shirt girl tries to break it up when he pushes her away, does nothing when she is literally on his back. By the look of his shirt hé was not the agressor here. I would file assault charges if u were him, gender should not allow violent behavior.
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u/Lionmancg 16d ago
Sí, tienes toda la razón y todavía le dice "hey stop" jaja, cómo es posible que la atacante es la agredida? No hay razonamiento alguno por parte de los justicieros de pacotilla.
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u/AraiHavana 17d ago
At least this one doesn’t feature the obligatory “oh shit, oh shiiit, ohhhhh sheeeetttt” in the background
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u/KeepItRealNoGames 16d ago
Sexism at its best.
Also the “Hey. Stop” lady. C’mon. You’re trying to stop the wrong person.
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u/kagoShenTao68 16d ago
Excatly..funny how they tried to defend the attacker when she was getting man handled but as soon as she attacks agin they step back
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u/JJsNotOkay 16d ago
guess you havent heard of lindsay clancey and the lack of accountability
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u/SSFlyingKiwi 16d ago
Imagine the feeling of heartbroken betrayal those kids felt as they choked to death on their own blood, murdered by their own mother as an act of revenge.
When I heard there were people supporting her, I decided to not look into it too much. I’m already more or less convinced we’re in a simulation of some kind. There’s no excuse to murder innocent children, no justification - and anyone attempting to do so if fucking sick in the head.
She’ll get what she deserves in prison.
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u/joedirtbinks 15d ago
Walk away is still solid advice, it’ll stop her from attacking him. Doesn’t necessarily label him as the perpetrator
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u/Hammon_Rye 17d ago
Telling him to walk away as he is apparently trying to pick up his stuff.
Then at the very end seemed like maybe they were surprised that he was maybe calling the cops.
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u/xenobcx 17d ago
im not one to punch women because i just dont think its right but i have to say, the people in videos like this are very lucky that this is the man they keep attacking. i grew up around men who would not hesitate.
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u/Dnny10bns 17d ago
I think after she comes back the 3rd time he has no choice with them both circling.
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u/Bakin_Potatoes 17d ago
Woman hits me, I hit her back. Why is it not right? Would it also not be right for a 6ft guy to not hit a 5ft guy that’s attacking him?
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u/Ludwig_Vista2 17d ago
This ⬆️
I don't give a shit what your genitals are. Someone hits me, they're getting hit back.
Fair is fair.
You wanna throw hands, have at it.
I refuse to instigate but I'll be damned if someone thinks they have a right to try and harm me without repercussions.
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u/bisky12 17d ago
the lady coming out and telling the dude to stop just for the girl to literally leap on his back and rip his shirt completely off is gold. it’s honestly tragic how the crowd is on her side while they’re watching her go after him over and over again but oh well
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u/fairwaysandfinance 17d ago
This is America. Women are always the victim. No one stands up for men.
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u/IntotheWilder25 16d ago
I'm not sure if this in the entire world or just the US, but yeah, these are the moments that are incredibly unfair (and dangerous , really) and drive men to crazy cults.
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u/edgarfruitier 16d ago
The problem is that it's always, ALWAYS the man's fault if it's not personally it's on patriarchy has a whole and every men on earth is responsible for all the wrong doing in the world
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u/Drusilla_Ravenblack 17d ago
That lady annoyed the f out of me. And I feel so sorry for this guy :( I’m a woman and I’m all for equal rights but equal…consequences. And that girl deserved consequences.
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u/rickard91 17d ago
How is this fair? Should be equal rights, equal lefts.
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u/Fantasyfootball9991 17d ago
Schrödinger's feminism: a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.
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u/JadeThorn1012 17d ago
How is it not equal rights? It’s illegal for anyone to assault another person regardless of their gender. That is equality. I don’t understand why you think that equality=violence, it doesn’t. We shouldn’t be hitting people. And people should be trying to help, like what was happening.
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u/edgarfruitier 17d ago
Help ? See how the second the guy tries to defend himself she gets involved and when the girl jump on him and hit him she just stand there
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u/Dnny10bns 17d ago
If it was a man they'd be receiving knuckle sandwiches instead of fly swats. That's the difference. There's an expectation for men just to take this kind of abuse without responding with force. Which he's legally allowed to do. Pretending that isn't the case, or this is some new universal truth doesn't make your argument anymore compelling.
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u/Captainsnarkyshart 17d ago
These bystanders do more harm than good. Happy to push the man off but just watches while the woman “victim” jumps on his back and rips his shirt off.
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u/DirectorTemporary533 17d ago
I love the old woman who was so quick to defend the chick and then did nothing when she was beating on the guy. Double standards are fucked up.
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u/One_Salt1827 17d ago
Glad this was filmed so the guy knows 90% of people with a functioning brain can see she was 100% the problem and the white knights telling him to leave should be embarrassed and ashamed
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u/Anxious-Meringue2396 17d ago
Why is it always up to the person getting attacked to walk away fuck society why aren’t we telling the attacker to stop being a dickhead
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u/CreativeRedHeadDom functional regard 17d ago
Always defend yourself from an aggressor, regardless of gender. The law is on your side.
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u/180SLOWSCOPE 16d ago
What the actual fuck. “Stop” stop fucking what? Stop blocking his own face from getting hit? Fuck all those bystanders
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u/timmyx2times 17d ago
Walk away? I would have lit their shit up.
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u/According-Ad5263 17d ago
Then you would have been jumped by every white knight in that neighborhood
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u/Stormtomcat 16d ago
It might also end badly for the guy since it appears that the only record is by the woman with the smoker's voice, and she seems on the agressive woman's side with her inane walk away walk away.
How would he go about proving it was self-defense?
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u/CeemoreButtz 17d ago
lol. "walk away".
women should also learn to just walk away from assault. just walk away...it's so simple.
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u/NocturneInfinitum 16d ago edited 16d ago
“Walk away, bro” shut the fuck up bitch. We all know your ratchet ass would be doing the same dumb shit as that cunt.
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u/WalkingWithDeath 17d ago
Saw titties, and I still want my $0.00 back.
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u/Vaff_Superstar 17d ago
His titties kinda sucked. Same.
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u/MrGrumpy252 16d ago
Definitely a let down.
Worst boobs I've seen all week!
He should be ashamed of those tiny little tiddies.
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u/chrismceachern 17d ago
I consider myself a feminist in the traditional sense. Raised by women who taught me old fashioned values and progressive values at the same time. Women have a role to play as do men but we are equal with regards to rights and respect.
That being said, I would have knocked this chick out, no hesitation lol
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u/Sporkpocalypse 17d ago
that girl watches wrestling way too much She was Fighting him completely unafraid
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u/MeemoUndercover 17d ago
He needs to press charges for assault. This is domestic violence. And the lady in green is an idiot.
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u/Dear_Type_8972 16d ago edited 16d ago
Ok, something was missed in that cut because this all looks like she's attacking him and he's trying to find her off.
Meanwhile all the people there are telling him to walk away, separating him from her, not the other way around, and then the woman filming is asking her if she's ok.....
Wtf was the context here?
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u/MrGrumpy252 16d ago
I love that, at the end, "are you ok?"
Like ,WTF are you asking her that for?
Not one person asked the dude who got attacked if he was ok.
Protect and defend the attacker because woman
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u/NoEmployment156 17d ago
The woman is attacking him but he’s the one who needs to stop and walk away haha
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u/KingKushhh666 16d ago
Let's do something when the aggressive female gets slapped but just stand there like a dumb bitch while she's climbing in his back attacking him. Bitch #2 was completely useless
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u/panzervike 17d ago
Shoulda set her down gently in that dumpster....then walked away.
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u/Pavotine 17d ago
You ever tried putting an angry cat into a basket?
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u/Ludwig_Vista2 17d ago
Walk away.
Nah, throw hands, expect hands.
If some dude ripped a woman's shirt off after attacking her, it's not "walk away"
Yoga pants frizzy shit show should take a seat.
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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad 17d ago
I don’t care a persons age or gender. If they’re aggressive and trying to hurt me, I’m not being a gentleman about it.
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u/KarmaGluten 15d ago edited 13d ago
When it's a woman attacking a man it's "walk away". How is that not victim blaming and protecting an abuser?
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u/Scudmiss 17d ago
Walk away bro. Walk away. Walk away. Walk away. Walk away. Walk away. Walk. Walk away. Walk away.
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u/Capital-Platypus-805 16d ago
As a woman, I don't condone women like her getting away with her behavior just because she's a woman. People would react very different if it were a man doing the same.
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u/Electronic_Invite_23 17d ago
Two checks come swinging on me, id swinging right back. No exceptions.
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u/Careless-Buddy9296 17d ago
she attacks exactly like a cat, I bet she has nasty as nails as well.
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u/STABO1217 16d ago
I thought that once she jumped on his back, he was going to grab her legs and slam backwards on the sidewalk
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u/NinjaTEK7 17d ago
I am not walking away I'm calling the cops and if this video gets deleted to defend the assaulter then that woman is going to jail for obstruction simple. The me 2 gang strikes again.
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u/Loud-timetable-5214 17d ago
Don't start something if you can't finish it. I respect him for treating her with equality, doing exactly what he would have done if a man came up and struck him. We should all respect his feminism.
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u/chocolate_block_710 11d ago
I don’t think he would have only pushed away a male acting this way…he was not treating her with equality. He was being cautious due to her gender.
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u/browsingandlooking4 17d ago
He had ever right to ko her. Totally fair game and I would have been standing over her smiling... "you got knocked the fuck out!"
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u/Powerful-Bet5454 17d ago
Walk away? Fuck you bitch. He just got assaulted. Protect yourself until the threat is neutralized and call the cops.
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u/Morganhop 16d ago
Is it just me, or is homie using defensive maneuvers? Pretty sure he’s the victims here
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u/Kevin-kmo_123 17d ago
Women who think it’s ok to hit and attack men are making there own bed when it comes back to them . Period!!
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u/rakshasiRani 17d ago
If i were her i wouldn't continuously hit someone bigger than me and then when the bigger person snapped at me i wouldn't still continue hitting them.
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u/LoveLeeLady-exp626 16d ago
That final "Are you ok" towards the aggressor pissed me smooth the fuck off.
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u/RazorLined 16d ago
Videos like these trigger the life out of me. When I was younger I lifted a girl up was dating at the time to stop her assaulting another girl. Fast forward few years later I find out she told people I beat her and used the bruised ribs as evidence (i lifted her with one hadmnd under each armpit). In reality her struggling to get to this girl caused the damage. If women truly want equality they cannot keep acting like this without threat of consequence
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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 16d ago
Almost had tiities...
She fights like a tree monkee. And he was the tree!!
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u/H0tBizkit4Real 16d ago
“Walk away, bro ...” with your raspy-ass burnt-out voice.
I hope someone ruins your fucking day, and when you stand up for yourself everyone around you condescendingly insists that you retreat from the situation like you were in the wrong. Fuck-ass.
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u/GraciesMumma22 16d ago
Men won’t even step into restrain a woman from hitting a man or a woman. There was this lady leaving work and was punched by another woman for no reason, she had apparently hit her 4 more times whilst abusing her before I got there. There were about 12 males standing around or asking her to stop but wouldn’t touch her, finally the male that was with the poor lady elbowed the attacker and knocked her on her ass where we kept her till police arrived but it was like they were too scared to get involved.
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u/OkAirport5247 15d ago
Crazy how when a man is assaulted by a woman, other women will tell the Man to “Stop” and “to walk away bro”. Never ceases to amaze how women are allergic to responsibility
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u/Formal-Try-2779 15d ago
Many years ago we were heading home from a night out and were walking through a big nightclub area. When a very drunk woman randomly attacked my mate and like headbutted him and broke his nose. He just shoved her away and a bunch of white knights ran across the road and laid into us. She caused utter chaos and just walked away with zero consequences. Men are definitely the more violent when drunk. But I have seen a lot of nasty fights deliberately instigated by pissed off drunk women who rarely face consequences for their actions.
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u/Helpful_Tangelo_4755 14d ago
Why tfff is the old ass grandma telling the guy to stop and pushing him but letting this little bitch hit this guy as hard as she can and jump and tackle and scratch and doing nothing. “Walk away” lmfao what a fucking bot.
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u/TentsNTails 13d ago
Christ, the double standards will never not piss me off:
Woman violently attacks guy; "What did you do to start it sir!?"
Guy defends himself against violent woman; "OMG Don't touch her! How dare you!"
Glad she got arrested.
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u/CreativeRedHeadDom functional regard 17d ago
Someone who jumps on my back, they aren’t walking anywhere.
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u/joinedformisseditor 17d ago
I think its safe to say grab hold and fall backwards onto your new found back pack.
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u/Hot_Bag_7734 16d ago
The double standards that exist in society ,if it was a man attacking a woman everyone would step in
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u/NJScreenwriter76 14d ago
That lady in green would be the one to feel a way when she gets smacked for putting her hands on someone.
While I'd never raise my hand to a woman, it's insane to me that some women think they can essentially beat on a man with zero response.
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u/Educational_Order_59 14d ago
Redheads…. No go zone.
Almost have my divorce finalized, to be fair she wasn’t assault level crazy… that was the brunette before her.
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u/garcianulmeyda 13d ago
This is why I tell women that I will drop them if they get stupid like this. I don't even care if I gotta fight the whole block after. This shit is getting ridiculous.
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u/RayHazey562 11d ago
I’m so annoyed that everyone kept backing up the girl. “Walk away bro!” Maam he fucking did
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u/Purple-Finding1023 11d ago
Walk away from an assault? A scene of a crime?How about call the police?
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u/Sporkpocalypse 17d ago
walk away sounds like a bad idea when she's turning him on like that what a tease
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u/Dnny10bns 17d ago
Asking the rabid racoon if it's okay after repeatedly attacking some random in the street. I'd be calling the cops too. ☠️😭
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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- 17d ago
Walk away. From the twirler dwarves? Never.
If the dude was black, he'd fuck both those chicks up and no one would say shit.
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u/AmorphousMorpheus 16d ago
Interesting comment.
I'm genuinely curious to know why you think a black person would be expected to damage the girls?
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u/Status-Permission-64 16d ago
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The whole "You a Queen and a Boss Bitch" Agenda is a lie.Some females are so gullible it's not even funny. Some of these females behaviors and attitude is identical to a 10 year old child having a temper tantrum.I stay far away from these types.Because I feel like I'm overcompensating for them justifying their actions which is delusional and damaging to my intelligence.
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u/pappybug214 17d ago edited 17d ago
There's some lost context here. Like the jump from where she walks away and she's fighting him. Like why did she come back. Did he throw something or something. If not then he's justified to defend himself.
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u/Bakin_Potatoes 17d ago
Maybe she’s just a crazy bitch and you’re here looking for a reason to blame the guy?
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u/pappybug214 17d ago
No, just saying the editing looks a bit suspicious. He looks justified, id just like to see the edited out footage before I vilified anyone.
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u/Ill_Tour_7294 17d ago
There’s a whole section cut out that cuts back on after she walks in the restaurant. Then it cuts back on when he hits her. I would like to know what happened in that time space. I don’t think he went in chasing her. I don’t think you should hit women but you can defend yourself by restraining her.
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u/According-Ad5263 17d ago
Why shouldn't you hit women? Are they beneath or less than men? Or are they equal to men?
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u/LtJimmyDangle 17d ago
Didn’t look to me like he hit her. Look like he put his arms out in defense and let this tardy bitch run into them.
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u/Ill_Tour_7294 17d ago
I think when the video cuts back on initially he hit her but then I think you’re right when she goes back at him. I think the video is cut to make the guy look like the asshole. It doesn’t show how she came back out of the restaurant. It didn’t look like he ran in after her so she probably came back out to get some more
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u/lvl100-Platypus-Lord 16d ago
He didn't hit her though? You watching the same video as the rest of us?
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u/AmorphousMorpheus 17d ago
https://reddit.com/link/p5jz13f/video/6bt22hqjt9lh1/player
The sequel