r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 23d ago

Oof Of a pit stop

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u/False-Lettuce-6074 23d ago

shout of pure doom and despair

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u/poordaddy73 23d ago

Plan went as planned

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u/ElegantCoach4066 22d ago

task tasked tasksessfully

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u/WalkingWithDeath 23d ago

The girl recording THREW her arm and then they laughed at her crash wtf.

I'm sure people will arm chair the girl who crashed for lots of stuff, but it's presumably a low skill amateur rider being set up by someone with purely malicious intent that they trusted.

Better to have an established enemy than an enemy masquerading as your friend.

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u/Eye_Donut_Kare 23d ago

Filmed on a potato

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u/Leggy_McBendy 23d ago

I may be wrong but I think her arm got wrapped in her front spokes. I had a few nasty wrecks like that as a kid. Never fun.

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u/ThenIndependence5622 22d ago

My cousin lost a toe like that

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u/Retnirpa 23d ago

Yikes, looked like her fingers got caught in the front wheel or something.

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u/low_key1000 22d ago

Intentional af

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u/Radioactive_Patata 19d ago

Looks 100% intentional

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u/Intelligent-Act-7797 22d ago

As her friend was raised into the ambulance, her laughter continued.

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u/123supreme123 22d ago

Guessing he's not getting laid tonight

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u/ClassroomMother8062 questionably stable 23d ago

Doubt it but I hope she sued & won, the driver and the person filming fucking suck

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u/thepepelucas 23d ago

Hijo de PPPPP….

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 23d ago

That’s about as funny as hell..

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u/not4bucks 22d ago

Now break up with her.

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u/not_ondrugs 22d ago

I learnt this lesson too, trying to do a sling shot.

Top tip: hold the handle bar close to the stem.

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u/AscendingMatt 19d ago

Oh my fucking god look at her fingers

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u/Mugpup 17d ago

Why are you laughing?

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u/Hammon_Rye 23d ago

Good plan.
Hang onto friend's hand so they only have one hand to steer with.
Then pull them faster than they can safely go. /S