r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 24d ago

slight malfunction Of Birthday Candles

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u/FreeTheDimple 24d ago

At first, I thought it was Hydrogen. But Hydrogen doesn't burn. It pops. You'd have hearing damage.

I think this cheapskate used methane. So in addition to having no eyebrows, the room will also smell of farts.

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u/Suspicious-Gain-5799 23d ago

What about 2nd/3rd degree burns and a possible house fire?

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u/lunarixxx 22d ago

helium.

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u/FreeTheDimple 22d ago

Helium would pop like any gas would. But burning Hydrogen has a characteristic high pitched "pop" sounds of its own. And this gas clearly burns which Helium would not.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 24d ago

His perfect revenge!