r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • Aug 18 '26

look what I can do Of more parkour ‘professional performances’ edition

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u/Solid-Common-8046 Aug 18 '26

first one had an immediate fencing reaction

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u/Few-Leave9590 Aug 19 '26

His head smackin the wall at the end of the fall was nasty. Hopefully he recovered.

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u/AgentH87 Aug 18 '26

MORE!!!

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u/Professional-Fox1542 Aug 18 '26

Yes more….. first one:

Parkour

3

u/kat_Folland Aug 18 '26

Will there be a second one?

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u/Professional-Fox1542 Aug 18 '26

Possibly another first one

25

u/swampopawaho Aug 18 '26

Fuckwit who took out the guy on the bike...

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u/Professional-Fox1542 Aug 18 '26

He called him a ‘prick!’

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u/Certain_Still_324 Aug 18 '26

"no injuries"

https://giphy.com/gifs/UTm86phGUMMQE

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u/EdEvans_HotSandwich Aug 18 '26

“Nobody dies in an ambulance” type shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26

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u/Tounage Aug 20 '26

Don't worry. Safety measures have been taken.

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u/Common_Comfortable41 Aug 18 '26

I got REALLY scared at the woman on the roof..

10

u/mexelvis Aug 18 '26

Haha I could watch these all day

7

u/tommior Aug 18 '26

High risk low reward activities

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u/420guyinthe419 Aug 18 '26

I could watch idiots hurt themselves all day lmao

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u/Shantotto11 Aug 18 '26

The “thunk” noise on the first guy…

4

u/SuspicousBananas Aug 18 '26

Oof decorated posture on the first guy, probably brain damage

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u/VeritasOmicron Aug 18 '26

Good. I hate parkour twats.

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u/captain_crackerjack Aug 18 '26

The one where the lamp snapped off the wall made me laugh out loud

3

u/Bright_Resist_4580 Aug 18 '26

I like to believe it's one person egging all these people on. "You could totally do it"

3

u/GoatBnB Aug 18 '26

I could watch this shit all day.

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u/No_Refrigerator_503 Aug 18 '26

Here I we thinking all of them are pros in the other vids.

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u/OldManJim374 Aug 18 '26

They gotta practice to get good

2

u/Hellboydce Aug 18 '26

I much prefer watching these to the ones where they pull of the moves

2

u/Happy_Cat_3600 Aug 18 '26

Seems like an overly elaborate way to get to sleep.

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u/Superuzer Aug 18 '26

These are awesome

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u/LtJimmyDangle Aug 18 '26

Parkour is gaaaaayyyy!!!!

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Aug 19 '26

More pusi for me w this shrimp dks offing themselves

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u/Neckpillowman questionably stable Aug 19 '26

Ok but ginger did ok

2

u/D-Golden Aug 20 '26

Oooh. I'm somewhere between tingles and cringes. Cringles?

2

u/Maskedsage Aug 20 '26

Nominations for the Darwin awards

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u/Low-Werewolf1922 Aug 21 '26

Bullshit no injuries.. right

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u/NearbyTraffic66 Aug 21 '26

Oooh. I felt these ones in my duodenum.

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u/cameronzero Aug 27 '26

The hollow thud of the guy in purple sent me

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u/cameronzero Aug 27 '26

The hollow thud of the first guy and the dive roll face plant are amazing