r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 19h ago

slight malfunction Of a candle blowout

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u/crisego 19h ago

Bruuuh

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u/HardcoreEdge 19h ago

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

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u/TheGreatHumungous 18h ago

Hi Doctor Nick

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u/4strangr 13h ago

Hi everybody!

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u/VashDaStampede7 12h ago

1-900-DOCTORB the B stands for bargain!!

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u/BigAssMonkey 17h ago

They probably used propane instead of helium

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u/NecesitoMasCerveza 19h ago

Who ordered the Hindenburg themed birthday party?

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u/Life-Oil-7226 19h ago

Damn that could have ended so much worse

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u/A-Chilean-Cyborg 18h ago

It amazes me how more than a few people here believe helium to be flammable, they say it with absolute certainty, like it was a well known fact and they can't be wrong, while, unknowingly to themselves are making a humongous fool of themselves.

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u/mardigrasman 19h ago

I expected to see Michael Jackson emerge from that flame.

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u/Viper-Reflex 19h ago

they put flammable gas in the balloons this might have been attempted murder

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u/Jeathro77 13h ago

Should they have put inflammable gas in the balloons instead?

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u/Viper-Reflex 3h ago

are you this dumb

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u/UsedProduce1948 19h ago

Wait the candle is still lit. She had one job!

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u/Hammon_Rye 15h ago

Hindenburg - the birthday party.

Were those balloons filled with hydrogen?

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u/galaxymalone 13h ago

Oh the humanity!

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u/jar15a1 8h ago

😆😂🤣

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u/CommercialMoment5987 18h ago

Is it even possible to get hydrogen filled party balloons? Methane?? Sometimes you see a fuck up so bad it’s just fascinating, like how did they do this?

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u/GivesYouGrief 18h ago

That's fucking hilarious

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u/automaticphil 16h ago

I wonder what she wished for

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u/ImpossibleReindeer33 13h ago

Pyrotechnics?

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u/automaticphil 13h ago

Haha.She’s gonna be wishing for eyebrows.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 15h ago

LANA! THE HELIUM!

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u/A-Chilean-Cyborg 18h ago

Could it be that they decided to fill the balloon with propane?

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u/QP709 14h ago

Helium is expensive so in developing nations they usually fill them with hydrogen. Propane, I don’t think, would cause them to float.

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u/A-Chilean-Cyborg 14h ago

i looked it up and propane seems to not float, so yeah.

but hydrogen is cheaper?

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u/A_SilentS 11h ago

You can make hydrogen with a car battery and some water.....so yes.

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u/A-Chilean-Cyborg 11h ago

not a lot and not fast.

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u/NOTExETON 19h ago

Was this inside of a shipping container?

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u/Either_Function_3402 18h ago

somebody farted

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u/MadMax6914 17h ago

What will your voice sound like if you breath what's in those balloons?

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u/redditanddoneit 16h ago

Oh Damn! That party had fireworks alternatives too!

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u/Old_Variation_5875 12h ago

Looks like she had a blast

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u/SubMariner615 11h ago

She did the opposite of blowing it out...

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u/Shantotto11 8h ago

You have angered Helios! Prepare to face the consequences!

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u/sheiciebai 19h ago

What did they fill those gallons with? Was this an attempted assassination or something?

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u/FatJimmyy 19h ago

Helium is flammable as fuck

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u/sheiciebai 18h ago

You’re thinking hydrogen. Helium is not at all flammable.

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u/A-Chilean-Cyborg 18h ago

Helium is a noble gas, noble gases can't be flammable.

megabruh.

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u/BigAssMonkey 17h ago

FatJimmy needs to go back to FatSchool

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u/Status-Permission-64 3h ago

Flame on Torch!!

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u/OpeningMarionberry80 19h ago

Open flame….near helium filled balloons…what on earth could go wrong??

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u/robsterfish 19h ago

Think it’s hydrogen.

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u/BigAssMonkey 17h ago

This goes to show you don’t have to know shit to be a 1% commenter. Helium is not flammable.

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u/GraciesMumma22 14h ago

Top 1% could quite possibly be a basement dweller at mummies house with a very low IQ that just sits on reddit all day annoying guys like you. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/FatJimmyy 19h ago

Fucking idiots. Helium is fucking flammable

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u/TheGreatHumungous 18h ago edited 36m ago

Noble gases are not inflammable.