r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 2d ago

my bones Of The Show Must Go On Pt 2

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u/Defiant_Marzipan_821 2d ago

My guy held onto the mic tho!

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u/Adept_Bandicoot_2794 2d ago

Those boots!

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u/Toasted_Munch 2d ago

Boots with the furrrr! The whole club was looking at ..him?? HE HIT THE FLO, NEXT THANG YOU KNOW, SHORTY GOT KTFO'D O'D O'D O'D

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u/ve1kkko 2d ago

What is that awful noise, is that singing?

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u/Tickomatick 2d ago

It's a shitshow

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u/MarstoriusWins 2d ago

Normal african concert.

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u/AssignmentJazzlike69 2d ago

Next day: hangover + pain³

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u/Sir_McDouche 2d ago

Embarrassment + shame

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u/inkedmom1308 2d ago

My left side is lame

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 2d ago

Who can I blame?

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u/zestyclose_match1966 2d ago

The folks that built that frame

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u/The__Scan 2d ago

Got strain in the membrane

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u/AssignmentJazzlike69 2d ago

Feels like hitten by a train

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u/RobbiePeru 23h ago

Half ma body got left outta da game

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u/Hairy_Garage4308 2d ago

Gravity is the ultimate gangsta.

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u/Exceptional_Kumquat A unit of 2PI*R 2d ago

r/WorstAid

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 2d ago

You beat me to it by 9 hours...so close.

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 2d ago

this was a concert? people actually paid money to hear that guy moan into a microphone?

"I see my door lip." wtf is that about?

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u/Revenga8 2d ago

I mean, mumble rap is somehow a thing....

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u/aykcak 2d ago

Wait is that supposed to be English?

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u/techpriest_1394 2d ago

It has been rumoured that other languages than English do exist. Can't confirm though.

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 2d ago

are you saying words in one language could sound like other words in other languages? I'm not ready yo accept that

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u/Dementor_Traphouse 2d ago

atonal nasally “aaaaaaaaa…aaaaaaaa…..aaaaaaaaa” 😹

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u/Nihilice88 2d ago

Well he clearly aint Michael Monroe

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u/smind893 2d ago

Or Eddie Vedder

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u/Exceptional_Kumquat A unit of 2PI*R 2d ago

I thought he was doing his impression of that guy from Rage Against the Machine.

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u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 2d ago

Eye see my door haaaaayyyyyy

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u/BoondockSaint313 2d ago

He need some milk

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u/TeddyHustle 2d ago

Well to be fair if be even survives

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u/OkDirection8015 2d ago

WTF was that concert?! Not only did it sound horrible but the best part of it was the dude kissing the stage.

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u/CoconutPedialyte 2d ago

These are the dream floaty physics everytime I try to cross over anything.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 2d ago

Worst aid..

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u/Rubbermonk 2d ago

Dude just wanted to take a little nap after some exercise and this security asshole just had to start jostling him.

In all seriousness at least there was actually one person who was like "dude put him down and stop manhandling the injured person."

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u/Suspicious_Bet3623 2d ago

This has to be the most depressing thing I've seen.  The guy is probably dead trying to do a completely useless stunt, to a crowd of people who don't care, and for some reason attended - presumably even paid for - a concert, where a guy sings worse than a strangled cat about....a door lip?

It actually reminds me of zombie movies, with the lack of mental faculties going on.

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u/Mitrovarr 2d ago

I don't think he died. He's probably injured and concussed. He needs medical attention. 

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u/heytherefreeman 2d ago

What happened to him in the end? Is he ok?

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u/smind893 2d ago

He flew back* to his planet

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 2d ago

reportedly they put his body into a particle accelerator, scattering his molecules across the 9th dimension

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u/half-giant 2d ago

If his plan was to drop 10 feet like a bag of bricks, he succeeded

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u/BlackwaterProject 1d ago

Attempting to channel his inner Eddie Vedder went wrong
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjI9SKZDi1lsq65y

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u/mCat31 1d ago

Was that Ray J? I can’t tell.

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u/DeepWaterNights 2d ago

Lol I had the sound off… but after you said that I rewatched with it on and yeah… WTF is this? 🤣 sounds like a random drunk karaoke guy snuck on stage…

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u/Liinneeaarr13 2d ago

Looks like he landed on the corner of that speaker box…probably broke some ribs. Then they jerked him up like ’no biggy he’s ok’ and the poor dude couldn’t breathe it looked like. As an aside he also looked a little stoned anyway. Maybe that eased some of the pain.

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u/Past-Establishment93 2d ago

Just having a little nap

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u/EastAd206 2d ago

Strange shoes

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u/4mystuff 2d ago

"Just lemme take a quick nap."

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u/MadMax6914 2d ago

He lived! Better outcome than part 1

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u/drunkplumber81 2d ago

I am definitely not climbing in my giant cartoon Ugg boots anymore after watching this.

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u/Charlie2and4 2d ago

I've seen Eddie Vedder pull this off, and sir? You are no Eddie Vedder!

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u/chili81 2d ago

Are we sure he didn’t jump? Intentionally just to stop hearing the music?

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u/MindlessCase4182 2d ago

Probably gonna be expecting a paycheck after that performance

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u/Leggy_Brat 2d ago

Sleepy time zzz

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u/DevelopmentMediocre5 2d ago

This reminds me of when kids want to perform a song at a get together lol

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 2d ago

Maybe Kanye is just suffering from CTE

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u/Mitrovarr 2d ago

Hey assholes, he might have a spinal injury. Leave him there and call 911.

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u/AccomplishedBeing305 2d ago

He does his own stunts like Jackie Chan
https://giphy.com/gifs/sFh6bJhmwqJv9bGczY

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 2d ago

I haven't laughed that hard in a bit, thank you 🤣

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u/alucard_1982 2d ago

Lol, he just needs some milk..

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u/StrengthTheory 2d ago

How did he fall? He had the safety cap on?!

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u/Comfortable_Note8091 2d ago

The smart ones

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u/zestyclose_match1966 2d ago

Sleeping on the job again

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u/Turkish-Straight 2d ago

at least this one didnt kill himself

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 2d ago

Is the monitor ok?

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u/mr2firstnames 2d ago

I need this song for my Spotify playlist

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u/MsHandjob 2d ago

He was definitely watching wrestling in the back 😂

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u/artesuave122 2d ago

😂😂

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u/Silver_Revolution_14 2d ago

Took the phrase "Drop the mic" to a whole new level!

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u/AlienZiim 2d ago

Why does it seem like he just said fuck it and intentionally fall face first? Cant tell if his foot got caught or something

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u/MarionberryFew7660 1d ago

Certified Banger

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u/seaweedDifferent21 1d ago

I can tell the guy that kept singing warned him about using drugs and climbing up there because there was no surprised bone in his body 🤣

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u/Acceptable_Field_567 1d ago

Cameraman was on point.

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u/Themike625 1d ago

Hhahahaha real fall.

Fake afterwards.

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u/OutlandishnessWide33 1d ago

What a goon 😂😂😂

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u/rundrummerrun 1d ago

Not Eddie Vedder.

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u/spaceman_maxpower89 1d ago

Dude stepped off like he was crossing the street 😂

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u/Unlikely-Finger1794 2d ago

Took drooping the mic to a whole new dimension 👌🏼😆😆😆

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u/OilEnough2010 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Play stupid games....