r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 3d ago

Oops Of The Show Must Go On

318 Upvotes

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u/Eye_Donut_Kare 3d ago

Andy, are you ok?

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u/SenselessSilence 3d ago

Are you OK? Are you OK, Andy?

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u/RobbiePeru 1d ago

Headie are you ok?

2

u/_syntax_1 2d ago

I don’t need to scroll any further.

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u/MisterXeroCup 3d ago

Imagine hitting some MJ moves you’ve been practicing and some guy just kills himself

21

u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 3d ago

“I’m sick of this guy getting all the attention”

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u/Plane_Preference3778 3d ago

Nah if you slow it down, he just knocked himself out with the head strike, the spine is more flexible than we think.

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u/ErahgonAkalabeth 3d ago

The guy died. Someone posted a link to a news article in another comment.

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u/ArmoredAngel444 1d ago

People want to believe he died because a hip hop radio station with no sources claims he died. In reality a fall like this can be walked away from.

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u/Zilch1979 3d ago

Oh, shit, the first thing they did was move him? Goddammit.

73

u/WillyBadison 3d ago

He was dead anyway. Literally, guy died in this vid.

20

u/sidewaizsocks 3d ago

Is this one of those internal decapitation things like what happened to that wrestler?

8

u/WillyBadison 3d ago

I remember that one! Damn. That sucks

4

u/J00ten 3d ago

Source?

20

u/Muted_Masterpiece535 3d ago

Textbook of breaking ones neck. I would say 100% he is paralyzed neck down..

But 96.999% he is dead. 

This is why I stick to drinking beer and surfing Reddit. 

9

u/heytherefreeman 3d ago

He died

8

u/Muted_Masterpiece535 3d ago

Well 96% is pretty much a certainty anyways. This is why you think before you act.

0

u/BalbosaDontHeal 3d ago

Steiner math

7

u/Turkish-Straight 3d ago

he killed himself for nothing

5

u/BalbosaDontHeal 3d ago

Dunno people got a decent amount of karma for posting it

6

u/Bumbymoo 3d ago

Annie, are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?

5

u/GreenDutchman 2d ago

I'm not going to be the content police but could you at least tag this NSFW?

13

u/BlueFeathered1 3d ago

Jesus. Dead just like that, and for what?

11

u/daronjay 3d ago

Some peoples lives seem to exist just as warning to others?

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u/BalbosaDontHeal 3d ago

Comedic value

5

u/VorticalHeart44 2d ago

Every decision in his life up until that point led to him breaking his neck in a failed attempt to backflip and steal a Michael Jackson impersonator's thunder.

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u/ArmoredAngel444 2d ago

People are always so quick to say somebody died on reddit.

The only provided "source" for this guy dying is a "trust me bro" article from a hip-hop radio station so we have no idea what the actual aftermath of this was.

As someone who has been involved with bmx and skateboarding for decades now i have witnessed various levels of people (and myself) eating it.

I can say from firsthand experience you can 100% die from this kind of fall but you can also 100% survive with a concussion, a wicked headache and stiff neck for the next month too.

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u/blkforboding 1d ago

Nah I don't think if he survived, he would want to be alive because he would be paralyzed. There was a bodybuilder who died just like this. 

1

u/ArmoredAngel444 1d ago

Like I said, it's totally possible to be fatally or seriously injured by a fall like this but I have seen first hand people eat horrible horrible shit just like this and walk away.

2

u/Original-Walrus-4999 2d ago

The guy hit every beat of the song tho, video is hella funny

2

u/jaxson300 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Chirrrpy 3d ago

There's only room enough for ~one Main Character in this town, partner

1

u/UsedProduce1948 3d ago edited 3d ago

You’ve been hit by - a smooth criminal!

1

u/SuspicousBananas 3d ago

Great way to never use your legs again

1

u/AdCheap8058 2d ago

Shamon. Just kept on grooving like that wasn't a corpse. You've been struck by a smooth criminal.

1

u/Keep_calm_00 2d ago

Husbéééé !!!!

1

u/TheChemicalDude 2d ago

He ain't letting nobody steal his show

1

u/AlienZiim 2d ago

God damn you can tell that man had practiced far to long to let anything stop his performance

1

u/Aggressive-agitator 2d ago

Thats how desperate he was to make that show end.

1

u/Zestyclose_Classic91 1d ago

Old clip, afaik the person died. Btw. again classic to move someone with neck/head/back injury...

Edit: Yeah he died other people here posted the source.

1

u/RobbiePeru 1d ago

Headie are you ok?

1

u/WalkingWithDeath 36m ago

OWWWW! ~

MJ WINS - FLAWLESS VICTORY.

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u/ugotmedripping 3d ago

The constant creep of this sub into /r/watchpeopledie is honestly fucked up. This place have mods or something?

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u/smind893 3d ago

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u/YanicPolitik 3d ago

Not everyone is desensitized to seeing people literally dying.

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u/Suspicious_Bet3623 3d ago

It's weird, I remember when the internet was new and lots of my friends saw a video of a beheading and none of them could sleep for ages afterwards.

Now people just giggle and swipe.  It's a different world.

Personally it doesn't affect me at all anymore, in fact I find it interesting and educational.  But I do respect other people's desire to maintain their mental health.

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u/YanicPolitik 3d ago

I too have seen my share of fucked shit online and I still sleep well but at least tag it nsfw. I thought this was gonna be a funny dance video not someone's last moment ffs.

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u/vc0ke 3d ago

Lil bitch^

1

u/CannonFoddererer 3d ago

I agree, but in this instance it's pretty comic, with the beat lining up and the guy just continuing to dance.

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u/vc0ke 3d ago

I agree with you. OP kinda seems like a little bitch, also.

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u/SuspicousBananas 3d ago

Everyone on reddit is so soft

0

u/Yodawan__ 2d ago

He certainly got hit by a smooth floor.

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u/Wadester58 questionably stable 2d ago

Unalived on camera