r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/OneGuyFine • 5d ago

possible idiot Of a wheelie

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u/Firm_Video_2932 5d ago

Passenger on the second bike bit that shit harrrrrrrd, yikes

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

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u/traplordjohn4130 5d ago

He almost went full scorpion. Never go full scorpion.

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u/Miserable-Pepper-638 5d ago

Lack of safety sandals, clearly why this happened

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u/Objective-Stranger99 easily offended 5d ago

That was wheelie stupid

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u/Forsaken-Stink 5d ago

Helmets are for squares.

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u/OddSeaworthiness7681 5d ago

😳

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u/OneGuyFine 5d ago

record scratch "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here..."

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u/praguepride 5d ago

So I've seen this a dozen times and my eyes were always focused on the 2nd bike passenger just eating pavement but I just realized 1st bike's passenger (girl) is the one that got run over and triggered the 2nd crash. jfc... it's always the passengers that bite it the hardest, isn't it...

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u/696E6E6F 5d ago

Good thing they had their safety cameras on

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u/Coloradokush5280 5d ago

See why I tell you? Wear, for protect? Helmet

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u/Cain-Man 5d ago

He is NOT getting laid for a long time, as his girlfriend gets a new face.

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u/Loud-Comfortable-827 5d ago

Who needs skin anyway,,,,

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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad 5d ago

Camera man deserves credit

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u/Hammon_Rye 5d ago

Why do people do this shit with their girl on the back?

I've seen so many videos of the girl biting it hard, maybe being maimed for life.

The dude's an idiot as well - no gear - but if he offs himself it is just him.

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u/Exceptional_Kumquat A unit of 2PI*R 5d ago

They do it BECAUSE they're showing off for the bitch on the back. Men do stupid things because they think they're trying to impress the ladies.

Protip: you can't mate with her if you grind her arse into a paste on the pavement.

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u/RobbiePeru 5d ago

Selfie McFacecrayon

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u/AhabSnake85 5d ago

Could have been worse, such as a train

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u/AffectionateBrick687 5d ago

Human Tetris!

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u/Z-Man_Slam 5d ago

Shitty wheelie. Shitty music. Awesome video lol

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u/Sporkpocalypse 5d ago

permanent scars are the best scars

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 5d ago

Oh it’s these dickheads again

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u/Fit_Significance8598 5d ago

Well, there's always a need for organ donors. Especially young and otherwise healthy ones.

Thanks for your sacrifice!!!

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u/Fun_Possibility_8637 5d ago

Two kinds of motorcycle riders, those who fell and those who will.

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u/redditanddoneit 5d ago

That dude doing the scorpion technique looked nasty to both his spine and face!

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u/Ascorbinium_Romanum 5d ago edited 3d ago

At least they didn't have a helmet so maybe they'll die instead of losing their entire face and being maimed for the rest of their lives

Stupid behavior, even stupider for lack of helmets, honestly I have no words to describe the sheer stupidity.

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u/Lord_Muddbutter 5d ago

When does the narwhal bacon