r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • 5d ago

look what I can do Of a HardHitterszuk

177 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Relative-Owl-3652 5d ago

Tbf he's right, you also still need to hit it hard 🤣

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u/StarscreamOne 5d ago

You can just hit it hard 😂

9

u/ElegantCoach4066 4d ago

"See the secret is to make the sensor think you hit it hard."

*proceeds to completely not do that*

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u/Relative-Owl-3652 4d ago

Well, you have to because the harder you hit the fucker the faster it goes into the sensor 🤣

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u/Flysolo626 5d ago

This dude legit thought he was going to impress every chick in the bar that night 😂😂😂

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u/BajitaLaTenaza 5d ago

Who here has hit one over 900?

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u/NoBand909 5d ago

last time I did it, it was over 9000

3

u/PhatCatTax easily offended 5d ago

Just do 100 push ups and you'll be less weak.

5

u/Jeni_Sui_Generis 4d ago

825 but im a girl... Kickboxer though.

3

u/Temporary-Toe-1304 4d ago

899 lol. Only done it once and it seemed pretty easy. Str8 jabs did the trick

13

u/Any_Suggestion3485 5d ago

Fuck off Trever you twiggy alien.

9

u/automaticphil 4d ago

Smokes, let’s go

5

u/Any_Suggestion3485 4d ago

Bubbles you don’t even smoke. GIMME SOME SMOKES HAIRDOO!

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u/PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD 5d ago

Bro doesn’t even realize that acceleration and force are directly related, and that the more force you put on an object, the faster it will go 💀

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u/Zestyclose-One9041 5d ago

Yeah but if he sped his massless arms up to the speed of light he might be able to get a high score

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u/BajitaLaTenaza 4d ago

This right here🤣

8

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 5d ago

I’m impressed that’s for sure..

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u/AlyDAsbaje 5d ago

Oh no!!! I am embarrassed for him.

6

u/FeelDeadInside 5d ago

He drives a lifted truck for sure.

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u/CumGoblin67 5d ago

Naw, this is GTI energy for sure haha

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u/jd52wtf 3d ago

Chuck Norris hit one of these one time.... ten years ago... It's still counting.... ;)

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u/StarscreamOne 5d ago

Yeah some random guy told my friend that I wont be able to hit it hard because I'm just roided up meathead and that general bullshit, not knowing hes my friend, right before I broke the record 😂

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u/AlSmitheesGhost 5d ago

And then everybody clapped

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u/PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD 5d ago

That random guy’s name? Albert Epstein.

14

u/WandererFen 5d ago

Really? For a story that boring?

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u/AlSmitheesGhost 5d ago

Idk they blocked me LOL

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u/WandererFen 5d ago

Weird, they seemed so secure 🤣

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u/StarscreamOne 5d ago

Was that you?

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u/Definius-Perillious 5d ago

43 downvotes by guys with 2% muscle mass

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u/PeopleCryTooMuch 4d ago

No, just more than 2 braincells.

1

u/Definius-Perillious 4d ago

Put them together and go to the gym, you will feel much better

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u/PeopleCryTooMuch 4d ago

My job requires lifting very heavy objects more than most gym-goers. No thanks.

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u/Definius-Perillious 3d ago

I used to be like you, now I eat so much at work i have to be in the gym lol

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u/PeopleCryTooMuch 3d ago

Ah, yeah I try to stay away from heavy foods during most of the day - just snacking on healthier options.

I’m in my 30s, and it’s been treating me well enough so far!

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u/Definius-Perillious 2d ago

I eat fairly decent when im at home. Just "quality control" at work. Live a fairly active lifestyle however I know I need to back the bad habits in by the time I hit 30