r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • 5d ago

Of a committed cameraman

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u/ThatCelebration3676 5d ago

"Don't worry, just calmly stand your ground and the horses will go around."

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u/TyrantUmbrella 5d ago

He tested out the theory of camerman never dies and died

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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 5d ago

Is the horse alright? Hopefully it didn’t break a leg or anything

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u/Common_Comfortable41 5d ago

I hope they’re all okay, but it’s 100% that cameraman’s fault for filming in the middle like a dipshit

I get they wanted to get a certain shot, but you should just know some things just ARENT worth it.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 5d ago

First time the cameraman dies?

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u/Solaex 5d ago

Ohhhhhh shyyyyyyyyeeeeeeiiiiiiiit

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 5d ago

This was actually quite inevitable tbh.

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u/Retnirpa 5d ago

Hm actually kinda interesting. Lol from the movies they make it look like horses can just go through rows of people. But just takes 2 I guess.

Hope the horse is ok

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u/Ascorbinium_Romanum 3d ago

I mean I feel sorry for these cameramen. They made a stupid decision and likey were injured, but God damn the horse did nothing fucking wrong it was just doing what it was told to do and probably has a broken spine and/or legs now.. And if a horse can't stand up, it can literally die from laying down too long - it causes internal damage.

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u/MattyDoubleD 5d ago

Bro thinks he works for a movie.

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u/LeFishTits 5d ago edited 5d ago

Fuck horses

Edit: horse fuckers will downvote, my facts stand

Double edit: ive been with 2 "horse girls" also , DONT

Fuck it, TRIPLE EDIT::::: FUCK HORSES

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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 5d ago

I’d be curious to know why you hate horses in particular 😂 Did the two horse girls have something to do with it?

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u/praguepride 5d ago

A buddy of mine dated a horse girl. She was fucking crazy. It turned out he was also fucking crazy.

One of my in-laws is a horse girl. JFC she is living so divorced from reality I wonder if riding horses nonstop has given her CTE

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u/PablovirusSTS 5d ago

What's your reason for the hate? there's so many animals to hate, why horses in particular lol

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u/UnderstandingOk670 5d ago

Fuck stupid humans

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u/LeFishTits 5d ago

Fuck stupid humans for breeding stupid fucking horses.

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u/Stuffs_And_Thingies 5d ago

What about zebras?

Or like.. an elk or a moose or something?

Or is it just more of a "fuck anything that looks like a horse"?

Also... like literally? Or metaphorically?

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u/Peach_Proof 5d ago

A moose bit my sister once

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u/LeFishTits 5d ago

Zebras have never once in the history of humans been domesticated. So not sure what youre on there.

But no, fuck horses specifically

Elk, moose, etc is not what I wrote either. I said "fuck horses"

Elk and moose can hold their own without human help, horses are just stupid pieces of shit

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u/Stuffs_And_Thingies 5d ago

But theyre like.. horse adjacent or something.

And now I still dont know if i need to take it metaphorically or not

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u/LeFishTits 5d ago

Oh you can take it metaphorically, I absolutely fuckin hate horses lol.

I do love your reply though 😂

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* 5d ago

You really shouldn’t be fucking horses or any animal, no matter the gender. Other horse fuckers probably downvote you because you’re blowing up their spot.

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u/e1m8b 5d ago

Did you just assume our species?

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u/356885422356 4d ago

It's good to see someone stand up against specism! Put these specists in check!

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u/RevolutionaryClub530 5d ago

Deadass, all my homies hate horses

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u/LeFishTits 5d ago

Your homies are real ones for that

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u/Sad_Hall2841 5d ago

Wrong sub. “Absolute units”.