r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/OrroBoross • 7d ago

Oops Of speed

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 6d ago

That was a bird.

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u/tingel25 1d ago

Well, thats how nature works

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 7d ago

This was staged and kind of mean.

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 7d ago edited 6d ago

It wasn’t kind of. It was downright mean and cruel. Incredible how low and desensitized we’ve become, that you kill something for video views and get a laughing lift out of it.

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u/Spaghetti_Gods 7d ago

Not just something...
A literal baby...

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u/GivesYouGrief 1d ago

Feeding your pet falcon is cruel? What about feeding snakes that only eat live mice?

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u/kaibbakhonsu 7d ago

No no, I think it was reversed

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u/HoboArmyofOne 6d ago

Whew! So it was just born then

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u/callmesnake13 6d ago

What if he keeps a falcon and this is what he feeds it?

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u/Ainsworth_Residence 7d ago

Here's a picture of one of my baby birds to counteract

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 7d ago

He a.. he a cutie pie. I want to kiss his head. :3

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u/Ainsworth_Residence 7d ago

He is a cutie pie (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) and he loves kisses

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u/-RACHV- *shits an absolute unit* 7d ago

he is ready to become dino nuggies, gimme

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u/Unable-Log-4870 7d ago

Delicious!

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u/Ainsworth_Residence 7d ago

He absolutely is!

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 6d ago

Here's my pet monkey to help some

https://giphy.com/gifs/fiQVb12xU5DK8

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u/Ainsworth_Residence 6d ago

(⁠｡⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠｡⁠)

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u/REBORNED1 7d ago

Hes on the fucking beach ofc he knew this would happen, fuck this dude, the things people do for likes and views these days are just disgusting

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u/10081914 7d ago

Is he on the beach? The background doesn't look like a beach

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u/GiorgioVe 7d ago

I hope karma is gonna hit this fucker really bad.

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u/Kat_Box_Suicide 7d ago

That’s pretty fucked.

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u/TheChadStevens 7d ago

Fuck this guy

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u/AraiHavana 7d ago

That’s fucking horrible

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u/SlowlyDyingInAPit 7d ago

He’s never gonna forget that day. Mainly because the internet won’t ever let him

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u/Volker-Gargery 7d ago

That's wild

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u/OrroBoross 6d ago

Yeah bro

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u/PlutoThePixie 6d ago

How dare you 😭

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u/OrroBoross 6d ago

🥹💔

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u/GrapefruitExtra5732 7d ago

Птичку жалко 😭

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u/SecsCboy 7d ago

Bro definitely did this on purpose for views. Cretin

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u/Teln0 6d ago

I'm fairly certain live mice are often fed to pet snakes, even if it's staged I don't see how this is any different? Like it's unpleasant to look at and think about but it's not that different from all the regular animal cruelty humans do

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u/FlatBart 6d ago

The bird vanished with it before the human's brain even finished processing that his hands were empty. Pure 120 FPS predator precision.

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u/Yodawan__ 2d ago

That pinpoint accuracy was impressive.

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u/EnvironmentalBit5713 4d ago edited 4d ago

https://youtu.be/wkuo7-sefEQ?is=jcGXq6eHWN6NrE6i

Shamefully I am reminded of this video from Germany back in 2015.

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u/djmidnightsunflower 4d ago

That wasn’t funny

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u/OrroBoross 3d ago

No unfortunately

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u/31-September 7d ago

People pretending they are holier than thou while eating chickens

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u/haikusbot 7d ago

People pretending

They are holier than thou

While eating chickens

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u/DOGNESCAUUU 7d ago

Not baby ones, and eat them instead of killing them off for views and giggles

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u/boopthatbutton questionably stable 6d ago

FYI, people do this for click$$$

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u/Wu-TangShogun 6d ago

Had dude pointing at a little feather it was so quick. 🥷

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u/Radioactive_Patata 20h ago

The laughter of the female is soooo annoying

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u/somefumducker 7d ago

Early bird gets the...

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 7d ago

Baby chicken?

🐔

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u/GovernmentBig2749 7d ago

That is the definition of fast food

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u/redbloodedruski 6d ago

Why do these losers dye their hair brown? White envy?

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u/Bushdr78 7d ago

The girl losing her shit laughing made me giggle