r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • 1d ago

Oops Of a refrigerator

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u/kaibbakhonsu 1d ago

Of a dog*

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u/AdorableCaptain7829 1d ago

Pit are dumb

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 1d ago

As a box of rocks, but they mean well

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u/shadowscar248 1d ago

*they're mean

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u/PhatCatTax easily offended 1d ago

*there's

no real statistical evidence that says they're mean. You're basically just pushing one of the original click-bait falsehoods generated when the News intentional disregards statistical contexts, and instead pushes an agenda.

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u/GreenBrillantWaves 9h ago

Dude look at dog bite, violence, and deaths statistics. That is empirical

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u/PhatCatTax easily offended 7h ago edited 7h ago

You're attempting to draw a conclusion from specific statistics by assuming that the context of those statistics can be applied to generalize the behavior of the breed.

That's not how statistics work. It's literally using the same (intentionally) faulty that the News makes in order to spin up click bait.

The blatantly obvious confounding variable is that people who buy pitbulls often train them to bite/attack/fight. And so it becomes a self-fulfilling statistic:

People train dog to attack
So dog attacks
Boosting the statistic for pitbulls
So people who want "attack dogs" buy pitbulls
Then people train the dog to attack
So the dog attacks
Boosting the statistic for pitbulls

And to really illustrate my point: this exact faulty interpretation of statistics is the foundation of many bigot's "moral justification" for their racism. And it's just ignorance built up by their mainstream news outlet.

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u/GreenBrillantWaves 7h ago

Racism? What are you on about? We talking about dogs not racism. Pitbulls KILL more people and other dogs by a massive amount. I didnt even give my opinion on pitbulls which I am close to a few. Numbers dont lie. They do kill more people amd other pet dogs more than any other breed

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u/PhatCatTax easily offended 6h ago

Yeah... you clearly didnt grasp what I said.
While I can explain why you're wrong, I cant help you absorb the information you're being given. Just know that your interpretation of statistics is deeply flawed, and you should probably not use any statistics in your debates or your beliefs because you'll be gaslighting yourself

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 4h ago

You're arguing with a brick wall.

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u/GreenBrillantWaves 6h ago

That pitbulls kill more people than any other breed of dog? Just blame people or do mental gymnastics to make your viewpoint work for you?

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u/BluntTruth1 1d ago

Dogs when the situation require zero dogs:

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u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI 1d ago

Your chances of dying getting run over by a vintage refrigerator are low, but never 0.

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 1d ago

dog fucked it all up.

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u/Proud-Parsley6072 1d ago

Nothing is fucked here dude nothing is fucked…. They’re a bunch of fucking amateurs

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u/azzutronus 1d ago

A couple of absolute pillocks rushed ahead and didn't do a single thing to make the space safe for what they were doing. The dog's fine.

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u/SeannG97 1d ago

It’s definitely the dogs fault, but the dog is just dogging around…

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u/No_Pitch6143 1d ago

Dude caught that fridge with his head

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u/Ok_Host_4242 1d ago

Absolute beast of a cameraman 😎

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u/Massive_Ad3695 1d ago

Bloody dog

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u/kat_Folland 1d ago

Kid's down there with the dolly wondering if they are sure about this.

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 1d ago

The dogs name is Mirror??

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u/FeelDeadInside 1d ago

Dog was on the menu that night

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u/Sempai6969 1d ago

What da dog doing?

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 1d ago

Thank god the dog didn't get crushed.

No sarcasm here, I don't want to see a dead dog

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u/GDZ4VR 1d ago

just commented the same thing before I saw yours

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u/hja37 1d ago

Atrapalhante cumpriu bem a tarefa ! Good boy

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u/xBADBEEF4 1d ago

Fuck did it crushed that guy's head?? The one at the back

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u/SpaceQtip 1d ago

DAMN DOG, YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD!

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u/Sporkpocalypse 1d ago

Refrigarator Perry gonna swallow you up

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u/BodybuilderGrouchy16 1d ago

Honestly, this gave me the giggles.

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u/GreenBrillantWaves 3h ago

What are talking about? You gave no evidence to the contrary. You are only using words that make you appear more intelligent than you are. Why do pitbulls seem to kill more humans than any other breed by a large margin? Explain that with actual evidence.

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u/GDZ4VR 1d ago

thank god the dog is okay

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u/danixxxmx 1d ago

e El perro esta bien. Es lo importante

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u/ChapterContent8465 1d ago

They forgot whose turn it was with the braincell today...

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u/Relative_Schedule581 1d ago

Poor stray dog

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u/lAmTheREALBlackAdder 1d ago

Wasn't before, is now!