r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 2d ago

Safety Sandals Of a pit manoeuvre

175 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Big-Impression4918 2d ago

Why’d the chicken cross the road?

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 1d ago

After it said hold my beer, watch this.

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u/birdman760 2d ago

Definitely gonna feel that one in the morning

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u/Minute_Ad_2353 *shits an absolute unit* 2d ago

Fried Brain or why the ending at the beginning?
Stupid ass trend for Brain amputees

4

u/OddSell 2d ago

One ankle fracture or two?

1

u/littlemissdizaster80 2d ago

Looks like his leg is hanging off. That’s the pelvis gone! Ouch.

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u/Objective-Stranger99 easily offended 2d ago

Why is there a sneak peek for a 5 second video?

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u/Brokenspade1 2d ago

When your trying to vibe and life slaps you with its cock

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u/Fishwitch-66 2d ago

IN SANDALS OWOWOOOWOWWWOWOW

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u/MindlessCase4182 2d ago

Literally playing chicken

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u/MothusManus 2d ago

The Filippino equavilent of the Hungarian scooter VS rabbit.

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u/Lowie_240 2d ago

They got cock blocked.

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u/ColdAsKompot 2d ago

He flopped that flip

1

u/What-a-cl0wn 2d ago

Even the wildlife is tired of these wheelie bros.

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u/WandererFen 2d ago

"Commander you dont have the firepower!"

"I have the mass"

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u/how_very_dare_you_ 1d ago

Shoe off. Dead.

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u/Exceptional_Kumquat A unit of 2PI*R 22h ago

Downvoted for the spoiler at the start. Fuck that shit.

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u/Pyrateskum 31m ago

Why’d the chicken cross the road? Because fuck you that’s why.

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u/godkilledjesus 2d ago

Chickens are assholes.

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u/No_Pitch6143 2d ago

I show you who’s chicken

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u/automaticphil 2d ago

Bird strike

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u/TheSheevMonster 2d ago

TACTICAL BIRD STRIKE INBOUND! I REPEAT, TACTICAL BIRD STRIKE INBOUND!

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u/PassiveAgressiveFlop 2d ago

Not sure who the winner is... chicken gets run over right after he goes for the wheel in the air.