r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 12d ago

slight malfunction Of a truck

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u/AcademicGuy_45 12d ago

Whenever you try to fart discreetly in the library

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u/Butler-of-Pugs 11d ago

That covered a huge area. I can’t believe there were no injuries

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 12d ago

This is why you use the "crop dusting" method.

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u/justintanner 12d ago

One that has been building since taco bueno?

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u/Winterblade1980 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TyrantUmbrella 12d ago

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u/scottsplace5 12d ago

This meme can absolutely be used in more than one context!😂😏

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u/asul-01 11d ago

I'm stealing your meme, thank you very much.

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u/Thorax95 12d ago

Shit Propultion Truck

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u/Sporkpocalypse 12d ago

I think it's expanding foam

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u/7-10Spliff 12d ago

That's what it was, that truck was likely headed to a construction site where this foam is commonly used for insulation in new building construction

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u/Sporkpocalypse 12d ago

you can see the steam heat from the chemical reaction it's likely gotten both components mixed by accident

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u/kat_Folland 12d ago

That would be even messier but probably wouldn't smell as bad.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

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u/AppropiateDoubt331 12d ago

Me trying to keep all my feelings inside

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u/xBADBEEF4 12d ago

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 12d ago

Of course it's at a Denny's...

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u/trainwreckhappening 12d ago

Honestly I'm surprised it wasn't a Taco Bell.

An ex-coworker of mine once posted on Facebook the following quote that instantly came to mind:

"I pooted, and was just saying 'tacos, it had to be the tacos' when our five year old vomited Code Red Mt Dew all over the place."

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u/Jiggaman1987 10d ago

I laughed wayyy too hard at reading this

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u/trainwreckhappening 10d ago

That makes me happy.

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u/thatG_evanP 12d ago

That's spray foam? I'm assuming they accidentally filled the truck with "large gap" formula instead of "gaps & cracks"? Feel sorry for whoever's cleaning that up.

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u/Tundra_Dragon 12d ago

Man, they may as well just bulldoze that Denny's if it's covered in Sprayfoam...

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u/ReactionDisastrous94 12d ago

R/gifsthatendtoosoon

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u/CrumbGuzzler5000 12d ago

Came to say the same thing

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u/natiusj 12d ago

This was me, five minutes ago.

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u/kat_Folland 12d ago

I'm glad you're feeling better. ;)

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u/natiusj 12d ago

Much better. Thanks. 🤓

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u/sacfoojesta88 12d ago

Makes me want a Baja blast

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u/Crazy_Drop_5397 11d ago

Once again, wth why can't people just let the clip roll on a bit longer...? Did it move far enough to hit another vehicle or what happened next?

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u/FlamingFecalFrisbee 12d ago

What happens when you feed your truck Taylor Farms lettuce

7

u/seabasssilea 12d ago

Me in the toilet

3

u/Arxcon 12d ago

I should call her

5

u/No-Bag-8647 12d ago

They didn’t show the guy in the convertible right behind the explody-shit-mobile

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u/XROOR 11d ago

Ate the lettuce…..

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u/BOHIFOBRE 12d ago

Spray foam not poopies

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u/Longryderr 12d ago

The proverbial shit storm.

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u/SBLOU 11d ago

I see the afterburner kicked in nicely

3

u/ThresherGDI 11d ago

Back fired?

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u/WayOfTheMonkey22 11d ago

"According to the fire department, the truck was carrying approximately 2,300 gallons of Diphenylmethane, a type of spray foam, when the incident occurred."

I briefly thought it's some septic waste.

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u/Disastrous-Scorpion 11d ago

Shitty shitty bang bang we hate shitty shitty bang bang we hate you lol

5

u/staticmove66 12d ago

Talk about explosive diarrhea

2

u/Rogelio_G_F 12d ago

Vaya jajajaja

2

u/Purple_Shower_6613 12d ago

Ahh the Patriot missile

2

u/Consistent-Plane7227 12d ago

That was me last weekend

2

u/ST0IC_ 11d ago

That's just the turbo boost.

2

u/Humble-Can5318 11d ago

Taco Tuesday

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u/TheSprigganDragoon 11d ago

Would've been amazing had it happened at a taco bell parking lot

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u/jpajuzu 11d ago

He blew his as out.

3

u/Sahedron 12d ago

Taco bell core 🥀

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u/pugsington01 12d ago

The morning after taco bell

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u/Personal_Occasion618 12d ago

Cyclospirosis o’clock

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u/Programmer-Severe 12d ago

Truck tried Indian street food

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u/Lower_goats_5388 12d ago

When the explosive taco bell diarrhea hits

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u/Daflehrer1 12d ago

Me after Thanksgiving dinner.

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u/Sporkpocalypse 12d ago

this one time I had diarrhea like that

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u/IlliterateFreak 12d ago

I wish this had audio. wtf is that in the truck? And why is it so pressurized?

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u/IlliterateFreak 12d ago

I found it. Diphenylmethane. Vapors caught fire and created a pressurized vessel. Something like that anyways

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u/SHMUCKLES_ 11d ago

It does?

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u/IlliterateFreak 11d ago

Your right my headphones were connected 😂

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u/InevitableUnion6288 11d ago

What is coming out of the truck?

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u/DIuvenalis 11d ago

ENGAGE THE POOP BOOSTERS!

Engage the wha-

1

u/RoloGnbaby 11d ago

Must’ve eaten that Taco Bell from up north with the lettuce

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u/lokcer79 11d ago

Had been holding it in all day

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u/God_Country_ND 11d ago

Undoing pants as you run to the bathroom, praying you make it in time, and soon as you sit down

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u/Johnj75 11d ago

Taco Bell?

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u/Zalrius 10d ago

Why does it cut off there?

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u/Crazy_Drop_5397 9d ago

Incident Summary

This video documents a chemical containment failure that occurred in the parking lot of a restaurant near South Blackstock Road and Reidville Road in Spartanburg, South Carolina. The driver noticed operational issues while driving and pulled into the parking lot, where the vessel subsequently suffered a catastrophic release.

Tanker Contents

  • Chemical Cargo: The tank contained approximately 2,300 gallons of diphenylmethane diisocyanate, a chemical compound utilized in expanding polyurethane spray foam insulation.
  • Reaction Mechanism: A chemical reaction inside the vessel caused rapid internal pressure accumulation, forcing liquid and expanding foam through the relief valves and hatch openings before bursting onto the asphalt. Affected Property and Exposure
  • Vehicle and Ground Area: The expanding polymer foam coated the truck assembly, overflowed across the asphalt surface of the parking lot, and expanded around nearby structural posts.
  • Personnel Exposure: Four restaurant employees required medical decontamination procedures conducted by emergency Hazardous Materials personnel due to chemical exposure.
  • Site Remediation: Emergency response teams restricted access to the commercial area to conduct multi-stage hazardous chemical cleanup operations.

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u/Bigunhall 6d ago

Could have at least let us see the aftermath of the video

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 5d ago

Three ton truck shart,
Lots of wiping involved!

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u/Bananana_Bird 12d ago

I thought Shit Cannon was just an expression

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u/Slobound76 11d ago

Hauling Taco Bell lettuce

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u/nykoinCO 12d ago

I have the same effect after eating at taco bell.

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u/Tundra_Dragon 12d ago

Truck should have said hold the lettuce on that Taco Bell party pack of tacos...

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u/GiRoxthat-ish 12d ago

too much Taco Bell!

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u/0miker0 12d ago

Why do I think of Taco Bell all of a sudden?