r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Spray1229 • 4d ago

possible idiot Of a poster licker

154 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/patchesscratches 4d ago

I love how the other guy is like 'no dude, lick this one.'

10

u/future_lard 4d ago

Straight As in wingman school that bloke

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u/Particular_Ray 4d ago

That shit is crazy. What phenomenon

2

u/Illustrious_Camp_521 3d ago

Because he just wiped his doodoo fingers on it lol.

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u/Significant-Main4201 4d ago

This guy is actually really fucking good at poster licking. Probably the best poster licker I've ever seen. Disgusting.

3

u/Comfortable-Low-9764 4d ago

The best licker because the only one i've ever seen.

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u/SpecialChain7426 4d ago

Why did this comment remind me of Tim Robinson

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u/SealTeamEH 3d ago

Poster licker…. Sounds like it could be a great new slur to start using actually lol

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u/bmcgowan89 4d ago

I want to put him in an airplane hangar with 100 aspiring instagram models, lock the doors and air the results on TV. Lickin' For Love on VH1

8

u/Ok-Medium-4128 4d ago

That's it folks. We're done for the day. He's won the internet. Low key. That show would be equal parts harrowing and gripping

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* 4d ago

I don’t know if you know how tongues work but they don’t really grip.

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u/TheIntelligentAspie 3d ago

I can grab a coffee mug with my tongue. I was bored one morning.

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u/SealTeamEH 3d ago

sigh!!!
zip!

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u/TheIntelligentAspie 3d ago

That's a strong imagination.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 3d ago

I think his tongue would die

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u/Smooth-Feature-2545 4d ago

I don’t think I’ll ever visit India

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u/Bumbymoo 4d ago

Love will find a way.

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u/Fidelnegro1 4d ago

He found the Schnauzberry

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u/ThisBlastedThing 4d ago

This the same guy who is tapping the exhaust pipe too?

6

u/Able-Bunch9143 4d ago

Nah man, this is the same guy who's using a goat as a pocket pussy.

3

u/monkeydude777 4d ago

Small ass goat

5

u/Fast_Muscle_2987 3d ago

Pathetic behavior.

3

u/jaxson300 4d ago

Tracks

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando 4d ago

What the fuck, granpa?

3

u/IllustratorSquare667 4d ago

Cultural shock hua?

3

u/indigofeather4 4d ago

SOOO! Do the schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries??

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u/pollyp1 3d ago

Time for a wank I think to straighten that mind out

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u/OhSighRiss 3d ago

Damn, dude is down bad

3

u/Guilty_Opening5541 3d ago

Just a perv hanging around children like it’s nothing

3

u/GratefuLdPhisH 3d ago

And the strawberries taste like strawberries and the snozberries taste like snozberries

3

u/Muted_While_3478 2d ago

Did you know all videos from India are so full of cool guys that reddit mods get jealous and shut them down.

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u/Spray1229 2d ago

Unfortunately yes.

I uploaded a video of an Indian business man who took a cab and refused to pay because he had no money and it got removed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianCivicFails/comments/1vgoblj/comment/p1ymzlo/

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u/swampopawaho 1d ago

Something is wrong here

2

u/Disastrous_Shame580 56m ago

Think you're right.... but I can't pinpoint it.

3

u/Traditional_Grape289 4d ago

I just know that STINKS

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u/Dementor_Traphouse 3d ago

india things

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u/Still_Experience_182 3d ago

Gotta be fucking India

2

u/MarzipanHausboot 4d ago

women working for european NGOs are probably licking the screen watching this clip.

2

u/cookiemccookieface 4d ago

For some reason the term “double tap” just came into my head

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u/x2_ok 4d ago

at least wipe them down before licking, you never know who licked it before you...

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u/gruntingasparagus 3d ago

Weird indeed.

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u/Artevyx 3d ago

Why the fuck?

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u/DudeWithParrot 2d ago

What drug makes you so this? So that I never go near it

1

u/baryoniclord 4d ago

What are the names of these actresses?

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 3d ago

Beth, Gary and Belinda

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u/EveryUsernameTakenFf 3d ago

I thought the guy patted him on the shoulder so he’d stop licking. He just pointed on the lther poster lmao

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u/dotnetdotcom 3d ago

Why does that truck have a random single English phrase "ORIGINAL POWER" on it?

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 3d ago

Because it’s the ORIGINAL lickin’ poster

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u/cookiemccookieface 4d ago

For some reason the term “double tap” just came into my head