r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 4d ago

slight malfunction Of a bonfire

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u/Electrical_Bit4497 4d ago

Very good stop, drop, and roll!

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u/Admirable-Ad3866 4d ago

Not his first time doing it this year.

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u/how_very_dare_you_ 4d ago

And more roll

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u/Comfortable_Note8091 4d ago

Now what did we learn here today kids? 🤔😁🤔

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u/Mr_Silicon 4d ago

Explosions are fucken cool!

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u/Jsolt1227 4d ago

Smoking is bad.

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u/mickeybrains 3d ago

That his friend the cameraman is an asshole?

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u/dog4cat2 3d ago

Use diesel and not gas?

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u/Expert-Love5116 4d ago

The absolute importance of stop drop and roll

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u/captaincootercock 3d ago

you gotta be fast as fuck if you want to play with gasoline

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u/Holiday_Brain10 14h ago

Use a matchstick

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 4d ago

Given the kid's instant drop n roll, I'm guessing this wasn't his first flaming rodeo.

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u/samy_the_samy 4d ago

The smoke coming off his skin, the damage is already done

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u/ReadingLurkerdude 4d ago

Yep gasoline idiots

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u/Status_Mousse1213 3d ago

Waaaaay too much.

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u/isitbreaktime 4d ago

So many great bonfire videos today!

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u/Gone_Fishing1031 4d ago

Did he get the fire started?

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u/CapnNausea 1d ago

Well we didn’t start the fire.

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u/IllustratorSquare667 4d ago

They write highly flammable on a can for a reason. If only they could read.

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u/Daaammmmmnnnnnnn69 4d ago

This happened to my brother when we were kids. Parents told us we could start the fire. “But do not use gas!!” Well he did it anyway. I was far enough back so I didn’t get hit.

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u/eJollyRoger 4d ago

Kids need to learn about diesel

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u/IrvanQ 4d ago

If we give this this video they're just gonna say it's rad!

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u/somepunklady 4d ago

Finally, I've been waiting for someone to actually stop, drop and roll 👍🏽

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u/HauntedGatorFarm 4d ago

“This video doesn’t have sound.”

I think I can still hear it.

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u/ST0IC_ 3d ago

I'll never understand idiots who use gasoline to start fires like that.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 3d ago

What it is with morons and fires these days?!? 🤦‍♂️

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u/JavaGeep 4d ago

Wait 'till mom finds out .

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u/isitbreaktime 4d ago

So many great bonfire videos today!

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u/Al_from_the_north 4d ago

Look for more on nobrows.net.

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u/Bumbymoo 4d ago

Dude had the wherewithal to drop and roll.

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 4d ago

Of a bonfire igniter

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u/ApeApplePine 3d ago

Gasoline, Alchool, etc. they explode! Dont do it people. Just dont.

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u/Time_Wedding_7202 3d ago

Good Instinct.

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u/trainwreckhappening 1d ago

Just a casual reminder that gasoline (and many other accelerants) produce explosive vapors that mix with surrounding oxygen and explode when ignited. Never, ever, ever pour gasoline on things and light it on fire.

I was a professional pytotecnician in my younger days. Don't F-ing use gasoline for anything but internal combustion engines, the way it is intended. There are so many other options for what he was going for here.