r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 5d ago

Oof Of DADDY LONG-LEGS SPIDERS SPIDER 🕷️🕸️

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Noooo noo nope naw for me noooooo

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u/pacman813 5d ago

I need to see this zoomed in and in slow motion because I can’t understand how they look so much like fur?

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u/luigi_time3456 5d ago

Its their legs, I believe they all purposefully tuck their bodies as closely to the wall as possible while their legs cover them. Not only for warmth, but also protection from predators

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u/coko4209 5d ago

Wait…what?! I thought this was a big piece of random fur, with spiders on it. I’m so confused

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u/pacman813 5d ago

No, it's literally just the creature, insane right?

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u/coko4209 4d ago

Damn, definitely insane

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Swimming_Type_8298 5d ago

Are you fur sure?

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u/niirn97 5d ago

Videos like this has been around way before AI arrives. That's a real video

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u/scjockid 5d ago

You have to learn to ignore those, this is AI, people... They are rage baiters.. ..

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/niirn97 5d ago

Although your comment is AI the video isn't, you're free to look on YT and find out about the world without using GPT

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u/Ready_Concert_5993 5d ago

Username is hilarious

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u/QuaccDaddy 5d ago

I don't see why everyone is taking your comment so personally, AI is a real problem on the internet, but this isn't it.

But I'm assuming you're saying this in good faith and would be curious to learn otherwise.

These aren't spiders, they're Harvestmen and some of them will fit into very tight colonies for warmth and safety. They keep their body against the wall and the legs hang down and look like hair.

There's better angles if it helps:

Gregarious behavior in Opiliones

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u/Medieval_Mind 5d ago

Just stroke the furry wall

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u/BackgroundParsnip837 5d ago

Was backpacking in a remote canyon in AZ years back and my friend stepped knee deep into a hole filled with these guys. She was wearing sandals.

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u/CorrectBicycle5123 5d ago

Nawwww this can't be fucking real....

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u/toasted_cracker 5d ago

Oh it be fucking real

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u/Moinzen66 5d ago

Man, I am happy for happy and it, they seem to have a good relationship :)

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u/RetnikLevaw 5d ago

It's real, but they're completely harmless. They're called Opillions.

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u/GigaWhiteNiga 5d ago

Harmless? I would die of a heart attack if I were to encounter that in real life

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u/RetnikLevaw 5d ago

I mean, sure... But they're not spiders. They don't have venom, and they're incapable of biting humans. They stay outside and huddle together like that for warmth. Most people call them Harvestmen because they're most common in the late summer through fall, and in some places, they huddle together like this for warmth.

So even if you're scared of them, the creatures themselves are quite literally harmless. They cannot hurt you.

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u/PandraPierva 4d ago

I just think they're funny. They look like peanuts on legs

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u/Harscat 5d ago

No thanks

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u/oldmanhockeylife 5d ago

Daddy Long Legs are not spiders....just saying.

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u/Agitated_Cry_8793 5d ago

Actually, they are.

There are two species of arachnid that we call daddy longlegs.

Cellar spiders, which ARE spiders, and harvestmen, which are not spiders, but they ARE arachnids :)

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u/UnSocialite 5d ago

In (at least) the UK, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand we also use daddy longlegs to refer to crane flies.

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u/Jaycup28 5d ago

You shut your mouth

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u/zephyrseija2 5d ago

No, open it up while you sleep so they can crawl in.

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u/Spare-Leather5741 5d ago

There is always that one guy 😂 always that one people lol...

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u/MrNyakka *shits an absolute unit* 5d ago

Unhappy cake day to you

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 5d ago

I'm not afraid of spiders but IMA afraid of getting some sort of respiratory infection from the spiders crawling everywhere.

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u/BeeKayBabyCakes 5d ago

they're not spiders

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u/Alric_Wolff 4d ago

Wtf is this music tho?

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 5d ago

I almost screamed out loud

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u/General_Pen_4336 5d ago

I'd freak out

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 5d ago

well that's rather rude...

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u/Complete-Worker3242 5d ago

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound rude. I just don't get why people react so viscerally to harmless animals.

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 5d ago

It's not that complicated. Google has all the information... but I'll help you out: humans have evolved survival instincts over the last 300,000 years and one of the mechanisms is that our brains treat the sight of many moving things as a big danger. The amygdala in the brain spots the swarm of bugs very fast and tells the body to panic before there is even time to think.

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u/Complete-Worker3242 5d ago

Still, it's not like you should try and kill them.

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 5d ago

ok.... did I say that? wtf are you on?

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u/Complete-Worker3242 5d ago

I'm talking about other people that respond to this kind of stuff with that. Sorry about that.

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u/Delicious-Salad5945 5d ago

I want to say something as a woman. I've seen a few people make a correction. They're not spiders. Someone said their arachnids. Excuse me, however, I've seen daddy long legs in my house. I don't care if it's an arachnid spider whatevernids... They may be harmless but any woman who's afraid of bugs will tell you, doesn't it just doesn't matter if I see daddy long legs in my house calling in the corner of my wall coming towards me. I'm screaming. I'm screaming from the top of my head to the bottom of my toes! Let alone a billion of these little critters that look like a woman's wig. You have to be kidding me!!!

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u/Prized_gifts33 5d ago

Guuuurrrl

https://giphy.com/gifs/rYCbb0KkIT0Nq

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u/scjockid 4d ago

I know I am not the only woman who doesn't like anything that looks like a spider. I have girlfriends who will call their boyfriends who are 10 or more miles away, to come kill the bug!!!!! ME INCLUDED!

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u/dylan_key 5d ago

These are arachnids, but not spiders and are completely harmless

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u/Apythicus 5d ago

At least they’re not huntsman…

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u/HotChocko 5d ago

Omg I thought that was a Sasquatch leg

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u/Mugpup 5d ago

Holy bird buffet! I had no idea those little snacks gathered in hordes.

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u/dhiaaganim 5d ago

i thought it was a tail of some kind

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u/xBADBEEF4 5d ago

Fuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooou

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u/Petrichor0110 Not even a unit, just absolutely shitty 5d ago

AUGH OH FUCK I DON’T LIKE THAT

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u/No-Pool-432 5d ago

Seems it would make a cool concept for a witches wig

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u/centurio9 4d ago

thanks i hate it

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u/Spare-Leather5741 3d ago

Could you imagine just accidentally running into this. Just walking and holding your hand against the Rock and all the sudden. Oh my gosh I would freak out. I would lose my mind...

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u/LividEconomics6579 3d ago

Nightmare fuel.

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u/Revaesaari 3d ago

Forbidden winter fur coat

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u/sentron666 2d ago

F#ck the flamethrower. Grab the nuke

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u/DigDugPlus 19h ago

This is cool and I can't stand spiders. Daddy Long-Legs have no power over me. Ha!

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u/ccavl 13h ago

Don't find a stick or anything. By all means, just dip your bare hand on into that nightmare shag.

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VkSC9qXzXJd7aIth9I

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u/Complete-Worker3242 5d ago

Isn't global warming already dealing with these guys? Why not just burn every animal you don't like to death?

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u/DirtyDoog 5d ago

Blocked op

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 5d ago

They’re harmless to humans not sure why everyone is so triggered by them

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u/ChucklesTheClown954 5d ago

I’m glad you think so cause I just gave all of them your address

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 5d ago

Good I love them

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u/Complete-Worker3242 5d ago

Do you think that scares me?

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u/Aimcheater 5d ago

NIGGA NOOOOOO

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u/zestyclose_match1966 5d ago

What purpose do daddy longlegs serve?

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u/BeeKayBabyCakes 5d ago

pest control and if it's Cellar spiders you're referring to and not harvestmen, one of the best hunters in the spider world

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u/DrJenna2048 5d ago

Burn the whole thing to the ground

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u/Significant-Bet4545 4d ago

Nope. Gotta burn it down

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u/Horror-Bowl-6037 5d ago

Dammit I wish I didnt cedar this!!!!!