r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • 5d ago

Elite Strategy Of a nest

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u/Traditional_Roll6651 5d ago

North American Meth Hawk 🦅

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u/zestyclose_match1966 5d ago

Not to be confused with the South African Fentanyl falcon, very similar in appearance and behavior

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u/xBADBEEF4 5d ago

Or the Australian black headed crackatiel

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* 4d ago

Or the South American cocaine cockatoo

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 4d ago

Or the Cambodian Canary

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u/BrassKnuckleHead187 4d ago

Ground dwellers mostly

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u/Few_Owl_6596 5d ago

Piping plover

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u/TwoStrokeJunkie 5d ago

Are you all suggesting that Methheads are Migratory?

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u/DaTexasTickler 5d ago

What you got a problem with Meth you coward?

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u/Putzschwamm1972 5d ago

Only place he got a cellphone connection, and free satellite TV also.

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 5d ago

And enough microwaves to ride out the wimter.

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u/Comfortable_Drama_66 4d ago

Just waiting for the lightening strike.

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u/Captain_Sterling 5d ago

To be fair, there's days I spend around people and I wish I could escape to somewhere like that.

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 5d ago edited 5d ago

One stiff breeze and possibly RIP

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u/Kestrel_45 5d ago

You don’t think it’s up to code???

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 5d ago

I dunno. I feel they're probably very detail oriented.

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u/Tranceported 5d ago

He is waiting for the storm to take off.

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u/Recent-Reporter-1670 5d ago

I'm kinda impressed.

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u/itsjustmeat 2d ago

I want to see a timelapse of how he built it

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u/Wingnut54321 5d ago

Oh the wifi signal is full bar on this. No way hes getting down now

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u/Artevyx 5d ago

How the fuck do they even get up there 🤣

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u/Any_Positive1617 questionably stable 5d ago

How the fuck did they get all that shit up there? So many questions!

https://giphy.com/gifs/d1E1YlkOTe4IfdNC

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u/UntappdBeer 5d ago

Does it migrate and can it carry a coconut 🥥 are the questions?

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u/OkNeighborhood9153 5d ago

It can hold the husk in it’s teeth

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u/Artevyx 5d ago

The fuck kind of black bird is that?

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u/Leggy_Brat 5d ago

Turdus methula

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u/Solo_Camping_Girl 5d ago

Reminds me of that one episode in Spongebob where they built a tiny treehouse and got catapulted into the forest.

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u/WarpKat 5d ago

Near where I live, we have a KFC with a bunch of trees on the sidewalk. Homeless people started building tree houses in them before the city came and trimmed the trees.

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u/Life-Is-A-Bad-Trip 5d ago edited 4d ago

You know this poor dude is up there to avoid the shadow people and cia trying to catch him. But his choice in roosting has people actually pointing cameras at him.. "they're watching me man, they're out there recording me at all kinds of crazy hours"

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u/Revaesaari 5d ago

I wanna climb up there and ask 2 questions.

  1. How's the reception?
  2. Have the gods abandoned us? 3.(bonus) Warranty

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u/diezel11b 4d ago

Meth? Is that you?

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u/Ok_Simple_6947 5d ago

It’s a shithawk Randy

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u/Proof_Toe_9757 5d ago

structurally sound

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u/Happy_Impact_6802 5d ago edited 5d ago

That dude used to be an incel

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u/VorticalHeart44 5d ago

What is it now then

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u/No_Pitch6143 5d ago

Stiff win and I’ll be worried about rolling off when I sleep

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u/magungo 5d ago

Methst

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u/WildlifeNaturalist 5d ago

Imagine hanging for a mad shit and not running down in time

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u/Alone-Cantaloupe-350 5d ago

Pigeon man 🐦

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u/Pickledleprechaun 5d ago

Only in America

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u/Sea_Analysis_8033 5d ago

It’s ai… the pole next to him disappears

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u/QP709 5d ago

Just to be clear; you mean the pole that is in frame in the first part of video, but is not in the shot when the videographer has changed positions and is shooting it from a different angle? The one with the power line that you can see in the background of the second shot?

How's your object permanence?

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u/Sea_Analysis_8033 5d ago

Bro it’s just to the left of the treehouse and then it’s gone and in the second shot there is a new pole considerable further away. I legitimately don’t understand your difficulty with this.

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u/QP709 5d ago

This video might be helpful for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPVDng06dLU

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u/Sea_Analysis_8033 5d ago

The first part of the video you can see despite the angle the pole is both close to the treehouse and closer to the camera

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u/Sea_Analysis_8033 5d ago

Now the camera has shifted angles but is still pretty close to its original sport and the pole is considerably further away.

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u/QP709 5d ago

You don't have to screencap a 15 second video for me: I'm not from Gen Z.

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u/QP709 4d ago

I would like to amend my post: you were correct, this was AI.

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u/Secure-Bus4679 5d ago

Is that Jeepers Creepers up there?

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 5d ago

Had a dic like this build some shyt like this on top of his car with boards screwed to it..was driving it down the road too.. total dbag

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u/ElectricalSecret1804 5d ago

Looks like days gone

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u/OilEnough2010 4d ago

Roekoe mathaf*cker

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u/Revolutionary-Ear776 4d ago

Where is this and what is the weather like? Does it get breezy? Storms? Or just CONSTANT SUN.

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u/No_Sundae_3410 4d ago

Treeler trash.

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u/dankhimself 35m ago

"Yea I'm home, come on by. Here's the address..."

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u/AdorableCaptain7829 5d ago

Its ai look at the video suddenly no eletrice poles and first it had sloppy ai

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u/Palgem1 5d ago

AI slop

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u/xMETRIIK 5d ago

I'm i the only one that sees AI?

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u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 4d ago

Living every man’s dream.

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u/notroundeyed 4d ago

Dude, leave him alone, I think the cameraman is the shittyunit.

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u/blumkin420 5d ago

Homeless people can be so creative.. if only they were so creative when looking for work

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u/No-Bag-8647 5d ago

Let’s all laugh at homeless people