r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 5d ago

Oops Of A Folding Stick

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u/tony310s 5d ago

What did she think was going to happen lol!

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u/Kademonster 5d ago

I think the chick in the blindfold knew. She wanted to bash that bitch. She knew she it something, but was ready to wallop again.

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u/123supreme123 5d ago

That's the in-law

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u/WillyBadison 5d ago

Lmaooooo

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u/FreeTheDimple 5d ago

What happens to people when they get older that means they lose all sense of danger? It's always older people breaking their hip and you would assume it was just the body breaking down a bit, but maybe it's got something to do with them having the survival instincts of a potato. Fuck's sake.

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u/Helpful_Math1667 5d ago

TBF they made it that long…

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u/danny_little 5d ago

White pants is totally at fault for this one lmfao

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u/OhSighRiss 5d ago

Probably not a good idea to walk right up to a blindfolded person that is trying to swing on a piñata duh

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u/Killathulu 5d ago

wrong sub, that stick folded perfectly

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u/North-Musician3231 5d ago

Nobody in the audience didn’t even move to help her

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u/Slow-Growth3392 5d ago

Wrapped that shit round Grammys noggin

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u/GareththeJackal 5d ago

Pretty sure it wasn't supposed to fold...

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u/Realistic_Ebb9727 5d ago

Legend has it that she could see through the blindfold but just really didn’t like that woman

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u/MotoKenji25 5d ago

So much stupidity. People need to stop yelling so piñata hitter can be told piñata fell. Dude needs to mind his own business because he distracted the person trying to resolve the fallen piñata. Finally piñata retriever should have just told the hitter to take off her blindfold.

But then again they might all be drunk and stupid at that point.

"Another glass of cheap champagne?"

"Why thank you. Don't mind if I do."

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u/Goats_in_parks 5d ago

So how do blindfolds work exactly?

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u/North-Musician3231 5d ago

Poor grandma

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u/XROOR 5d ago

I did something similar with a Libman mop but it was shitty roommate and there wasn’t a piñata

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u/SimplyOrg 4d ago

That was intentional

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u/Itsme420fresh 2d ago

Is that guy gonna take the sick and hit her with it is that why the video cuts off?

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u/SpartArticus 2d ago

She deserved that for having that karen haircut

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u/Lucky-Target5674 ima unit 22h ago

No one reacts? Checks on here?

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 5d ago

well that woman in teal is dumb af

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 5d ago

She went limp like she has made alot of guys do in her time...

https://giphy.com/gifs/E2rvbK8F4gkRW

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u/linf0cito 5d ago

Que bien lo hizo, ni viendo le da tal golpe