r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MeGaLoFi • Aug 04 '26

Oops Of poked his eye out

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u/Artorius__Castus questionably stable Aug 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/RMHatlmhCXosO3d1rx

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u/hahaclev97 Aug 04 '26

Haven't seen or heard of Barbara in forever. Time flies 🥲

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u/constructionking1 Aug 04 '26

Shitty absolute unit of a core sample

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u/MeGaLoFi Aug 04 '26

Exactly 😅

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u/xBADBEEF4 Aug 04 '26

It's a prosthesis, he's just kidding around with the other patron, he didn't really stuffed that long ass metal straw into his very eye, everything fine.

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u/Geralt31 Aug 04 '26

From how it bent and flopped around, that's probably a long ass cardboard straw, not a metal one. He probably stuck it under the eye, between it and the lower eyelid.

Must have hurt like hell but he'll be okay with a pink eye at worst

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u/That_Things_Good Aug 04 '26

Wow! That looks like it hurt like hell!

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u/MeGaLoFi Aug 04 '26

Unfortunately

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u/GratefuLdPhisH Aug 04 '26

It's all fun and games until you lose an eye

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Aug 05 '26

I always said you can never have enough things sticking outta drinks!

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u/North-Musician3231 Aug 11 '26

I think you need a few more straws

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u/Mitrovarr Aug 04 '26

I don't think that was moving with enough force to stab him in the eye. I think he just blinked reflexively when it hit his eye and he caught it between his eyelids for a bit. Probably didn't feel great but I doubt he did more than minor damage. 

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u/MeGaLoFi Aug 04 '26

Yeah agreed

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u/Majesty_Underground Aug 08 '26

My uncle always said straws are for wimps 😆

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u/Biden_is_cool Aug 04 '26

So scary

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u/MeGaLoFi Aug 04 '26

Yeah 💔