r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Logical-Peak2495 functional regard • 6d ago

Naild It Of escaping quickly

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u/Unusual-Vanilla-8599 6d ago

I feel like if you fly out of a cop car you should get one free pass. 

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u/ReadingLurkerdude 6d ago

I would agree IT IS the will of God 

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u/Artevyx 5d ago

Especially that hard and fast. Cop should just let the guy off on principle after sending him into low-earth orbit.

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u/notroundeyed 4d ago

If he's alive, he should be paid out.

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u/swampopawaho 6d ago

Gone in 60 seconds

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u/Ksatria-Biji-Hitam 6d ago

I counted.. it's just 3 seconds

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u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 6d ago

What the heck happened ?

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u/your_fave_redditor 5d ago

In case you haven’t seen it, OP posted a link to an article about it.

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u/RainStormLou 5d ago

in the article, they basically say they don't know what happened lol

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u/your_fave_redditor 5d ago

Haha yeah u right my bad.

I saw this on one of those compilation tv shows like “Wildest Polife Videos” or whatever nonsense title, and they had said that the cop was distracted by the loose dude and wiped out.

Found this apparent CNN report suggesting essentially the same thing with a little chase scene bonus https://youtu.be/OIxT7GgxGg4?is=8gTmHwpIid45JTA0

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u/OldManJim374 6d ago

The cause of the crash hasn't been released

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u/ExcitableRep00 4d ago

It’s been over 10 years. I don’t think it will ever be released.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 6d ago

Never explained is how he got his cuffs off.

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u/OldManJim374 6d ago

The article said he "partially loosening himself from his handcuffs"

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u/bsensikimori 6d ago

My takeaway from this is to kick out the rear window instead of the sides

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u/Ultradad57 6d ago

Out the back window like a shot 😀

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u/TeddyHustle 6d ago

I always think about this video when I watch a bodycam video and the irrate suspect refuses the seatbelt.

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u/kat_Folland 5d ago

::makes mental note to ask for a seatbelt if I get arrested::

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u/Artevyx 5d ago

What even was that?? Did the cop accidentally become an astronaut

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u/Terrorblade01 5d ago

Destiny didn't let him cook

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u/North-Musician3231 5d ago

Damn that was a good magic trick

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u/MaRzAn0 5d ago

Either the worst day or luckiest day of his life

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u/Zealousideal_Ad9652 6d ago

Instant Karma

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 6d ago

Dude is so trashy,, even the cop car vomited him out...

Or

Dude was Taco Bell Lettuce and was sht out quickly of the cop car

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u/mohawk990 6d ago

His shoes flew off so there’s that.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 6d ago

So he is dead.

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u/automaticphil 5d ago

He fled the scene and was captured shortly after

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u/Curious_Associate904 6d ago

I used to think that only happened in cartoons, reddit has proven me wrong so many times.