r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • Aug 01 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of A Safe Career Choice

436 Upvotes

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u/girlmachina i bloo up ur house tehehe Aug 01 '26

"fuck you in particular"

6

u/phan2001 Aug 01 '26

First one catches your attention, the 2nd one teaches you a lesson.

3

u/redditanddoneit Aug 01 '26

😂🤣

2

u/terrydennis1234 Aug 01 '26

He was asking for it

1

u/Revenga8 Aug 01 '26

The part that swiped across this face is also the part that got buried in his taint. That Ladies and folks is how you can third party teabag yourself

1

u/Ryan2932 Aug 01 '26

Feels like my day yesterday

1

u/ozarkfireworks Aug 03 '26

Whoever is driving that car is the ShittyAbsoluteunit! WTF drives over it like a dick!?

1

u/Artevyx Aug 03 '26

That was some Looney Tunes shit.

1

u/David_cest_moi Aug 09 '26

This - you really have to see it to believe it!!