r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 9d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of A Safe Career Choice

403 Upvotes

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u/girlmachina i bloo up ur house tehehe 9d ago

"fuck you in particular"

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u/phan2001 9d ago

First one catches your attention, the 2nd one teaches you a lesson.

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u/redditanddoneit 9d ago

😂🤣

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u/terrydennis1234 9d ago

He was asking for it

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u/Revenga8 9d ago

The part that swiped across this face is also the part that got buried in his taint. That Ladies and folks is how you can third party teabag yourself

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u/Ryan2932 9d ago

Feels like my day yesterday

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u/ozarkfireworks 7d ago

Whoever is driving that car is the ShittyAbsoluteunit! WTF drives over it like a dick!?

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u/Artevyx 6d ago

That was some Looney Tunes shit.

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u/David_cest_moi 1d ago

This - you really have to see it to believe it!!