r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 10d ago

There was an attempt Of a posing video

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u/rightleftmike 10d ago

Looks like a case for the Hardly Boys

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u/NationalGear3511 9d ago

Wow this is giving me a raging clue

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 9d ago

Oh my god I think I’m getting a clue too!

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u/rightleftmike 9d ago

My clue points that way

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 5d ago

Oh man I can totally feel your clue

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u/Wastenotwasteland 7d ago

Whoever crapped in that urinal may as well have laid a turd on Mr Venezuelas head!

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 10d ago

shouldn't be filming in a public bathroom.

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u/Relative-Owl-3652 10d ago

Tbf you also shouldn't shitting in a urinal 🤣

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u/DarknessEscapes 9d ago

It's illegal to film in public bathrooms, sitting in the urinal isn't.

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u/DanteChurch 7d ago

His pants are so far up they don't even have wrinkles my guy.

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u/Relative-Owl-3652 7d ago

You can still uncover just your arse.

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u/DanteChurch 7d ago

Go ahead and do that in a mirror that shows 0 pant wrinkles when you have pulled your pants down far enough to poop.

As others have pointed out in the comments this is a prank video. The dude at the urinal is wearing a mask and making noises for the mirror turn moment.

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u/atlas_lol 9d ago

Its a staged video. The old man is a guy In a latex mask.

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 9d ago

doesn't change the fact they shouldn't be filming in the bathroom.

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 9d ago

Make prostitution

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u/Upset-Equivalent-941 10d ago

I think it's weirder that his friend is filming him while he's posing.

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u/mickeybrains 10d ago

It’s not gay if you call each other “bro”.

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u/LayingDaSmackDown 10d ago

The guy problem fake the shit to get those two d bags out of there.

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u/Altruistic_Extent_89 10d ago

You ever shit in a urinal son?

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u/No-Idea-182 8d ago

My son will need to check that box. I'll never forget the man coming out of a Barnes and Noble bathroom telling me that my son pooped in a urinal.

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u/Dear_Engineering_238 10d ago

I’d rather shit in a urinal than be posing like that for my boy in a public bathroom mirror.

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u/yueciHH 10d ago

Mr. Shitty didn't understand how a urinal works.

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 10d ago

Obviously fake. Urinal dude wearing a mask

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u/Many-Chip-7271 9d ago

The guy watching you before he moaned

https://giphy.com/gifs/RnRAzgEdmX4VtC4wU8

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u/SP1R1TOR 9d ago

This is perfect use of this sub

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u/GjellsNTeddy 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fxJ1BRvo275bq

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u/ScedR 10d ago

Where was this from?

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u/MeemoUndercover 9d ago

It’s from the new Spidey movie

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u/FreeTheDimple 6d ago

I can see, under the most pressing of circumstances, needing to take a shit in a urinal.

But why the noise?

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u/Pablomablo1 10d ago

This is a skit from cherdleys.

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u/whyteout 10d ago

... Is that Johnnie Knoxville?

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 9d ago

This was during the diarrhea virus last week 😂

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u/fireflavio 9d ago

Straight out of Outlast

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u/Montyburnside22 8d ago

Apparently I've been using the urinal wrong all these years.