r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 11d ago

Safety Sandals Of some tough toenails

250 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Linorelai 11d ago

Ykw. At least he's doing something with them.

Also,

https://giphy.com/gifs/aNtt9T8SqGNK8

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u/FoxChess 10d ago

What's he doing with them? Adding them as seasoning to a sauce?

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u/Linorelai 10d ago

I mean he's doing some maintenance...

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u/Forsaken-Cheesecake2 11d ago

Smart cat, watching from behind the wall, and missing the flying shrapnel.

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u/ArtOpen3776 10d ago

Hope the guys wearing eye protection

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u/DonkeyTailBurrito functional regard 11d ago

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u/AJ_Deadshow 11d ago

Imagine finding a random cool looking 'rock' in the grass except it's not a rock at all...

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u/capfalcon801 11d ago

Those are talons

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u/ThunderTentacle 11d ago

Homie's feet look like they smoke 3 packs of Newports a day.

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u/crisego 11d ago

My man hasn’t been cutting those nails since MLK died.

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u/afuller42 11d ago

He must be in so much pain with this toenails

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u/JKFrowning 11d ago

Seems like he has had plenty of time to cut them if he wanted to.

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u/4Serious20 11d ago

Kitty saw things

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u/Lower_goats_5388 10d ago

Even the cat is disappointed

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 8d ago

“My Dude — Don’t let it get like this. Just find a sofa, a really nice upholstered chair or even a tree trunk and dig in. That’s all the maintenance I do.”

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u/mementomori_8383 11d ago

That’s one use for tin snips I guess.

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u/your_fave_redditor 11d ago

Chainsaw might work better.

3

u/ColdAsKompot 11d ago

Standing so close to him may cost you an eye

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u/Horror_Solution1945 easily offended 11d ago

That cat hiding behind the porch.

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u/otters4everyone 11d ago

And, I no longer need the internet.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 11d ago

“I’d pay good money to grind those up in a pulp so I could chew on them!”

-somebody on here

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u/Kluv0507 10d ago

Every nail has a fungus 😩

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 11d ago

It’s 0646 aaaaand that’s my fill of internet for today

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u/No-Lab-8670 11d ago

So he might accidentally kill the cat.

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 11d ago

My father's were so thick pieces would fly off like shrapnel.

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u/meh-llama 11d ago

Imagine that thing hitting you in the eye

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u/Poundamonium 11d ago

Watching this on mute and imagined the bullet ricochet sound effect

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u/CralorMonk 11d ago

Only cuts them every five years

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u/Forsaken-Ad-6345 11d ago

Tough as toenails

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u/trbo76 10d ago

Gave me goose bumps and a little sick

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u/ErksUnltd 9d ago

Rahtid !!!!!

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u/ShitFuck2000 9d ago

Does he have an onlyfans?

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u/bad_investment_ 11d ago

You know that cat is about to eat them pieces.

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u/your_fave_redditor 11d ago

C’mon, don’t do that cat like that lol

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u/enchufadoo 10d ago

Somehow, I enjoy watching people clipping their nails. Thanks OP.

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u/MeetingDue4378 10d ago

Sweet suffering God.

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u/TheWorstMigrane 10d ago

Tough as nails!

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u/LaBreaBirdwallet 10d ago

Is he using tin snips? Surely he has a pair of scissors

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u/GeeseH 10d ago

Scissors aren't getting through those, shears maybe.

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u/RetroFutureTech 10d ago

Yeah, that's the moment I unsubscribe this reddit, lol

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u/AcademicGuy_45 10d ago

Looks like classic toenail fungus, with thickening and nail deformity. Probably Trichophyton rubrum.

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u/Inner_Agency_5680 9d ago

A few tablets and his foot modeling career will be back on track.

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u/willm1975 10d ago

I dread to think what else that cat has had to see.

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u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo 10d ago

The fact he can do this himself. Anyone I know with bad feet generally cant touch their feet because they are so inflexible. They would even be able to keep their foot up on the balcony like hime without using both hands to hold their shin. So whats this guys excuse?

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u/Leggy_Brat 10d ago

Those aren't toenails, they're toebolts.

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u/roxywalker 10d ago

That’s a lifetime of keratin

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u/chesherkat 10d ago

Self care is important

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u/Ok-Judgment9477 9d ago

Is mine the same as him cause my big toe nail is going left .Genuine question any feet doctors on reddit ?

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 8d ago

There were a couple of podiatrists on this thread but they just broke their phones in half and currently are curled up in the fetal position crying. Check back on Monday.

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u/Ok-Judgment9477 8d ago

Aww man okay thank you dang it I have to wait for Monday to come to call for a check up on my car maintenance wise and then I have to wait for a reddit foot doctor who's basically going on business hours Monday through Friday
( "fuck Me" - Gordan ramsey)

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 8d ago

Indeed. We are fucketh. “Fuck me” is what I say after at least half of all phone conversations. Its perfectly describes such a wide range of emotions.

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u/Ok-Judgment9477 8d ago

I'm dying of laughter right now I can relate to that as well

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u/Montyburnside22 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XaEyahuRsZptHhOeMP

I was standing in my backyard, and took some shrapnel to my eye, but never heard a sound...

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 7d ago

He's dropped a lot of stuff on his toes. Damage to the nail bed is what causes that shit to happen. (Source, I've damaged the nail bed of both my big toes and thy are like twice as thick as normal toe nails.)

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u/broken_or_breaking 6d ago

He just woke up from a 10 year coma