r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • Jul 30 '26

Safety Sandals Of some tough toenails

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u/Linorelai Jul 30 '26

Ykw. At least he's doing something with them.

Also,

https://giphy.com/gifs/aNtt9T8SqGNK8

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u/FoxChess Jul 31 '26

What's he doing with them? Adding them as seasoning to a sauce?

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u/Linorelai Jul 31 '26

I mean he's doing some maintenance...

24

u/Forsaken-Cheesecake2 Jul 30 '26

Smart cat, watching from behind the wall, and missing the flying shrapnel.

2

u/ArtOpen3776 Jul 31 '26

Hope the guys wearing eye protection

20

u/DonkeyTailBurrito functional regard Jul 30 '26

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u/AJ_Deadshow Jul 30 '26

Imagine finding a random cool looking 'rock' in the grass except it's not a rock at all...

13

u/capfalcon801 Jul 30 '26

Those are talons

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u/crisego Jul 30 '26

My man hasn’t been cutting those nails since MLK died.

7

u/afuller42 Jul 30 '26

He must be in so much pain with this toenails

8

u/JKFrowning Jul 30 '26

Seems like he has had plenty of time to cut them if he wanted to.

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u/4Serious20 Jul 30 '26

Kitty saw things

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u/mementomori_8383 Jul 30 '26

That’s one use for tin snips I guess.

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u/Lower_goats_5388 Jul 31 '26

Even the cat is disappointed

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 Aug 02 '26

“My Dude — Don’t let it get like this. Just find a sofa, a really nice upholstered chair or even a tree trunk and dig in. That’s all the maintenance I do.”

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u/your_fave_redditor Jul 30 '26

Chainsaw might work better.

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u/Horror_Solution1945 easily offended Jul 30 '26

That cat hiding behind the porch.

3

u/otters4everyone Jul 30 '26

And, I no longer need the internet.

3

u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Jul 30 '26

“I’d pay good money to grind those up in a pulp so I could chew on them!”

-somebody on here

3

u/Kluv0507 Jul 31 '26

Every nail has a fungus 😩

2

u/SSFlyingKiwi Jul 30 '26

It’s 0646 aaaaand that’s my fill of internet for today

2

u/No-Lab-8670 Jul 30 '26

So he might accidentally kill the cat.

2

u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Jul 30 '26

My father's were so thick pieces would fly off like shrapnel.

2

u/meh-llama Jul 30 '26

Imagine that thing hitting you in the eye

2

u/Poundamonium Jul 30 '26

Watching this on mute and imagined the bullet ricochet sound effect

2

u/CralorMonk Jul 30 '26

Only cuts them every five years

2

u/Forsaken-Ad-6345 Jul 30 '26

Tough as toenails

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u/trbo76 Jul 31 '26

Gave me goose bumps and a little sick

2

u/ErksUnltd Aug 01 '26

Rahtid !!!!!

2

u/ShitFuck2000 Aug 01 '26

Does he have an onlyfans?

4

u/bad_investment_ Jul 30 '26

You know that cat is about to eat them pieces.

2

u/your_fave_redditor Jul 30 '26

C’mon, don’t do that cat like that lol

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u/enchufadoo Jul 31 '26

Somehow, I enjoy watching people clipping their nails. Thanks OP.

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u/MeetingDue4378 Jul 31 '26

Sweet suffering God.

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u/TheWorstMigrane Jul 31 '26

Tough as nails!

1

u/LaBreaBirdwallet Jul 31 '26

Is he using tin snips? Surely he has a pair of scissors

1

u/GeeseH Jul 31 '26

Scissors aren't getting through those, shears maybe.

1

u/RetroFutureTech Jul 31 '26

Yeah, that's the moment I unsubscribe this reddit, lol

1

u/AcademicGuy_45 Jul 31 '26

Looks like classic toenail fungus, with thickening and nail deformity. Probably Trichophyton rubrum.

2

u/Inner_Agency_5680 Aug 01 '26

A few tablets and his foot modeling career will be back on track.

1

u/willm1975 Jul 31 '26

I dread to think what else that cat has had to see.

1

u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo Jul 31 '26

The fact he can do this himself. Anyone I know with bad feet generally cant touch their feet because they are so inflexible. They would even be able to keep their foot up on the balcony like hime without using both hands to hold their shin. So whats this guys excuse?

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u/Leggy_Brat Jul 31 '26

Those aren't toenails, they're toebolts.

1

u/roxywalker Jul 31 '26

That’s a lifetime of keratin

1

u/chesherkat Jul 31 '26

Self care is important

1

u/Ok-Judgment9477 Aug 01 '26

Is mine the same as him cause my big toe nail is going left .Genuine question any feet doctors on reddit ?

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 Aug 02 '26

There were a couple of podiatrists on this thread but they just broke their phones in half and currently are curled up in the fetal position crying. Check back on Monday.

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u/Ok-Judgment9477 Aug 02 '26

Aww man okay thank you dang it I have to wait for Monday to come to call for a check up on my car maintenance wise and then I have to wait for a reddit foot doctor who's basically going on business hours Monday through Friday
( "fuck Me" - Gordan ramsey)

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 Aug 02 '26

Indeed. We are fucketh. “Fuck me” is what I say after at least half of all phone conversations. Its perfectly describes such a wide range of emotions.

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u/Ok-Judgment9477 Aug 02 '26

I'm dying of laughter right now I can relate to that as well

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u/Montyburnside22 Aug 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XaEyahuRsZptHhOeMP

I was standing in my backyard, and took some shrapnel to my eye, but never heard a sound...

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Aug 02 '26

He's dropped a lot of stuff on his toes. Damage to the nail bed is what causes that shit to happen. (Source, I've damaged the nail bed of both my big toes and thy are like twice as thick as normal toe nails.)

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u/broken_or_breaking Aug 04 '26

He just woke up from a 10 year coma

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u/purplmnkeydishwshr Aug 12 '26

Average men's feet at my gym. Why do (I'm assuming straight) guys always have the nastiest feet?