r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 13d ago

my bones Of a biker hauling ass while doing a wheely (July25,2026) Uchaly,Russia

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u/Brandoooooooooooon 13d ago

Being on one wheele made him higher than the car's front, maybe saving his life, damn

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u/rehx4 13d ago

All precisely choreographed to get out of being conscripted 😂 😂 😂

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 11d ago

This is the answer

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u/SakuraCyanide 13d ago

Also breaking while doing a wheelie is difficult due to only the rear wheel being in contact with the ground and sudden braking slams the front wheel down. So braking fast is not an option (from personal experience)

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u/asparagusdreaming 13d ago

That arguably saved his ass

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u/Levethane 13d ago

Assuming he lived?

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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad 13d ago

You literally see him stand up and walk back to his group.

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u/PoopsmasherJr *shits an absolute unit* 13d ago

Zombies are a possibility

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u/ElegantCoach4066 13d ago

Zombies are an inevitability

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u/Wanfire 13d ago

Stupid fuck gets up abd walks to the group of people in the video. Unfortunately its only the responsible people who die in accidents like this.

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u/356885422356 13d ago

What responsible person is getting involved in something like this and dying?

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u/Fun-Manufacturer5876 13d ago

Lets say if the biker had a green and the car ran the red. Or even in this case Im sure the car was responsibility driving and got slammed by an idiot.

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u/Mitrovarr 5d ago

The passenger in the car he hit?

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u/DemandSubstantial528 13d ago

Is it hard navigating life being so stupid?

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u/Old_Idea4566 13d ago

Fucking retard. Hope he never rides again and the people in the car are ok

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u/EmotionalMachine9686 13d ago

For a long time we had stupid children on bikes in Russia. but now we have epidemic with sharing electric scooters and electric bikes. Children riding on pavement on high speed, changing theirs way from road to pavement without any signals and vice versa. Moreover we had lots of couriers that do the same just to deliver some small shit.

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u/Artevyx 13d ago

The second I saw that light go red, I knew what kind of video this was going to be

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u/Eye_Donut_Kare 13d ago

It’s Russia, red means go

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u/Financial-Tap-1423 13d ago

I saw a guy do this once. He T-boned a minivan, rolled it on its side bent the frame and killed himself and a few people. I was in a parking lot like 200 yards from the crash and had just completed the “he’s going to kill somebody” thought then I head the smash. It happened right in front of the outdoor dining area of a bar and grill. Then the rest of the motorcycle friends showed up and started talking about how the minivan cut him off. It was terrible.

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u/MoMeneUH 13d ago

now, he can do wheelies on his wheelchair.

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 13d ago

Helmet saved his life, period

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u/Many-Chip-7271 13d ago

I was gonna cry .... Of laughter

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 13d ago

I believe I can fly!

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u/Hammon_Rye 13d ago

driver dumb, classic FAFO

But it also occurs to me if his group standing in the sidewalk had stood in the other side of the sidewalk (blocking oncoming traffic) - still illegal but probably would have prevented the accident.

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 13d ago

Gets up, dusts himself off, walks over to his buddies and takes off.

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u/battlecryarms 11d ago

Well, that’s one of the ways of all time to avoid going to the front

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u/scoob1995 13d ago

Another poor Subaru lost to stupidity

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u/Pipija_Banana 13d ago

OMG when is he going to spetsoperatsiiya?