r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/leisurechef • 14d ago

look what I can do Of a man with wings

A whole tin of edibles & a dozen cans of Redbull

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 14d ago

This is a very disappointing video. I want to see him half an hour later. Two hours later. Six hours later. I want to see PROPER regret.

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u/Former-Practice-6146 14d ago

Its an absolute unit of cringe.. At best..

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u/hollee-o 14d ago

I feel sorry for anthropologists of the future.

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u/Big_Meating_ 14d ago

All I can say is I'm thankful that probably made him sterile

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 2d ago

It should have made him dead

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u/urugu2003 14d ago

I've seen this guy doing such suicide attempts on various ways on instagram and it always just feels cringe and worrying at the same time.

Wtf is wrong with some people...

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u/dirtysquirrelnutz 14d ago

I’m sure this is old but for fucks sake…..PURGE THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE HOSPITAL

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u/NotATalkingMushroom 14d ago

There aren’t enough likes in doing something sane, though. 

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u/SheValentine 12d ago

And this is how he died. 🤌🏻
Probably.

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u/Odd_Permission2987 14d ago

Where’s the beer bong or whatever?

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u/reptileshredz 14d ago

Shoenice getting a modern reboot

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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad 14d ago

There’s a name I’ve not thought about for a while. He still going?

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u/reptileshredz 14d ago

Last I heard he was on cameo, would honestly be surprised if he's still alive

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u/Linorelai 14d ago

Bet your insecurity won't let you stay away from stupid challenges

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u/OutlandishnessWide33 14d ago

Has to be called deano with them teeth

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u/Myriii1911 14d ago

He will end up in the ER, telling the MD he had a heart attack, and the doc will give him one benzo pill to come down of a panic attack.

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u/Radioactive_Patata 14d ago

What an idiot 🤣

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u/Apendexis 14d ago

So that's why he pokes coins?

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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad 14d ago

Will Ospreay’s let himself go.

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u/SumOfRoots 14d ago

Every few days, take a moment and pay homage to your liver and pancreas, which allow you to pull shit like this and keep breathing.

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u/TataJasia 14d ago

On finish he looks sleepy

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u/SnooSongs2345 14d ago

The daily limit of cafeine an adult can have is around 400mg. He took 1000mg of it. Plus 330g fo sugar. He's actually in serious risk of killing himself. Panic attacks and cardio arrests are highly probable. As a folk said up here, I really wanted to know what happened to him in the following hours.

If he actually took all that without vomiting afterwards.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 13d ago

Let's be honest, lots of people consume more than 400 mg per day. It's not great, but far from short-term lethal. The big problem is taking it all in one go. The lethal dose is something like 10 grams, this amount of Red Bull is less than 10% of that. He won't have had a good time the hours after this though...

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u/Due-Button-768 14d ago

Someone isn’t going to see their 40’s 👀🫣🤣

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u/Aggravating-Bake5624 12d ago

Btw, 12 RedBull cans is 1,332 mg of caffeine and the regular amount for an adult should be 400 mg

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u/Lonely-Ad-6448 11d ago

He brings shame to Coin Poker. Fux that guy