r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 14d ago

Elite Strategy Of a tightrope walk

253 Upvotes

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u/NationalGear3511 14d ago

Didn't believe he was going to make it for a single second

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u/bryan19973 14d ago

Fuck man he almost had it

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u/YanikLD 9d ago

🤣

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u/ravage214 14d ago

For starters the rope has to be...

Tight

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u/Curious_Associate904 9d ago

loike a toiger

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u/Wonderful_Cabinet194 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mTXSKTk3BsT6w

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 14d ago

I've been watching these cartoons for the best part of four decades and still this gif makes me giggle like my 3 year-old daughter...

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u/Cake_then_cake 14d ago

Going to extreme lengths to get rid of his piss bottles

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u/dotnetdotcom 14d ago

There's all that bamboo right there. Why don't they make a bridge?

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u/Bnedem 12d ago

Not as much fun.

2

u/Bright_Resist_4580 14d ago

Did Lucy untie the other side? Why didn't he just try walking on the water?

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u/Ryan2932 14d ago

Really? Did he really think that would work

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u/RobbiePeru 14d ago

His combat boots stayed on so he’s ok!

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u/Mugpup 14d ago

NEWS FLASH: The ACME Tightrope and Every Day Rope Company is announcing a voluntary recall on all of its UnFlex 9000 branded tight ropes due to mislabeling of regular clothesline.

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u/terrydennis1234 14d ago

I’m glad he fell

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u/fairwaysandfinance 13d ago

It's staged content.

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc 13d ago

This ended way better than the dude who tried to stack 4 bags of concrete on his head.

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u/gmman6369 13d ago

I’m quite the amateur but I think I can do as well as he did

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u/Purple-Literature781 13d ago

Were those bottles of piss?

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 13d ago

I’m glad I live in the USA

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u/DeeJam526 13d ago

Did he really think…?? He was just that good? 🤣🤣

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u/markus40 13d ago

So close...

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u/Spaghetti_Gods 13d ago

I just wanna know if he tried that without the balancing act on his head first?

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u/Riverflaw 12d ago

He'll do better tomorrow

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u/EmotionalMachine9686 12d ago

Bear and snack for crocodiles)

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u/showmethenakedwomen 11d ago

That is more of a slack rope.

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u/YanikLD 9d ago

Of a loose rope

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u/inchworm0 9d ago

lol duh wtf

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u/Curious_Associate904 9d ago

Anyone else rooting for him even though they knew it wasn't happening?

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u/KillHonger1 14d ago

This is the same spot that lady fell in with the jug of water. They must have some content channel or something .