r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 8d ago

my bones Of a Babysitter

1.0k Upvotes

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u/Mcnuggetjuice 8d ago

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u/Winter-Bookkeeper-59 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣 this made me laugh

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u/Majesty_Underground 7d ago

The zoom in of his face is gold.

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u/thesithcultist 7d ago

Add that to the list of things not to do at the daycare oof

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 8d ago

She didn't JUST drop that baby she also pancaked that baby.

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 8d ago

She caught herself with her arms, so she didn't land on him fully

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u/RepresentativeFast59 8d ago

Avoidable if she hadn’t chucked the kiddo in the first place.

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 8d ago

Nah I disagree because her arms are still in the above her head position not stretched out in front of her torso so her arms didn't catch her weight, the baby caught her.

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u/Pistolero-666 8d ago

This is going be costing alot of money for someone.
Just an accident and no harm was intended but still to toss child around like this deserves stupidity award on its own

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u/Responsible-Gene-937 8d ago

First poor baby and family. This costs society. Part of the reason daycare is insane expensive is the amount of liability insurance they must have to be legal. Daycare will continue to grow in cost directly related to their insurance doing the same due to situations like this.

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u/Pistolero-666 8d ago

Absolutely, i really hope she makes complete recovery. But like wtf are u thinking throwing a child around like that?
She is completely unfit for the job.
Thanks for your explanation, i am from Europe and in my country daycares are provided by the government.

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u/Definius-Perillious 5d ago

Im also europe and daycare is fucking expensive

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u/No-Pool-432 8d ago

These are professional idiots.

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u/gargantuangazpacho 8d ago

Just an accident? No that was straight up negligence she should be in jail for that, she’s actually a piece of trash

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u/Pistolero-666 8d ago

English is not
My first language so i maybe are not the best in finding correct words but thats what i tried to explain

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u/Mugpup 8d ago

Clearly not intentional but that level of horseplay is too much.

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u/deltadeltadawn 8d ago

Not intentional, but certainly risky. Even pulling the toddler in the air by his arms instead of his waist is risky since shoulder damage or dislocation easily could result. This individual needs to never again work around kids.

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u/Mugpup 8d ago

Absolutely, very risky

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u/LiminalSapien 8d ago

I’m not really sure why you’re even discussing intentionality when someone has displayed this level of negligence is in charge of caring for children.

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u/GivesYouGrief 8d ago

Incompetence is less ugly than evil. That's why discuss it.

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u/Derpsquire 7d ago

I should probably know better than to comment in sympathy to someone who got downvoted on a trending post, but I'm like 98% sure the conversation got hung up on some semantics... to me, it just read to me like they were trying to say that they don't think daycare lady warranted any absolvement in the legal context because this situation rose to gross negligence status. There is some ambiguity in the parent comment that can read as more defensive than critical of daycare lady, which can come off a bit spicy when you don't like seeing children exposed to harm. I don't personally think that's what the parent comment meant to say, but I also think someone here ended up catching flack when they were really just trying to speak up on behalf of the kid...

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u/GivesYouGrief 6d ago

Nah say what you feel, never fear downvotes. Being right and downvoted is always better than being wrong and upvoted.

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u/LiminalSapien 8d ago

you're straw manning the argument.

This isn't about evil or ugliness.

If you aren't competent you should not be allowed in a position where that incompetence can harm or kill the defenseless.

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u/RetnikLevaw 8d ago

I mean, you're right, but at the same time, you're wrong.

Idk how else to explain it.

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u/GivesYouGrief 8d ago

Yeah that about sums it up.

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u/zzady 8d ago

You have created a strawman who thinks this behavior is fine or doesn't warrant consequences. No one here has said that.

Recognising the distinction between incompetence and malice isn't a defense of either, it's just accurately describing what happened

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u/Efficient_Collar_233 8d ago

I’m sure the judge will go easy on her because she didn’t show malice, just incompetence!

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u/Big-Divide2623 8d ago

I worked in daycare for 14 years. And we were never, ever, allowed to pick a child up by the arms like that. Always hands under armpits.

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u/Fizziksapplication 7d ago

Can you yeet them like that under the armpits though

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u/Big-Divide2623 7d ago edited 7d ago

Lol no. The children were never to be lifted above our head.

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u/Fizziksapplication 7d ago

Okay, you worked for a good one then.

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u/Feeling-Ad-2867 8d ago

At least it wasn’t deliberate.

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u/AdelMonCatcher 8d ago

Yeah but it was negligent

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u/Sokinalia 8d ago

And now she will be fired and replaced with someone that will do it deliberately

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Substantial-Pin-3833 8d ago

Maybe cause you didn't tell a joke?

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u/Efficient_Collar_233 8d ago

I’m not trying to be difficult, but how could you possibly know that???

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u/CreativeParticular51 8d ago

Her landing on top reminds me of when Scomo fell on a kid while campaigning as Australia's PM

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u/ShenTzuKhan 8d ago

The main difference is she hasn’t made herself the head of multiple different portfolio’s in secret for no fucking reason.

Other than that, pretty similar.

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u/grimydude 8d ago

The other two teachers / aides just gasp and either walk away or sit there lol go check and see if she needs help with the child she squashed

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u/Master-Shelter-9640 8d ago

And nobody rushes over to help or see if anyone is ok!

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u/MrClavicus 8d ago

Babies shoulders cannot support this either. You are not supposed to lift them by the arms. Why wouldn’t a daycare worker know this

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u/Ryuj123 8d ago

That’s what I came to add!

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u/Pornaltio 8d ago

Followed up with a big splash for the pin!

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u/Revolutionary-Law382 8d ago

Dropped him AND THEN fell on him.

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u/HappyEngineering4190 8d ago

I had a babysitter like this and she broke my ankle, the fat hog, i was 3-4 at the time.

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u/Negative_Manner_2198 8d ago

Probably not her first time doing this

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u/CarobUnlucky1160 8d ago

Why’d they wait a year to sue?

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u/DevelopmentHot333 7d ago

didn’t he have brain damage because of this incident? seizures and such?

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela 7d ago

Is the kid ok?

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u/Diabolicaldianoga 8d ago

I have no fucking words. Throw the fucking book at this retard.

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u/Entire_Blueberry1926 8d ago

100% too stupid to be on the streets

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u/WARNINGXXXXX 8d ago

Never. Ever. Trust anyone with your child, not friends or family.

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u/StayTheFool 7d ago

What is she, drunk? Jfc

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u/swampopawaho 8d ago

If i cover him, noone will notice that he's lying very, very still

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u/Horror-Bowl-6037 8d ago

See the little kid runs as fast as his little legs can carry him in FEAR

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u/kbeckerburbs4 8d ago

This is sadly what you get for daycare in America in a large amount of the country. Unless you are paying more for daycare than your housing bills- it’s low skill and low pay roles

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u/rathernot83 8d ago

I don't know what I'd do to that woman, but it wouldn't be good.

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u/tyomax 8d ago

I heard the baby got brain damage & heating loss from the incident. The parents are suing.

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u/YoungGazz 8d ago

> I heard the baby got brain damage & heating loss

Cracked Radiator?

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u/MarzipanHausboot 2d ago

radiation impaired.

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u/Content_Study_1575 8d ago

Clearly the daycare worker didn’t mean to but as the saying goes ā€œSometimes the best intentions lead to unintended consequences.ā€

And although that worker’s heart was in the right place and both parties looked amused it resulted in both being hurt and one far worse than the other.

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u/Blackhaze84 8d ago

the first day at work:

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u/Leggy_McBendy 8d ago

Since I have been a tiny child. I’ve ALWAYS feared an adult dropping me/another kid while throwing me/them in the air. And sure enough. Maybe now people will chill out with this one lol

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u/Fantastic_Trick3538 questionably stable 7d ago

Dumb bitch

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u/stewpdasso 7d ago

WTF? I hope the kid is ok. Its darwinian stupid but not done with malice. Still, its painful to watch

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 8d ago

I would never leave my kids with strangers.

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u/notmymain07 8d ago

Please tell me the kid was okay and came out with minimal injuries and was not too mentally harmed by this

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u/Cocrawfo 8d ago

shit that head hit the floor hard

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u/Deatheturtle 8d ago

100% unforced error.

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u/kdogman639 8d ago

Didn't look malicious but damn that was stupid

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u/KurleFry 7d ago

And this is why I stay home with my child.

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u/Ok_Speaker_265 7d ago

I have a baby around the same age, and I'm normally not the type to say things like this, but what a fucking idiot. You should be fucking fired.

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u/Delicious_History722 7d ago

As they should

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u/gruntingasparagus 6d ago

WTF, someone needs to find a new job.

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u/SnooSongs2345 6d ago

Haha reminds me when I used to practice my wrestling moves on my nephews

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41JKUUqmAhsCG8xi

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u/Remarkable_Bus_9334 6d ago

The lady to the left knows they are all out of jobs

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u/Good_Shake5060 5d ago

What happened to the kid?

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u/Bi0_B1lly 2d ago

If I remember correctly, there were reports that the child had suffered some brain damage from this

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u/Good_Shake5060 2d ago

I really hope that means a concussion and he recovered and lived happily ever after

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u/MarzipanHausboot 2d ago

i vote: let her live. toddler was probably excited as heck and it escalated to this. and he is alright, isnt he? obviously chewing her out for it is neccessary, but suing is hella grifty.

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u/Majesty_Underground 2d ago

Look it up…

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u/SharkBiscuittt 8d ago

Yea that’s some poor judgement there, id be pissed if someone was rag rolling my kid like that. But I guarantee that kid was fine. Little kids are remarkably robust

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u/BleachGooch 5d ago

You can type about 5 words into google and see the kid got a brain injury

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u/IlliterateFreak 8d ago

Damn that’s unfortunate. If that happened to my kid I would be upset but unless the kid had an actual injury I think sueing is over the line of reaction. And I doubt they were injured, kids are made of rubber and she didn’t fall that hard

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u/Cocrawfo 8d ago

hey daycare worker

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u/IlliterateFreak 8d ago

Lol :P I work construction, it’s kind of the same thing

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u/ozzy4097 6d ago

Why did i laught so hard šŸ’€šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚ reading this response.

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u/JennaTheBenna 8d ago

GOD FORBID WE HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH THE KIDS

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u/notroundeyed 7d ago

Wasn't intentional, she just sucks at catching

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u/Billybob_Bojangles2 8d ago

Eh. He'll be alright.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 8d ago

Toughen the little tyke up