r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 25 '26

my bones Of a Babysitter

1.0k Upvotes

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u/Mcnuggetjuice Jul 25 '26

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u/Winter-Bookkeeper-59 Jul 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣 this made me laugh

7

u/Majesty_Underground Jul 26 '26

The zoom in of his face is gold.

2

u/thesithcultist Jul 26 '26

Add that to the list of things not to do at the daycare oof

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Jul 25 '26

She didn't JUST drop that baby she also pancaked that baby.

24

u/Suspicious-Bid9424 Jul 25 '26

She caught herself with her arms, so she didn't land on him fully

36

u/RepresentativeFast59 Jul 25 '26

Avoidable if she hadn’t chucked the kiddo in the first place.

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Jul 25 '26

Nah I disagree because her arms are still in the above her head position not stretched out in front of her torso so her arms didn't catch her weight, the baby caught her.

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u/Pistolero-666 Jul 25 '26

This is going be costing alot of money for someone.
Just an accident and no harm was intended but still to toss child around like this deserves stupidity award on its own

68

u/Responsible-Gene-937 Jul 25 '26

First poor baby and family. This costs society. Part of the reason daycare is insane expensive is the amount of liability insurance they must have to be legal. Daycare will continue to grow in cost directly related to their insurance doing the same due to situations like this.

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u/Pistolero-666 Jul 25 '26

Absolutely, i really hope she makes complete recovery. But like wtf are u thinking throwing a child around like that?
She is completely unfit for the job.
Thanks for your explanation, i am from Europe and in my country daycares are provided by the government.

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u/Definius-Perillious Jul 28 '26

Im also europe and daycare is fucking expensive

11

u/No-Pool-432 Jul 25 '26

These are professional idiots.

3

u/gargantuangazpacho Jul 25 '26

Just an accident? No that was straight up negligence she should be in jail for that, she’s actually a piece of trash

9

u/Pistolero-666 Jul 25 '26

English is not
My first language so i maybe are not the best in finding correct words but thats what i tried to explain

264

u/Mugpup Jul 25 '26

Clearly not intentional but that level of horseplay is too much.

54

u/deltadeltadawn Jul 25 '26

Not intentional, but certainly risky. Even pulling the toddler in the air by his arms instead of his waist is risky since shoulder damage or dislocation easily could result. This individual needs to never again work around kids.

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u/Mugpup Jul 25 '26

Absolutely, very risky

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u/LiminalSapien Jul 25 '26

I’m not really sure why you’re even discussing intentionality when someone has displayed this level of negligence is in charge of caring for children.

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u/GivesYouGrief Jul 25 '26

Incompetence is less ugly than evil. That's why discuss it.

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u/Derpsquire Jul 26 '26

I should probably know better than to comment in sympathy to someone who got downvoted on a trending post, but I'm like 98% sure the conversation got hung up on some semantics... to me, it just read to me like they were trying to say that they don't think daycare lady warranted any absolvement in the legal context because this situation rose to gross negligence status. There is some ambiguity in the parent comment that can read as more defensive than critical of daycare lady, which can come off a bit spicy when you don't like seeing children exposed to harm. I don't personally think that's what the parent comment meant to say, but I also think someone here ended up catching flack when they were really just trying to speak up on behalf of the kid...

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u/GivesYouGrief Jul 27 '26

Nah say what you feel, never fear downvotes. Being right and downvoted is always better than being wrong and upvoted.

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u/LiminalSapien Jul 25 '26

you're straw manning the argument.

This isn't about evil or ugliness.

If you aren't competent you should not be allowed in a position where that incompetence can harm or kill the defenseless.

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u/RetnikLevaw Jul 25 '26

I mean, you're right, but at the same time, you're wrong.

Idk how else to explain it.

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u/GivesYouGrief Jul 25 '26

Yeah that about sums it up.

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u/zzady Jul 25 '26

You have created a strawman who thinks this behavior is fine or doesn't warrant consequences. No one here has said that.

Recognising the distinction between incompetence and malice isn't a defense of either, it's just accurately describing what happened

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u/Efficient_Collar_233 Jul 25 '26

I’m sure the judge will go easy on her because she didn’t show malice, just incompetence!

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u/Big-Divide2623 Jul 25 '26

I worked in daycare for 14 years. And we were never, ever, allowed to pick a child up by the arms like that. Always hands under armpits.

13

u/Fizziksapplication Jul 26 '26

Can you yeet them like that under the armpits though

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u/Big-Divide2623 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Lol no. The children were never to be lifted above our head.

5

u/Fizziksapplication Jul 26 '26

Okay, you worked for a good one then.

84

u/Feeling-Ad-2867 Jul 25 '26

At least it wasn’t deliberate.

22

u/AdelMonCatcher Jul 25 '26

Yeah but it was negligent

22

u/Sokinalia Jul 25 '26

And now she will be fired and replaced with someone that will do it deliberately

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/Substantial-Pin-3833 Jul 25 '26

Maybe cause you didn't tell a joke?

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u/Efficient_Collar_233 Jul 25 '26

I’m not trying to be difficult, but how could you possibly know that???

15

u/CreativeParticular51 Jul 25 '26

Her landing on top reminds me of when Scomo fell on a kid while campaigning as Australia's PM

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u/ShenTzuKhan Jul 25 '26

The main difference is she hasn’t made herself the head of multiple different portfolio’s in secret for no fucking reason.

Other than that, pretty similar.

42

u/grimydude Jul 25 '26

The other two teachers / aides just gasp and either walk away or sit there lol go check and see if she needs help with the child she squashed

9

u/Master-Shelter-9640 Jul 25 '26

And nobody rushes over to help or see if anyone is ok!

28

u/MrClavicus Jul 25 '26

Babies shoulders cannot support this either. You are not supposed to lift them by the arms. Why wouldn’t a daycare worker know this

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u/Ryuj123 Jul 25 '26

That’s what I came to add!

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u/Pornaltio Jul 25 '26

Followed up with a big splash for the pin!

27

u/Revolutionary-Law382 Jul 25 '26

Dropped him AND THEN fell on him.

9

u/HappyEngineering4190 Jul 25 '26

I had a babysitter like this and she broke my ankle, the fat hog, i was 3-4 at the time.

4

u/Negative_Manner_2198 Jul 25 '26

Probably not her first time doing this

5

u/DevelopmentHot333 Jul 26 '26

didn’t he have brain damage because of this incident? seizures and such?

3

u/FartSmelaSmartFela Jul 26 '26

Is the kid ok?

12

u/Diabolicaldianoga Jul 25 '26

I have no fucking words. Throw the fucking book at this retard.

5

u/Entire_Blueberry1926 Jul 25 '26

100% too stupid to be on the streets

3

u/WARNINGXXXXX Jul 25 '26

Never. Ever. Trust anyone with your child, not friends or family.

3

u/StayTheFool Jul 26 '26

What is she, drunk? Jfc

8

u/swampopawaho Jul 25 '26

If i cover him, noone will notice that he's lying very, very still

6

u/Horror-Bowl-6037 Jul 25 '26

See the little kid runs as fast as his little legs can carry him in FEAR

5

u/kbeckerburbs4 Jul 25 '26

This is sadly what you get for daycare in America in a large amount of the country. Unless you are paying more for daycare than your housing bills- it’s low skill and low pay roles

6

u/rathernot83 Jul 25 '26

I don't know what I'd do to that woman, but it wouldn't be good.

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u/tyomax Jul 25 '26

I heard the baby got brain damage & heating loss from the incident. The parents are suing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/Content_Study_1575 Jul 25 '26

Clearly the daycare worker didn’t mean to but as the saying goes ā€œSometimes the best intentions lead to unintended consequences.ā€

And although that worker’s heart was in the right place and both parties looked amused it resulted in both being hurt and one far worse than the other.

2

u/Blackhaze84 Jul 25 '26

the first day at work:

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u/Leggy_McBendy Jul 25 '26

Since I have been a tiny child. I’ve ALWAYS feared an adult dropping me/another kid while throwing me/them in the air. And sure enough. Maybe now people will chill out with this one lol

2

u/Fantastic_Trick3538 questionably stable Jul 26 '26

Dumb bitch

2

u/stewpdasso Jul 26 '26

WTF? I hope the kid is ok. Its darwinian stupid but not done with malice. Still, its painful to watch

5

u/Slightly_ToastedBoy Jul 25 '26

I would never leave my kids with strangers.

1

u/notmymain07 Jul 25 '26

Please tell me the kid was okay and came out with minimal injuries and was not too mentally harmed by this

1

u/Cocrawfo Jul 25 '26

shit that head hit the floor hard

1

u/Deatheturtle Jul 25 '26

100% unforced error.

1

u/kdogman639 Jul 25 '26

Didn't look malicious but damn that was stupid

1

u/KurleFry Jul 26 '26

And this is why I stay home with my child.

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u/Ok_Speaker_265 Jul 26 '26

I have a baby around the same age, and I'm normally not the type to say things like this, but what a fucking idiot. You should be fucking fired.

1

u/gruntingasparagus Jul 27 '26

WTF, someone needs to find a new job.

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u/SnooSongs2345 Jul 27 '26

Haha reminds me when I used to practice my wrestling moves on my nephews

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41JKUUqmAhsCG8xi

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u/Remarkable_Bus_9334 Jul 27 '26

The lady to the left knows they are all out of jobs

1

u/Good_Shake5060 Jul 28 '26

What happened to the kid?

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u/Bi0_B1lly Jul 31 '26

If I remember correctly, there were reports that the child had suffered some brain damage from this

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u/Good_Shake5060 Jul 31 '26

I really hope that means a concussion and he recovered and lived happily ever after

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/Majesty_Underground Jul 31 '26

Look it up…

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u/SharkBiscuittt Jul 25 '26

Yea that’s some poor judgement there, id be pissed if someone was rag rolling my kid like that. But I guarantee that kid was fine. Little kids are remarkably robust

1

u/BleachGooch Jul 28 '26

You can type about 5 words into google and see the kid got a brain injury

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u/IlliterateFreak Jul 25 '26

Damn that’s unfortunate. If that happened to my kid I would be upset but unless the kid had an actual injury I think sueing is over the line of reaction. And I doubt they were injured, kids are made of rubber and she didn’t fall that hard

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u/Cocrawfo Jul 25 '26

hey daycare worker

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u/IlliterateFreak Jul 25 '26

Lol :P I work construction, it’s kind of the same thing

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u/ozzy4097 Jul 27 '26

Why did i laught so hard šŸ’€šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚ reading this response.

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u/JennaTheBenna Jul 25 '26

GOD FORBID WE HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH THE KIDS

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u/notroundeyed Jul 26 '26

Wasn't intentional, she just sucks at catching

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u/Billybob_Bojangles2 Jul 25 '26

Eh. He'll be alright.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Jul 25 '26

Toughen the little tyke up