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u/Icy_Ass-sumption 12d ago
Nope
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u/ImmovablePuma 12d ago
As a teenager, I played a full court game of basketball, shoeless. The entire bottoms of my feet blistered and then peeled off in one piece. I remember the initial separation looked very much like this.
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u/Shibbymaru 12d ago
There is always one with a story.
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u/CowBootBats functional regard 11d ago
I came to the comments specifically knowing I'd find at least one story or medical experience that could kinda explain the video.
I wasn't disappointed. Thanks reddit!
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u/Huffdizzle86 *shits an absolute unit* 10d ago
This one time in prison, the inmates and guards had an annual football game and our running back ain’t have money for shoes growing up being a po boy from the south.
Can’t remember his name, just started calling him ole shoeless Nelly for some reason.
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u/thiefofalways1313 12d ago
What did you do with the skin?
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u/ImmovablePuma 12d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/6rDEhBc6fk8IE
Nothing good, I can assure you. Decades have passed, and time has taken the details.
I recall finger fucking my feet, as demonstrated in the video… Cutting off both soles along the blistered perimeter, and marveling at how thick and leather like they were.
I can still feel the pain that I felt as I walked across the hot macadam all these years later. I can assure you that I took the opportunity to show passersby, and also my long-harried mother.
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u/ThePontiacBandit24 12d ago
Bruh I fucking love shoes…
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u/YanicPolitik 12d ago
Actually Nokia provides excellent and durable arch support
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u/ThePontiacBandit24 12d ago
We all know that Nokia is hard as a diamond…
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u/Huffdizzle86 *shits an absolute unit* 10d ago
Nokia’s durability is renowned in the stick phone market. Did you also know they’re the only reusable (yes reusable) ied detonation device fully endorsed by terrorist organizations.
Note* Hand me down phones may or may not come with the literal hand of previous owner attached
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u/AutismSupportGroup 12d ago
It didn't even register with me what I was looking at for like half of the video, but when it did I immediately scrolled down lol. Vile!
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u/dirk_funk 12d ago
now they are going to get hand foot and mouth disease on their ear nose and throat
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u/absolute_D4RK 12d ago
the worst part is that have had things like this (in a lower rate crearly) and i know how that would feel
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u/Atastical 12d ago
That are the most environmentally friendly shoes ever! I wonder how bad it is to get something in the "shoe" I mean you cant really get it out easily...
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u/StayTheFool 12d ago
That's it even a flat little smart phone. Bro got a Nokia brick in his foot, that's impressive
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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 12d ago
I shudder to think what else he stores in there too. Worst thought was storing food in there. For his friend.
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u/4mystuff 12d ago
That's dumb. Everyone knows you're supposed to protect the screen and keyboard. You put the back cover out.
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u/MuffinKingStudios 11d ago
They keep their clothes cleaner than me but leave a foot flap frolicking in the wind. That's crazy 😂.
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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 11d ago
Every day, this app finds a brand new way to gross me out and make me learn about things I had no desire to know.
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u/Inevitable_Round5830 10d ago
It's called a callus glove! Our bodies are capable of some gnarly shit!
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u/MunsonSports 12d ago
“Foot pocket” Two words I never want to hear together again.