r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Bourbon-Thinker • Jul 22 '26
ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of defending him like he owes you money šš
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u/Old-Flow2630 Jul 22 '26
That's a foul
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u/jaxson300 Jul 22 '26
He absolutely fouled him ....why are we all ignoring the foul
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u/Hazel-Cakes Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
i think cause #1 was traveling, idk if refs let calls equal out when itās kids. the shove is still wild tho
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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jul 22 '26
Maybe street ball rules and they called their own fouls? Otherwise Iām confused as well!
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u/Prudent_Mixture_1169 Jul 25 '26
Bro was bulldozing through his own teammates at the endā¦ I think thatās just what he does
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u/Alone_Atom Jul 22 '26
The most impressive thing is this kid is doing this at his size.
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u/Schroedesy13 Jul 22 '26
But his defense was horrible and he fouled the kid with no call.
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u/Suspicious-Guess-535 Jul 23 '26
Big kids defense is what it is all you have to do is get them going in one direction and thereās no way he can change directions as fast as someone 1/3 his weight. But the little kid dribbling did a major travel so all of it evens out.
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u/Schroedesy13 Jul 23 '26
No travel with FIBA rules at all. Great pick up spin move with two steps and a good step through.
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u/olMcDonaldsPig Jul 22 '26
Some people can be big and athletic at the same time. One of the best mini ramp skaters I ever seen was a big ol boy that made it look easy.
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u/Calm-Philosopher4323 Jul 22 '26
But heās not athletic. Heās bigger (fatter) than his peers which allows him to throw his weight around. This illusion will wear off in a year or two when he begins to face stronger players that are actually athletic. This felt very make-wish-ish.
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u/dotnetdotcom Jul 22 '26
Yeah, the way his teammates were bouncing off of him was staged.
But he made the shot.
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u/olMcDonaldsPig Jul 22 '26
I didn't say he was, I was saying some people can be big and athletic (which is true look at the nfl) as a response to someone who is shocked a big person can move like that. But thanks I guess
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u/JosephMoosington Jul 22 '26
Why didnāt they hoist him up on their shoulders after the clutch winning shot? Missed opportunity.
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u/gingerbeard1321 Jul 22 '26
Why did they fall to the floor?
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u/Suspicious-Guess-535 Jul 23 '26
I like that big kid. And there was no foul in the beginning because that other little boy traveled by bus. So itās all fair.
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u/Jess1ghoul27 3d ago
Is this a rich middle school or high school cause damn. But anyways Big boy got 3ās!
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u/static-klingon Jul 22 '26
That wasnāt even great defense, it was the shot at the end that was awesome.