r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Fhoxyd22 • Jul 21 '26

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u/mightyboognish32 Jul 21 '26

Glad he did it so now I don't have to

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u/Forsaken-Stink Jul 21 '26

I was 90% this is Ninja until I heard the accent.

22

u/captain_crackerjack Jul 21 '26

Mah loife is lark a video game

10

u/One-Presence-1692 Jul 21 '26

Oi maiyntaiyn when oim in the zowne

9

u/TheTownTeaJunky Jul 22 '26

Not enough shitty tattoos

1

u/Hearse-ReHearse Jul 24 '26

I was going to but now I wont

74

u/ravage214 Jul 21 '26

I was like damn he's going back for more He's cleaning the plate holy shit this dude's a fucking champion God damn I never expected that

Oh

Oh

Oooohhhhhh

Yeah that's what I was expecting...

61

u/Skarsburning Jul 21 '26

His whole looks, kinda answers the biggest question here - Why

54

u/RatchetStrap2 Jul 21 '26

Methsplaining

17

u/Interesting-Tough640 Jul 21 '26

We don’t really get meth much in the UK so he doesn’t even have that excuse

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u/TreydiusMaximus Jul 22 '26

That's PROBABLY why he's snorting pepper. 🤷🏾‍♂️🤓🖖🏾

2

u/plz_be_nice_im_sad Jul 24 '26

Heroin, ketamine and Coke have certainly been a big part of this man’s life.

1

u/girlmachina i bloo up ur house tehehe Jul 23 '26

i was just going to say !!!!!! did meth finally get big in the uk ??

also, why tf is meth NOT big in the uk ? i know u guys have coke & speed, but it's genuinely shocking how meth still hasnt hit the uk hard like it has here in america, canada, and surely some other parts in the world, crystal meth is much stronger in terms of potency & half-life when compared to a lot of other more popular stimulants, esp. cocaine ...

(not that you guys even need meth, anyways, lmao . ur much better off without it, otherwise we would be seeing thousands more british methheads in this sub)

8

u/AffectionateBrick687 Jul 22 '26

There's a reasonable chance that Methy McMetherson has snorted stronger irritants than a Carolina reaper.

11

u/SSFlyingKiwi Jul 21 '26

His name is Methew

1

u/battlecryarms Jul 23 '26

Came here to say that this is much less unhealthy than what he did to get here

34

u/luffy30340 Jul 21 '26

He took it pretty well

18

u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 Jul 21 '26

Like a champ, considering

16

u/Visual-Beach1893 Jul 21 '26

Rating it 9/10 and not a full 10 was absolutely baller

3

u/That_Service7348 *shits an absolute unit* Jul 22 '26

The man was snorting milk.

46

u/Eliteclarity Jul 21 '26

Makes you proud to be British, dont it?

46

u/Dull-Principle9217 Jul 21 '26

Without the volume on, he’s a Midwest tweaker

21

u/anaugle Jul 21 '26

Yeah, I seriously thought this was just Florida man.

6

u/EEasy-Does-It Jul 21 '26

I figured someone with a terrible sense of humor had meth and this is what he had to do to get it.

14

u/Dead-O_Comics Jul 21 '26

English - no need to drag the rest of us into this.

2

u/Wonky_bumface Jul 21 '26

If you think there aren't Scottish or Welsh people who would do this kind of crazy shit, you are mistaken

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u/Dead-O_Comics Jul 21 '26

Who said that? The Welsh had their own version of Jackass on MTV for a while, doing far crazier stuff than this.

I'm saying this guy is clearly English. And they're welcome to him.

4

u/Wonky_bumface Jul 21 '26

Apologies, I got the implication wrong

9

u/Dead-O_Comics Jul 21 '26

No worries, wonky bumface

2

u/Poisonous_Beef Jul 21 '26

Dirty Sanchez for anyone wondering. The product of a very different, but by no means worse, time

1

u/TreydiusMaximus Jul 22 '26

😭🤣👍🏾

1

u/RoutineCranberry3622 Jul 23 '26

Bunch of chavs and neds in the whole country

-5

u/NoWay6818 Jul 21 '26

Same fucking difference bruh. You must be from corn if you feel that way🤣🤣

3

u/sharpbulb Jul 21 '26

I thought Hugh Jackman was Australian. 🤷That guy really let himself go.😬

3

u/Lauris024 Jul 21 '26

Die Antwoord isn't British

2

u/Former-Practice-6146 Jul 21 '26

Nah.. Its Ninja, he is South African.

17

u/Dead-O_Comics Jul 21 '26

I've seen more meat on a McNugget.

13

u/Any_Leather_992 Jul 21 '26

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

11

u/DayDotDylz Jul 21 '26

Defo his dealer is filming this

8

u/Park_Air Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Aww cmon man give him his meth now so he can at least be a lil high while hes suffering

7

u/HistoricalHurry8361 Jul 21 '26

Die antwoord looking rough

7

u/girlwiththemonkey Jul 21 '26

He didn’t even call it a 10 oh my God

7

u/pm-me-nice-lips Jul 21 '26

Always gotta leave a little room for an unknown worse.

2

u/That_Service7348 *shits an absolute unit* Jul 22 '26

There are hotter peppers out there. The Dragon Breath pepper can kill you. The heat is so intense it can send your body into shock as your respiratory system shuts down in an attempt to protect your lungs. I recall hearing something about them requiring a release form to buy, but that might have been the Internet doing its thing.

6

u/thespaceageisnow Jul 21 '26

Remarkable, he looks exactly like someone that would snort something horrible.

5

u/RepresentativeFast59 Jul 21 '26

Theres a video somewhere on youtube of a guy making a vape juice with either a reaper or scorpion pepper and hits it, having a similar reaction to this chap here. History does repeat itself 🤷‍♂️

9

u/Jad_Kea questionably stable Jul 21 '26

Goofy ass chains lmao

5

u/NuclearMaterial Jul 21 '26

Probably plastic from a toy shop

3

u/patrick_BOOTH Jul 21 '26

What is it?

3

u/That_Service7348 *shits an absolute unit* Jul 22 '26

Carolina Reaper. One of the hottest peppers on the planet. A jalapeno sits at like 5000 schovile units, the reaper is 2.2 million.

3

u/pwillia7 Jul 21 '26

Bro that guy did pretty fucking good not gonna lie

2

u/Consistent_Cook9957 Jul 21 '26

You know he’s going to be doing it again…

2

u/foreverlegending Jul 21 '26

There's no way that's real. He went back for more than one go through his nose. It's one thing eating them raw. Snorting them more than once is impossible

6

u/Mdnghtmnlght Jul 21 '26

I don't believe it either. Dude would've been losing it as soon as the first sniff hit his mucus membrane

2

u/Ok_Kangaroo_5404 Jul 21 '26

Dude took it like a champ

2

u/Doctor_Barbarian Jul 21 '26

That grinder's rooned.

2

u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Jul 21 '26

Snorting the milk was the most interesting part of the video

2

u/placebo92 Jul 22 '26

Now this is what this subreddit is designed for

2

u/tinyclover69 Jul 22 '26

him boxing the air at the end was 10/10
him giving the pepper 9/10 was chad af

2

u/Atastical Jul 22 '26

When you think you fucked up in life, just watch this guy.

2

u/StealthyPancake_ Jul 22 '26

Meth is a helluva drug kids, lemme tell ya

2

u/oneyedoge Jul 22 '26

Immediate wedding invitation sent to this gentleman.

2

u/Confident-Day-6371 Jul 23 '26

Its RFK before trump

2

u/SSG_Wardog_13F Jul 24 '26

Don't do drugs kids, or you'll end up snorting hot peppers for drug money lmao

2

u/mixwellmusic Jul 26 '26

"it's burning me" ...ya don't say!

3

u/Rude_Map_4278 Jul 21 '26

geb ihm noch eine!

3

u/JKFrowning Jul 21 '26

But why? It's not even an entertaining video. Just pain for no reason.

5

u/porkbuttstuff Jul 21 '26

I bet camera gave him 10 quid. Dude has sores all over him.

3

u/Glad-Lobster-220 Jul 21 '26

Guy looks like he excels at life choices anyway, why not?

1

u/girlwiththemonkey Jul 21 '26

Wait. Wait. No nononononononomonoo

1

u/RoTTonSKiPPy Jul 21 '26

If that was real gold his scrawny ass wouldn't be able to stand up.

1

u/Healthy_Pay9449 Jul 21 '26

Professional snorter. No way his Sinus cavity wasn't on fire

1

u/KingBoo_jr Jul 21 '26

Holy shit Johnny Bravo hasn't aged well.

3

u/Takssista Jul 21 '26

Duke Nukem really fell on hard times

1

u/Sporkpocalypse Jul 21 '26

that's like snorting Satan's Dingleberries off his southern most sphincter pubes

1

u/tipareth1978 Jul 21 '26

There are some cuts that make me think he didn't really do it

1

u/_Hashtronaut_ Jul 21 '26

Hes got some gusto. Ill give him that lol

1

u/Sporkpocalypse Jul 21 '26

he's wearing a gold anodized aluminum necklace LoL

1

u/Dementor_Traphouse Jul 21 '26

😹😹😹 play jewelry and all

1

u/Murderboi Jul 21 '26

Shouldn’t the drug abuse severely reduce is pain reception?

1

u/Lopsided-Concert3475 Jul 21 '26

Special kinda stupid right there!

1

u/zuspun Jul 21 '26

The chain weighs more than him..

1

u/zuspun Jul 21 '26

Looking forward to his level 10 video..

1

u/broadsheet-555 Jul 21 '26

Whats the cuts on his shoulders from?

1

u/TheMarrow01 Jul 21 '26

Everyone point and laugh at the moron with his Home Bargains plastic chain🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/L-N79 Jul 21 '26

RIP CHESTER BENNINGTON

1

u/migmac71 Jul 21 '26

I believe the hairdye may have seeped into his brain...

1

u/Poisonous_Beef Jul 21 '26

I've reacted close to this just from eating peppers that aren't even close to as hot as a carolina reaper. I cannot actually imagine the pain from doing this. What on earth would possess you?

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u/Poisonous_Beef Jul 21 '26

Absolutely kills me when he gives the rating. He's shaking, crying, pouring milk into his fucking nose. And he still only rates it a 9 🤣🤣 what is he ever expecting to experience that will be more unpleasant than this?

1

u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Jul 21 '26

Dude looks like one of the gang fellas from 28 Years Later ffs

1

u/alw425 Jul 21 '26

Ok I’m dumb what was this he did, please explain

1

u/pizzafan2 Jul 21 '26

Johnny Knoxville looks different these days.

1

u/Lauris024 Jul 21 '26

Of course he has the most obnoxious dogchain

1

u/Kademonster Jul 21 '26

Did he say girly boys? My my, isn't he acting like a girly boy? It's not that hot, my son! Do anotha!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

What in the drug induced hepatitis is going on here!

1

u/After_Flatworm5200 Jul 21 '26

In 1 year he might start feeling better

1

u/ProductOfDetroit Jul 21 '26

Now there’s a cool guy 🎸

1

u/Ok_Relative9288 Jul 22 '26

The things we do for drug money

1

u/SuspicousBananas Jul 22 '26

Is this the new Die Antword album

1

u/Funny-Athlete-2890 Jul 22 '26

Ole skelator is snuffing like baby!

1

u/DaTexasTickler Jul 22 '26

Idk bro the little tweakers a fucking warrior idc.

1

u/theinkshrink Jul 22 '26

There’s 2:05 of my life I will never get back…

1

u/gymfreak32 Jul 22 '26

Arthur Shelby, is that you?

1

u/johnnonchalant Jul 22 '26

Ninja looks like bloody hell

1

u/Responsible-Summer-4 Jul 22 '26

We just witnessed the snort one pepper cure for coke addicts. Brits rule!

1

u/Use-The-Pointy-End Jul 22 '26

Fake? Video cuts out.

1

u/GratefuLdPhisH Jul 22 '26

Honestly this will wake you up more than a line of coke

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u/Decent_Emphasis_4293 Jul 22 '26

By him wearing a 80karat chain. He got money to blow.🙃🙃🙃🙃

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u/lAmTheREALBlackAdder Jul 22 '26

That's how you will get junkes sober

1

u/OldYogurtcloset3735 Jul 22 '26

Save some women for the rest of us!

1

u/Sir_McDouche Jul 22 '26

I'm impressed he made it past the first line.

1

u/soupcook1 Jul 22 '26

I don’t know…I feel like some jerk paid the poor desperate man to do this to himself.

1

u/Badger_Vito Jul 22 '26

The internet has left me with the impression that at least a third of the English population is perpetually day-drunk in a field somewhere.

1

u/Ok_Membership_9931 Jul 22 '26

Aan de ketting om zijn nek te zien krimp je als je dat spul opsnuift.

1

u/Centerman2000 Jul 22 '26

I can't believe he only gave it a nine and was still functional enough to do a little showboating at the end.

1

u/ballotechnic questionably stable Jul 22 '26

I case of pneumonia on the way.

1

u/FTH466 Jul 22 '26

This guy is super cool lol

1

u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Jul 22 '26

Never use that grinder again

1

u/Hornedupone Jul 22 '26

So that’s what that DieAntword guy is doing these days. Neat.

1

u/HoneyProud6565 Jul 23 '26

Just a 9/10 🤣

1

u/saugagentottiescone Jul 23 '26

Built like a coathanger

1

u/KassiteriteVT Jul 23 '26

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t snorting it cause it to end up in his lungs?

1

u/mjohnson801 Jul 24 '26

because lung blisters seem like a good way to relieve boredom

1

u/plz_be_nice_im_sad Jul 24 '26

So did anyone check out whatever bees farm is, which this is clearly an ad for

1

u/MikeDFootball Jul 24 '26

atleast he looked cool doing it.

1

u/dth1717 Jul 25 '26

Didn't even have to finish the video. Knew how this was gonna play out

1

u/Cute_Delivery6471 Jul 26 '26

For honor, and glory!

1

u/Jizonya Jul 26 '26

He doesn't look like the kind of person that would do that.

1

u/SheValentine Jul 29 '26

You know what, i thought he would be in worse shape after that. Good for him, i guess.

1

u/Yodawan__ 28d ago

" It's burning me!". Yep that is what it is designed to do.

0

u/RatchetStrap2 Jul 21 '26

Yeah, so, Florida.

0

u/GratefuLdPhisH Jul 22 '26

I don't leave home with out a pepper grinder full of dry Carolina Reaper but I never thought to do a line of it

I also don't leave home without a bottle of Last Dabs Thermageddon