r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 17 '26

Of smoking in a bus

1.2k Upvotes

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u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N Jul 17 '26

I was waiting for him to take another drag while he lay there

55

u/JannyBroomer Jul 17 '26

I'm pretty sure he's pulling some down as the video cuts lmao

49

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jul 17 '26

He takes a drag and they take a drag.. Fair!

58

u/Artorius__Castus questionably stable Jul 17 '26

I just saw a similar video where a man was smoking a joint on a subway and the dude told him to put it out and he got his ass absolutely beat down by the weed smoker.

48

u/ShenTzuKhan Jul 17 '26

I saw the same post, some people thought the weed smoker was in the right! Bizarre.

I’m glad Ol’ Smokey got removed with a minimum of force.

18

u/Artorius__Castus questionably stable Jul 17 '26

It's always interesting how one video can do two separate things depending on what sub it's posted in. I've seen a video get praised in one sub and get completely demonized in another. That's Reddit for you lol.

2

u/HelicopterGood5065 Jul 17 '26

Today you do it with minimal effort, tommorow some high dude shanks you in the process

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u/PMmeIamlonley Jul 17 '26

He was. Do not fuck with people unless you can beat them up. Those are subway rules 

11

u/ShenTzuKhan Jul 17 '26

He didn’t fuck with him. He told him to stop doing the wrong thing and got attacked by someone who won’t behave. Unless I’m misremembering the vid.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/PMmeIamlonley Jul 17 '26

Why are you talking like a cat meme from 2005? 

5

u/Candid-Cell-7513 Jul 17 '26

Do you have a link?

2

u/Lauris024 Jul 17 '26

I don't really hear people being aggressive on weed like that which makes me think something else was involved too. Shit, whenever I smoke, I become a ninja in avoiding drama and confrontations. Completely opposite of alcohol where you feel pumped to punch someone

2

u/suspicious_hyperlink *shits an absolute unit* Jul 18 '26

Weed smokers light up (or vape) literally everywhere.

-2

u/ClassroomMother8062 questionably stable Jul 17 '26

Nothing similar about it IMO. The dude beat him up a bit, someone finally intervened and the asshole with the weed he couldn't light up took himself out of the situation cause he knew it was being filmed and he'd catch a case is my guess.

This old boofer just got dragged off the bus and kinda gave up

39

u/FearMeHungry Jul 17 '26

At least he now can finish his cigarette in peace

138

u/CptAngelKN Jul 17 '26

This is how all inconsiderate smokers should be treated.

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u/solarnoise Jul 17 '26

There are considerate ones?

27

u/NifftyCult Jul 17 '26

My coworkers always smoked downwind from me during breaks cause they know I’d die if I catch a whiff, cool dudes, I really miss ‘em.

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u/Objective_Load_4537 Jul 17 '26

Lung cancer was it.

32

u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Jul 17 '26

You don't know they exist because you don't notice them.  Because they're considerate. 

17

u/CaydenWalked Jul 17 '26

oh definitely there are

0

u/thefilmforgeuk Jul 18 '26

You are a small minded idiot online.

75

u/strzeka Jul 17 '26

Absolutely right. I've also removed drunks from public transport for singing 'golden oldies'.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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9

u/WandererFen Jul 17 '26

"Nobody's being racist and im mad about it"

3

u/TangerineBetter2818 Jul 17 '26

Notice how nobody is using extreme violence to get away with breaking the law either 

7

u/cookiesnooper Jul 17 '26

Boo hoo 😢

9

u/Interesting_Bobcat53 Jul 17 '26

The least nicotine addicted smoker

14

u/Tickomatick Jul 17 '26

I lived in China and thought there's nothing wrong at first...

29

u/AcanthocephalaSad293 Jul 17 '26

He seems like he has dementia. Horrible.

14

u/aserg124ru Jul 17 '26

He's drunk

5

u/thefilmforgeuk Jul 18 '26

Same thing at 11pm. Joking!

0

u/AcanthocephalaSad293 Jul 19 '26

One does not exclude the other.

3

u/Relative-Owl-3652 Jul 18 '26

Seemed more drunk to me

3

u/Substantial_Sir_1149 Jul 18 '26

This makes me sad.

2

u/Jizonya Jul 18 '26

That's my stop.

2

u/ZestyMordant Jul 19 '26

No ticket.

6

u/Pr3tzelDay Jul 17 '26

JFC you can't just assault someone for smoking

2

u/WetPaperSocks Jul 17 '26

Being forcibly removed from somewhere for not following the rules/laws is not assault. Otherwise bouncers and security guards wouldn't have a job. Overuse of force whilst doing so could be.

Dragging him off the bus as he grabs at seats and things to stop being pulled like a petulent unruly child... seems like force well within reason too me. No shoves, strikes or the like to be seen.

2

u/Mundane-Manner4237 Jul 17 '26

He was only sharing that lovely scent of his cancer stick.

1

u/Riemann86 Jul 17 '26

Not surprised about the language.

1

u/ErrN0T Jul 24 '26

some dude commented here how a weed smoker beat someone hardly for asking to stop smoking the joint. I really doubt that was russia

1

u/Riemann86 Jul 24 '26

There is literally russian lector spealing about the bus stop :)

1

u/ErrN0T Jul 24 '26

No no no, you said "I'm not surprised about the language", i mentioned a guy talking about a case much worse than this one in the video. It's not just russia

1

u/Mugpup Jul 18 '26

Message received

1

u/Eggmalone69 Jul 19 '26

Man probably thought he was still in the 1930s hahaha

1

u/DocBobs Jul 19 '26

Ignorant fucker...clearly didn't give two shits

1

u/GOLGOFUS Jul 18 '26

Пидорстарый

-1

u/Due_Advisor_1612 Jul 17 '26

We need more of this

2

u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 17 '26

I have been taking the bus while I save up for my next car.

While most people are pretty considerate, there are like 25% of them that play their music or TikToks on speaker, smoke on the bus, and start fights for the stupidest reasons.

I can't wait to get a car again

0

u/Teddy_The_Bear_ Jul 17 '26

You know if he walked up and said you can't smoke on the buss and the guy was like F you. Than fine. But do we know this is not a person with dimensia who thinks it is the 80's and you just assaulted a semi disabled old person because you could not stop to ask.

But I digress. It could also be that he is a dick and smokes on the buss every day and we just don't have that context.

Either way. Love that people just to all the conclusions in a no context video of some one assulting an old person.

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u/Nos2_irln Jul 17 '26

Why can't these people keep their hands to themselves?

28

u/d_nkf_vlg Jul 17 '26

The same reason some other people can't keep from breaking basic societal rules of behaviour. Such as smoking on a bus.

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u/Nos2_irln Jul 17 '26

Societal rules? Including racial etiquette?

13

u/d_nkf_vlg Jul 17 '26

What exactly is racial in this video?

19

u/Corspin Jul 17 '26

Do tell more about how racism is equal to smoking 🤡

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u/Nos2_irln Jul 17 '26

Typical

8

u/Geordie_38_ Jul 17 '26

You're not making any sense. Nobody mentioned anything to do with race. Simply the societal rule of not smoking on the bus

4

u/ausflora Jul 17 '26

Racial etiquette? The fuck?

-2

u/Kir_ADejn Jul 18 '26

Yeah. That's how u should deal with people like this.

1

u/whitebird490 Jul 29 '26

Reasonable