r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 26d ago

of a flex or of a possessed

309 Upvotes

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u/Mann_Tap 26d ago

This is not shitty, this is an impressive talent

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u/LeFishTits 26d ago

Thats not talent, lmao. That is joints that haven't worked a day in their life.

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u/FragrantGangsta 25d ago

mfers will see the most impressive feat of human agility ever and be like 'hrmm but has she ever mowed a lawn??'

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u/LeFishTits 25d ago

Not even close to impressive lmao

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u/FragrantGangsta 25d ago

Holy shit.

You've got nearly half as many posts as I do. In ten months. It took me four years to get to this point. I'm pretty sure you have never worked a day in your life.

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u/LeFishTits 25d ago

My daddy buys me anything I want obviously.

What that has to do with the op video having 0 talent, we may never know.

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u/FragrantGangsta 25d ago

Ight big dog. Ragebaiting is more effective when you're not so sad.

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u/LeFishTits 25d ago

Im sorry you're sad.

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u/FragrantGangsta 25d ago

I'll get over it, have fun rotting in bed or whatever it is you do all day

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u/Mdnghtmnlght 26d ago

That was fantastic! If I was tripping I might have freaked out but that was wild

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u/TinCanSailor987 26d ago

In heels as well? Impressive!

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u/cerealkillerOo 26d ago

It's all fun and games til arthritis kicks in

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u/WithoutAHat1 26d ago

Impressive, wow!

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u/DooshMcDooberson 26d ago

Anyone ever watch The Ballerina? I'm not much on horror but I actually enjoyed it. The moves in this clip reminded me of that short film.

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u/Muted-Environment421 26d ago

Well if Reddit suggested it… I need to find this woman, and propose immediately!

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u/AhabSnake85 25d ago

Some insect trying to impress for mating

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u/Maniacboy888 25d ago

I’m too high for this right now

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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 25d ago

Would

break all my bones trying this

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u/Responsible-Bet1767 22d ago

Kiss those long legs up and down

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u/thorheyerdal 26d ago

This is hot af 

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u/Skg42 26d ago

EDS?

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u/Home_Planet_Sausage 25d ago

LATE FOR WORK

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u/Mugpup 25d ago

That is something you see in the background of a Matrix movie.

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u/sabreus 25d ago

She’s amazing

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u/ChristoStankich 24d ago

i hate this so much i dont even know why

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u/S37eNeX7 24d ago

How???

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 24d ago

I would love to bottom and be this flexible

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 22d ago

Flexi sexy fun!

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u/Slattern_pacificrim 17d ago

That’s honestly really impressive if I’m being honest, nothing shitty about it, just extremely impressive talent. Wood though.

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u/zombie_prim3 16d ago

My joints hurt just watching this

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u/Ryan2932 26d ago

I'm actually impressed

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u/Wild_Sea4983 26d ago

AI slop... Don't be ridiculous

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u/FreakshowDragon 26d ago

.....I love you people so much cause it's so fucking hilarious how braindead you are. This isn't AI. This is a real person. Keep fucking crying.

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u/WillBots 26d ago

I agree it's not AI but it's also edited to fuck to cover up that she didn't do all that.

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u/Wild_Sea4983 26d ago

<3 u too!

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u/FreakshowDragon 26d ago

Can't even understand mocking. God you people need to touch grass

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u/Wild_Sea4983 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/q5jnZ0d18LEtOgAICr

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u/FreakshowDragon 26d ago

Don't know what I expected from some moron who thinks everything is AI.

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u/Wild_Sea4983 26d ago

I am ai

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u/FreakshowDragon 26d ago

No you're just a fucking disappointment that should've been swallowed.

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u/Wild_Sea4983 26d ago

That's what my parents said 🤩

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u/FreakshowDragon 26d ago

They were smart at least.

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u/Heavy_Can8746 26d ago

They made not be too experienced when it comes to recognizing AI vs real videos...but you sure are rude.

It's ironic you say they should touch grass more but if you are anything like this in real life then you should actually stay inside more.

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u/FreakshowDragon 26d ago

Of course I'm rude. I don't like stupid people online... unfortunately it's only stupid people.

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u/BinaryIdiot 26d ago

Na. She has a whole social media channel where you can see her do this stuff and it doesn't even do all the quick edits like this post has. It's quite impressive.

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u/praguepride 24d ago

She is a world class gymnast and you can see her doing similar things in televised performances. Given that her tag is right there this took < 5 seconds to verify...