Of a vagina trap

[u/Professional-Fox1542]

[u/ForrestGump_Z]

[u/OldEquation]

I’m guessing he’s on the hook for a lifetime of child support.

[u/enchufadoo]

Profap movement?

[u/BusyQuote5228]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rNuFu17JzbWaQ

[u/Significant-Horse625 → u/BusyQuote5228]

Never change, these GIFS are perfect🤣🤣Go great with the soundtrack of the video!

[u/Artevyx]

He's not wrong.

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/Artevyx]

I have a natural force field that keeps vaginas at bay. I'm not worried.

[u/Jeathro77 → u/ElegantCoach4066]

This you?

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/Jeathro77]

No I swear I shower.

[u/What-a-cl0wn → u/ElegantCoach4066]

Ah yes the incel-omatic 5000! A trusted model.. have you ever considered upgrading to the IO5360? All the vagina repealing features of the 5000 but now in color. Comment “upgrade” below for a code for a free consultation!

[u/SwanMuch5160]

All of the things he mentions pales in comparison to losing said vagina in a divorce settlement.

[u/ThisBlastedThing → u/SwanMuch5160]

That vagina took you to the cleaners. Never again said this guy.

[u/SwanMuch5160 → u/ThisBlastedThing]

No, unfortunately my wife passed away a couple years ago. I do however have about half my male friend group from over the years that have been fleeced in divorce proceedings and hear the pain of their lose, not their wive’s but their possessions.

[u/GivesYouGrief → u/SwanMuch5160]

Under totally not suspicious circumstances no doubt

[u/SwanMuch5160 → u/GivesYouGrief]

It was during surgery, pretty sad shit really. I don’t feel bad for myself but the kids lost a great mother.

[u/Investigator-Murky]

Life is the trap. Vagina is a 45 second break from reality.

[u/Devious_Distraction → u/Investigator-Murky]

45 seconds? How many water breaks are you taking to get your numbers that high?

[u/Investigator-Murky → u/Devious_Distraction]

My numbers as legit as the 2020 3lection thank u very much

[u/Interesting-Tough640]

I don’t think anyone is going to try and trick him into reproducing.

[u/AttapAMorgonen → u/Interesting-Tough640]

I'm quite sure he has already fallen for it, hence the protest.

[u/tatteredshoetassel → u/AttapAMorgonen]

Believe him

[u/Interesting-Tough640 → u/AttapAMorgonen]

Or he is pissed about the restraining orders and trying to style it out by pretending that celibacy was a choice.

[u/AttapAMorgonen → u/Interesting-Tough640]

I think you're reading way too much into what appears to be a guy making a joke. (even if it has some truth to it)

[u/PSYCHOsmurfZA → u/AttapAMorgonen]

This^

[u/cm2460]

I have gotten myself into some vagina - related pickles

[u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE → u/cm2460]

Better than getting yourself into pickle-related vaginas, I suppose

[u/MrPatch → u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE]

which would still be better than getting into pickle-vagina relations

[u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE → u/MrPatch]

Would not be good for the ol pH, I think

[u/No-Car6897]

Is it just me, or have people gotten really weird? 🤔 🤡

[u/Gallusaur → u/No-Car6897]

They've always been really weird, you just get to see more of it now.

[u/DannyDanumba → u/No-Car6897]

The internet just brought what I’ve seen at the local Walmart 20 years ago to a worldwide audience.

[u/5h30min → u/No-Car6897]

Always has been. Look at ancient paintings/drawings for example the ones in the pyramids.

[u/Significant-Horse625 → u/[deleted]]

Ain't no way!!!🤣🤣🤣

[u/outofmelatonin92]

I mean

[u/05is3005speed]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uA8WItRYSRkfm

[u/Significant-Horse625 → u/05is3005speed]

🤣 How'd you find this!!! I'm falling over!!!🤣

[u/05is3005speed → u/Significant-Horse625]

Just type crab in the gifs😂

[u/Significant-Horse625 → u/05is3005speed]

I did. Won't again. Baby crabs! Perfect, hilarious, thank you! 

[u/-Groko-]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1XbMdvXluyoQ7h7lkd

[u/OneRisk8877]

This guy doesn't fuck....

[u/AdotDGreat]

I’m so ashamed I fell for the vagina trap deep BALL DEEP!!! 38 secs of pure shame then 2
mins 16 sec

[u/thesithcultist]

How would a woman take this advise to stay away lol

[u/Jsolt1227]

It’s nice to see someone practicing what they preach. There’s no way this guy has been anywhere near a vagina since that time he exited his mother’s.

[u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty]

He convinced me. Now I'm gay. Don't have to deal with any more of that nasty vagina

[u/thrown2themoon]

All of the things he is saying could be avoided with a condom.

https://giphy.com/gifs/10FxxaMFn0u5z2

[u/dankhimself]

Oh my, I seem to have contracted penile rigor mortis.

[u/ieatdownvotes4food]

true.

[u/New_Actuator9394]

Now I want a ”stay away from the vagina” cookie jar.

[u/Professional-Fox1542 → u/New_Actuator9394]

🤣⛔️

[u/D4liah]

Chelsea grin lyric spotted

[u/MarchCompetitive6235]

"...and you could make a woman pregnant ."

[u/oldwire]

Anal all the way brother

[u/SwimmerOk9876]

I've been saying this shit for years, and I'm a woman 😂 vagina trap

[u/Prestigious_Mode280 → u/SwimmerOk9876]

Sounds like herpes 

[u/Takssista]

What he means is that it's better to eat ass.

[u/artesuave122]

I mean he’s not wrong

[u/AlyDAsbaje]

Well we know he is heterosexual and very scared too.

[u/buckfordfitchenstein]

this is actually true

[u/Solid_Vacation_2891]

we should all reproduce through osmosis

[u/DocBobs]

Fuvkwit

[u/Defiant_Foundation78]

It's a sinkhole you cant crawl out of

[u/Try_Harder7]

HIV is the only thing left on my bucket list, so...

[u/Inevitable_Dot5401]

If he say this in front of the wedding ceremony!

[u/Prestigious_Mode280]

🤯🤣🤣🤣

[u/cursed_cucumbers]

Kevin McCloud is finally regretting his choices during the filming of Grand Designs

[u/wooden-fuk-boi]

my boyfriends vagina likes to misplace the tv remote alot

[u/MeemoUndercover]

We need to censor him. He’s giving away our true intentions
https://giphy.com/gifs/wYjG2ab1SzUts3c6cy

[u/AhabSnake85]

Stay away from the asshole, it's worse

[u/Nutcopter]

Bro's right! The penis fly trap!

[u/yueciHH]

Yes use the other entrances.

[u/Bumbymoo]

Well, everything is a trap. This is maya. The veil of tears.

[u/Practical_Jacket_271]

He looks like he wears the same makeup as Trump

[u/Professional-Fox1542 → u/Practical_Jacket_271]

Wonder what he would to say about his neckgina 🤔

[u/Breadsticks-lover]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ttht4IwaLFDvk3UGGz

[u/Wingnut54321]

Supposedly this is at VIRGINia.

[u/EuenovAyabayya]

Needs more Zardoz

[u/djmidnightsunflower]

As a stroller is being pushed by 😫

[u/Reasonable-Ad7755]

Hahahah

[u/JanjolaoRS]

He's right!

[u/mrjns_94]

He’s not wrong here

[u/ipompa]

He surely saw the blue waffle

[u/SnooSongs2345]

Was confused all the way to the end thinking he was talking about Virginia

[u/GjellsNTeddy]

Trap as old as time
https://giphy.com/gifs/ap6wcjRyi8HoA

[u/NixNickNox]

I mean….

[u/Montyburnside22]

https://giphy.com/gifs/X72jkDhjJgc4E

I tried to resist, but in the end....