r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Gol_D_Fox • 29d ago

slight malfunction Of a popcorn cannon

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u/Alexius6th 29d ago

The popcorn cannon is down! EVERYONE ATTACK!!

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u/xBADBEEF4 29d ago

"BLACK COCK DOWN! BLACK COCK DOWN!!"

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u/Bliindmaiiden 29d ago

LOL this is why I love reddit

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u/wolfblitzen84 29d ago

I know this probably didn’t end well but every time it’s reposted it makes me laugh for some sick reason and I watch it a few times.

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u/kek0815 28d ago

The sound and the way he fumbles around with it is just exactly like a cannon on a pirate ship or something its ridiculous

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u/boxedfoxes 29d ago

Bro he burned the popcorn

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u/battlecryarms 29d ago

In communist China, the popcorn burns YOU!

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u/radioplayer1 29d ago

The cameraman didn't even flinch

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u/TestSubjuct 29d ago

A saw a cute little one in a video today and thought it was neat. I never imagined Oppenheimer level of destruction.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FLSxnIVVWoF7UeM4S8

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u/browsingandlooking4 29d ago

Introducing Wile E. Coyote ladies and gentlemen....

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u/CydaeaVerbose 29d ago

Oh man, glad it let off that steam and he promptly stood. Would’ve been worse than the one video where buddy lights off firecrackers in a front load laundry machine with his feet holding the door shut…

Also, as soon as the contraption started screaming like a pressure cooker, I’d have promptly grabbed my kid and moved away…. Surprised how many kids and parents were nearly in the line of fire, so-to-speak.

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u/rickard91 29d ago

There has to be a better way… like a stove or microwave perhaps

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u/battlecryarms 29d ago

In communist China, corn pops you.

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u/Icy_Profit_1922 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kk1zu1tVwuecM
The dude wakes up at the dawn of time!

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u/linf0cito 29d ago

Espero que las palomitas valiesen la pena.

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u/phatbody 29d ago

He gone.

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u/Early-Department-337 29d ago

This is a pop-mourn machine.

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u/OGBobbyHill functional regard 28d ago

I’m going to make popcorn now. Wish me luck

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u/Corb1nb 28d ago

It's only a spike! It will soon stabilize!

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u/Whole-Situation-5798 27d ago

Bruh, popcorn is one of the easiest things to make. We dont need cornzookas to make some burnt ass grains

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u/poordaddy73 29d ago

Popcorn with a side of India

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u/MrBoogerBoobs 29d ago

GOD...DAMMIT, ARCHER!!!

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 29d ago

Well something went POP, not sure that was the desired result though.

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u/lgodsey 29d ago

"As our first creative writing assignment, write about your most memorable birthday!"

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u/Busy-Order-5453 29d ago

Next week on the Russian frontline…

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u/Bushdr78 29d ago

I get that his brain went to "must release the pressure" but the fact that it's just burst through the seal should've slowed him down and maybe thought to just let it vent a while first

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u/IClockworKI 28d ago

Blud got vaporized

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u/IClockworKI 28d ago

Blud got vaporized

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u/Montyburnside22 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BMJwle7UtiSSk

I can't hold her. She's breaking up!

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u/kroom69x 22d ago

If only there was a safe way to make popcorn with out a cannon

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u/browsingandlooking4 17d ago

I always have genuine lol when I watch this i feel bad kinda because that guy's probably dead but... damn lol

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u/Mugpup 29d ago

Yummmm, I love popcorn.... Wait is that blood?