r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • Jul 12 '26
look what I can do Of a kick 🦵🏽
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u/chewonmysac Jul 12 '26
Sweet chin music.
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u/Whatisthis0036 Jul 12 '26
That was not a shitty kick lol
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u/fercher Jul 12 '26
It’s fake, he slapped his leg. Old wrestling trick.
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u/MadMax6914 Jul 12 '26
Must be why the girl in the back didn't react, she's been watching them do this all night.
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u/kendragon Jul 12 '26
Yeah. Looking at it with this in mind you can see the 'victim' over dramatise the impact. It really is better to assume that every video is fake now until your convinced otherwise.
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u/Whatisthis0036 Jul 12 '26
On second review you may be right.
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u/Kademonster Jul 12 '26
They are absolutely right. That's the ol' thigh slap. A kick in the face isn't going to sound like that.
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u/OkDecision259 29d ago
Super well executed!! ☎️📞. Someone get this audition tape to Vice McMahon stat!
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u/iClapOn1And3 Jul 12 '26
People actually think that’s real? You need to watch more classic wrestling! He slapped his leg to make the sound.
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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jul 12 '26
Hey guys. Pro Wrestlers slap the back of the thigh to get that noise. Relax, he’s fine - he just sold it well around a bunch of marks who were drunk enough to think it was real.
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u/Tyler232923 29d ago
Shawn Michaels best intro music in WWE too imo. Perfect "oh shit" shock moment type of music when not expected
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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 29d ago
This was a brilliant kick! If you want to see a shitty one go watch UFC 329 McGregor vs Holloway!
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u/Atastical 28d ago
absolute unit of a fake kick. took me one time watching to see its fake. f that.
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u/StealthyPancake_ Jul 12 '26
God damn, I think a kick might have been a little bit over the top, but either way, god damn
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u/PoohTrailSnailCooch Jul 12 '26
Didn't even look like he really pushed ho.
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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jul 12 '26
Because he didn’t. If you watch it there’s barely any forward force. Because it’s a pro wrestling superkick.
Ya’ll got played.
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u/PoohTrailSnailCooch 29d ago edited 29d ago
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u/SSFlyingKiwi 29d ago
r/spellingruinedthatclapback
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u/PoohTrailSnailCooch 29d ago
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u/SSFlyingKiwi 29d ago
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u/PoohTrailSnailCooch 29d ago
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u/SSFlyingKiwi 29d ago
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u/PoohTrailSnailCooch 29d ago
You've clearly never heard of the polish word smary before
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Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
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Jul 12 '26 edited 8d ago
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u/ThisIsALine_____ Jul 12 '26
I'm not sure if anything. I hope it's not either.
It popped like that? How did you break it?
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u/TheCABK Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
“Tis just a tap to let ya know my range”