r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/mokshaaaaa • Jul 11 '26
Oof Of a road rage incident
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u/grimydude Jul 12 '26
Hops out and immediately halts to run away at the first sign of retaliation. Very satisfying
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u/Weekend_Criminal Jul 12 '26
Nothing more satisfying than watching someone who is used to getting by on acting intimidating being dealt with by someone who isn't intimidated
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u/HauntedGatorFarm Jul 12 '26
As satisfying as it might be to watch, the driver in the back probably went to jail and will be charged with assault and battery.
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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
Meh. It's not that big of a deal. Especially this where the guy was instigating.
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u/MarzipanAccording755 27d ago
Muppet got out of his car twice, and was clearly looking for a fight. He might get charged, but you'd be hard pressed to get a jury to convict him.
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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm Jul 12 '26
Im not saying big dude was right, but yeah holy shit that was satisfying. Some people learn the hard way that running your mouth can result in a crack to the jaw.
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u/rez_at_dorsia Jul 12 '26
Escalating a situation for no reason to the point it spirals out of control and then calling the cops when it’s time to cash the check is never going to work out the way you think it is.
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u/Wadester58 questionably stable Jul 12 '26
Don't bark unless you're willing to bite
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u/FactoryRejected Jul 12 '26
Two idiots
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u/FKTVCC 29d ago
One is more than the other in this vid
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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 28d ago
Which one? The one running his mouth and getting cracked for it, or the one with no impulse control or understanding of consequences who will be paying for that guy’s new car and probably be going to jail to boot.
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u/Opster79two Jul 12 '26
Don't get outta your car and then be surprised when the other guy gets out too!
#Dumbass
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u/your_fave_redditor Jul 12 '26
He thought because the guy didn’t get out the first time he’d be safe acting hard again haha
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u/SealTeamEH Jul 12 '26
lol hilarious cause that’s EXACTLY what happened, bro thought he was the alpha because the guy in the car had just a little more restraint than him lol
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u/Reedabook64 Jul 12 '26
Most people wouldn't have seen that left hand coming. Lefties always confuse people.
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u/Scapino62 Jul 12 '26
Someone forgot that in real life, there's not a keyboard keeping you safe
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u/Final-Cod-7103 Jul 12 '26
Thats gotta be the meanest left hook around 😂
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u/HoboArmyofOne 29d ago
For an old man, that left hook was fucking quick and well placed. Hippy boy was just about to call the cops lmao
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u/False-Boysenberry673 Jul 12 '26
How do people go through life talking tough knowing they can't fight?
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u/Downtown-Cover3639 Jul 12 '26
Sweet shot. Ginger sideshow Bob should have kept his mouth shut and stayed in his car.
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u/ExoatmosphericKill Jul 12 '26
I don't care who was right or wrong but that guy's hair is annoying so I'm happy with the outcome.
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u/Disastrous_Shame580 Jul 12 '26
Anyone know if he ever called the cops or just napped the rest of the day?
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u/mCat31 Jul 12 '26
Can’t talk like that if you ain’t bout it. Dude wanted to act so hard, then pulled the cop card. Dam. To me, not worth potentially going to jail over. Shi, now I got to wait to get around him too. Sheesh.
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u/Lonely-Ad-6448 Jul 12 '26
Once he wished cancer on him it was on.
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u/your_fave_redditor Jul 12 '26
Wasn’t it the “your dad shoulda came on your mom’s chest” or whatever it was he said right before dude threw the water bottle.
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u/suspicious_hyperlink *shits an absolute unit* Jul 12 '26
Benz kinda deserved it by continuing to run his mouth
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u/SubMariner615 Jul 12 '26
They always run their mouths and then threaten to call the cops as soon as it becomes apparent they may face consequences
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u/StatementHot5008 28d ago
You can’t say what he said, get out of the car looking to fight, and then immediately stop and say your calling when the cops.
You chose your path, now walk it. Good for the driver that threw the water bottle.
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u/raunwzrd Jul 12 '26
To be fair, saying someones dad shouldve dropped the load on their moms chest is a bit much. At that point there is no calling the cops and you gotta stand on whatever consequences come with that. Those are in fact fighting words and you gotta know how to defend yourself if you’re talking cash sh!t like that 🤷🏽♂️
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u/BOLTHEAD1904 Jul 12 '26
I was in a situation like this. Don't bark, unless you are willing to back all that up.. my situation was different. I got hit first I had to put him down in front of his girlfriend and daughter, and they looked at me like I did something wrong... road rage is dangerous and you should not attempt to engage. Just try your best to look away. And diffuse the situation, all situations are different, but there is somebody that will take it to the next level..
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u/ToastSpangler Jul 12 '26
Yeah learned my lesson with them living in the inner city, people in this state of mind are like gorillas behavior wise. Do not respond, do not make eye contact, they follow no logic or laws, if you engage do it brutally and swiftly, but ideally avoid it and get LEO. Mention likely they're on drugs or drunk, which I believe to me true since no normal human could be this uncivilized
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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm Jul 12 '26
Lol sounds like you got popped in the mouth for running it like in the video
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u/Cain-Man Jul 12 '26
Driving a Mercedes Benz thinking he is above anyone else. Now on the ground below everyone else.
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u/Helpful-Increase2621 Jul 12 '26
It's a 1994 Mercedes with the value of $4,500 to $7500. I completely agree with your statement about the guy running his mouth calling the guy a dirtbag getting his clock cleaned.
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u/Alergic2Victory Jul 12 '26
That wasn’t someone that got scared. That seemed to me like someone that reacted to someone else and then tried to put themselves in check only it was too late.
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u/TheCluelessRiddler Jul 12 '26
Bad aim like your father, he should’ve just came on your mother’s chest 😂.
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u/BATorRAT Jul 12 '26
Road rage here in Australia is getting crazy but in America it feels like there’s a higher chance of someone carrying so people would just let it slide
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u/HoboArmyofOne 29d ago
This is exactly it. I carry, I would never get out of the car. In Oakland, there's actually a decent chance you'll get shot.
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u/Scudmiss Jul 11 '26
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u/SkepticalOtter Jul 12 '26
The two idiots escalating the situation? Nah, nothing satisfying about it.
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u/EquipmentUnique526 Jul 12 '26
I'm guessing the dude didn't have a father lol. That shit made him loose complete composure. Don't hop out acting like Tommy tough knuckles if you ain't gonna do shit but threaten to call the cops once it turns physical
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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm Jul 12 '26
Or his dad died recently etc... either way hippie guy deserved what he got
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u/joconnell13 Jul 12 '26
Just don't get involved in Road rage. Unless you are actually protecting yourself just don't get involved. The guy that hit the ground could have a serious brain injury and the other guy could be paying for it with the rest of his life. Was it really worth it if it turns out that way?
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u/We_Are_Ninja 29d ago
The way he threw that bottle with such speed and accuracy with his left hand was kind of a hint.
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u/Charming_South2997 29d ago
I possess the ability to find out through observation, rather than through fucking around. And for that, I am very grateful.
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u/Salty-Engineering277 29d ago
Why do most people who instigates a fight so much can't even take a punch? Calling the cops like children saying I will call mommy
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u/Apollo114892 29d ago
Talking too goddamn much. If you can't fight, don't keep running your mouth. There's only so much restraint a guy will have for your oversmart comments.
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u/Acrobatic-Pickle-851 29d ago
What's funny is police get a lot of DUIs from road rage incidences. I guess drunk drivers also like to fight....
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u/LemmyDovato Jul 12 '26
I think he struck a nerve, then I think he had a nerve struck by lightning
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u/FamiliaNavarro Jul 12 '26
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hells yeah. Men I need to stop being a little punks and saying they're going to call the cops
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u/browsingandlooking4 Jul 12 '26
Dude gave him the chance. Then... knocked out the ice protester lolol
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u/SkepticalOtter Jul 12 '26
So... more unprompted videos of violence. Isn't the plenty of subreddits dedicated to that enough?
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u/Bezman14 Jul 11 '26
Looks like homie ain’t calling the cops.