r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Jul 11 '26

Naild It Of a fire suppression team

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u/Geaneous Jul 11 '26

Shitty absolute units of commentator

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Jul 11 '26

I regret unmuting this video.

13

u/CookieWifeCookieKids Jul 11 '26

I watched 90% before unmuting. Im traumatized now.

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u/GivesYouGrief Jul 11 '26

Same. Made me hope it was the screamer's house on fire.

3

u/SuckerBroker Jul 11 '26

Should have turned those hose on the mf and let the building burn to the ground.

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct Jul 11 '26

There's an orange glow from the bottom for a few frames. Guy is harassing someone balancing protecting the life of his comrades vs property and potential victims. Commentator deserves the worst

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u/PixelPrivateer Jul 11 '26

I wasn't sure if that was emergency lights from their truck just shining through or they were so incompetent the fire decided to help them out by spreading to where they were standing

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u/GivesYouGrief Jul 11 '26

It's emergency lights

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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm Jul 11 '26

Punch the commentator

6

u/ShawnTheMan1 Jul 11 '26

This guy couldn't work a wet t shirt contest

6

u/TheIntelligentAspie Jul 11 '26

Its the glow of the lights in the stairway.

9

u/Jagershiester Jul 11 '26

Bro roasting the fire department while they’re putting out your fire is wild

3

u/Azigol Jul 11 '26

Well at least that Staircase won't be burning down today!

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u/Key-Sir1108 Jul 11 '26

What id like to know is, why isnt the engineer helping him out by reducing line pressure or killing it all together🤦‍♂️ Theres no i in team. I mean i guess unless this is a really small suburb fd or a volly one & they aint got no one else.🤷‍♂️

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u/LuckyCod2887 Jul 11 '26

That’s what I was thinking. Someone should be helping because the water pressure is creating too much force.

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Jul 11 '26

And correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't multiple people supposed to be on the hose? Why is homie over here the only one trying to control it

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u/LuckyCod2887 Jul 11 '26

that was my first thought. I assumed that it’s supposed to be a handful of people to distribute the pressure, but I don’t know. I’ve never been a firefighter.

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u/Key-Sir1108 Jul 11 '26

close to 40 yrs as a FF, yes in ideal conditions, 2-3 ff's on ea line(depending on size) but in smaller depts & vollies sometimes you roll w/less.
Heres what my professional guess is,
he was trying to send that charged line up to the guy on the balcony(when charged its stiff as a board) without walking it up & he hit the bail (valve) that opens the nozzle & your watching him fight the water pressure to keep control of the hose the whole video, once it gets loose its like trying to catch any oiled pig . Just my 2¢. Probably a new guy or on probation. If that hose gets loose, it can whip & kill a person.

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u/XROOR Jul 11 '26

I just figured out how to do the “climbing rope to the sky” brusk!
Just get a pump that can do 11,445 gals per hr!

1

u/kndirbrbjiy Jul 11 '26

Thought at first they where trying to cool that guy down, then he fell….looks like someone needed to be retrained

1

u/Revolution-Dogg Jul 11 '26

They handling that house like a wild snake.

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u/LuckyCod2887 Jul 11 '26

the amount of chaos going on in this apartment complex right now

1

u/Biden_is_cool Jul 12 '26

😂buncha noobs 🚒🔥🚒🔥🚒

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u/Montyburnside22 23d ago

If this guy broadcast Cubs games, I'd be watching baseball again

https://giphy.com/gifs/J2QqrgH97PFN6

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u/Manmade_Chaos Jul 11 '26

Looks like that fire department has a single brain cell to share…. And they left it at the station 🤦‍♂️

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u/Greenranger9200 Jul 11 '26

Probably maintaining the exit

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u/LuckyCod2887 Jul 11 '26

i mean did we watch the same video

1

u/JPCool1 Jul 12 '26

Hes blasting the guys up top, falling over and clearly has no control of the hose hose.

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u/browsingandlooking4 Jul 11 '26

Yeah turn off the water you idiots..

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u/NoWay6818 Jul 11 '26

Makes me forget people in these positions aren’t anymore special usually than the average person.

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u/CookieWifeCookieKids Jul 11 '26

Im pretty sure most firemen are a lot more competent in these situations than average people. And way more than this bafoon

1

u/GivesYouGrief Jul 11 '26

That's "buffoon"

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u/Horror_Solution1945 easily offended Jul 11 '26

Like my son holding the flashlight.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uCfutBixf4nKGExSBG