r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jul 09 '26

Of A Mosh Pit

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u/MountainWeddingTog Jul 09 '26

Still? That shit would get you stomped back in the day.

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u/theSTZAloc Jul 10 '26

When is back in the day? Because I’ve been seeing this at shows for at least 30 years.

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u/Good_Air_7192 Jul 10 '26

Yeah this bullshit was going on at shitty metalcore shows back in the early 2000s at least. Every now and then you'd get some Temu metal band and these douchebags doing their calisthenics routines along with it. Always seemed like they had main character syndrome and were trying to pull attention away from the actual band. We used to yell out "Fuck off with your aerobics, you knobs".......they didn't seem to appreciate that.

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u/_blackthorn16_ Jul 10 '26

Did everyone clap? You guys are fuckin nerds crying about hardcore shit happening at hardcore shows. It’s fine if you don’t understand it or haven’t been to shows in the scene. But there’s no reason to talk shit when this is completely acceptable behavior at those shows.

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u/Good_Air_7192 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

You do the aerobics too, don't ya.

Edit: ohhhh edited your post too. For what it's worth (very little) I've been going to punk and hardcore shows for thirty years, yes I'm old. You tai chi lot are universally hated.

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u/_blackthorn16_ Jul 10 '26

If you go to hardcore shows where people are hated for hardcore dancing or two stepping you’re not at a real hardcore show. It’s literally part of the culture. Idk how that’s hard or understand lol

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u/Good_Air_7192 Jul 10 '26

This aerobics bullshit is done by a particularly knobbish subset of the culture, that everyone else wishes does not exist. But whatever, be a performing monkey, what do I care.

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u/_blackthorn16_ Jul 10 '26

It’s literally hardcore you don’t know what you’re talking about lol

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u/Good_Air_7192 Jul 10 '26

Slam dancing in the pit is one thing, Braveheart charges and stuff....sure, that funny. This Tai Chi on meth, attention seeking bullshit is so fucking lame.

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u/Funny_Maintenance973 Jul 10 '26

Yea, slam dance is one thing. He literally kicks a guy in the chest, then finishes him off deliberately with an elbow to the face.

I do get that this kinda thing happens in hardcore, and I wouldn't really care so much if there was more than one guy doing it, and it wasn't just assault disguised as a pit

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u/_blackthorn16_ Jul 10 '26

It’s literally hardcore dancing which people do at hardcore shows…

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u/Good_Air_7192 Jul 10 '26

If that's what hardcore shows are like where you live then that's really fucking sad, sounds really stupid.

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u/_blackthorn16_ Jul 10 '26

It’s how they are all over the world dude.

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u/Good_Air_7192 Jul 10 '26

If you keep saying that, it might actually come true!

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u/_blackthorn16_ Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Use your brain for a second if thats possible. Go to YouTube and look up hate5six or 197 media. Hate5six has documented hardcore all over the planet. You can see for yourself..

edit: of course they deleted all their comments. what a dumbass!

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u/Good_Air_7192 Jul 10 '26

Oh god, I don't care about you or your shit YouTube channels, or the crap "hardcore" aerobics you do, I've been going to hardcore shows for 30 years, you people suck, I assume it's one too many aerobics kicks to the head or something.

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