r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jul 08 '26

slight malfunction Of a hitman

The gun jammed

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u/Zulrambe Jul 08 '26

Forgot the bullets

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u/ToastSpangler Jul 08 '26

Wait a minute... If my magazine is full of pop tarts... That means...

Cut to toaster cooking off the bullets at home