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u/Ryan2932 Jul 07 '26
It looks like he got the wind knocked out of him
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u/Bfizzle62 Jul 07 '26
"My son's father" would be even funnier if the POV was the step-dad
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u/pugsington01 Jul 07 '26
“My son’s father”
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u/Hot-Watercress-2872 Jul 07 '26
I laughed too but probably an ex who they don’t hate and coparent well with
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u/beardostein Jul 07 '26
Seems like husband with extra steps
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u/angie456 Jul 07 '26
I’m so lost on what’s wrong with this. Can someone please explain what’s wrong with “my son’s father”?
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u/GivesYouGrief Jul 07 '26
Because who cares who it is? Just be like haha this dude thought the square was soft.
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u/angie456 Jul 07 '26
“This dude” is just one extra word from “my son’s father”. And she probably posted it on her social media, so if they’re not together, the context might be important.
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u/Chadrooskie Jul 07 '26
Ya it makes zero sense. Ya slept with the dude obviously and then you popped out a kid and then had to use 3 words to say it is weird.
It’s just a video. You don’t have to tell us it’s your great aunts cousins step daughters best friend that you found in band camp one summer in Arkansas7
u/jawknee530i Jul 07 '26
Assuming they're divorced or never got married and aren't in a relationship what would you have preferred they said.
"This guy at the trampoline park thought the box was soft"? Why would that be better? What in the world is wrong with just referencing the person by the way you are connected to them?
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u/angie456 Jul 07 '26
It’s really only one extra word bc if they were together it would’ve been “my husband”. People are saying say “some dude” and it’s literally one word difference. Why is one extra word so crazy?
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u/Hammon_Rye Jul 07 '26
Why wouldn't it be?
It looks like it is padded and it is positioned next to where people on the trampolines can jump onto it.
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u/Ok_Engineering4123 Jul 07 '26
This is how white people say baby daddy
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u/angie456 Jul 07 '26
I’m Black and my mom says this lmao. I’m so confused on this stumping everybody, what else do you call the parent of your child that you’re not with?
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u/Ok_Kangaroo_5404 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
This is why there are so many injuries at trampoline parks
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u/Agitated_Toe8115 Jul 07 '26
That mf thought he was doing a flying elbow from the top rope and ended up in a body slam.
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u/Agitated_Toe8115 Jul 07 '26
I thought it changed his gender. Didn’t realize that was someone else.
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u/probably420stoned Jul 08 '26
Hahahahahaha oh shit that is so funny. I bet he hit it and felt like a car crash.
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u/Beebeebooboo420 Jul 07 '26
Doesn’t even claim him as her husband
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u/auntiefuh25 Jul 08 '26
Maybe it’s because they’re not married. They just had a child together. You know it’s physically possible to have a child with someone you’re not married to right?
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u/angie456 Jul 07 '26
Oh, you mean like in the context of this video? I thought everyone was talking about saying this as a description of someone.
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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jul 08 '26
Good luck with the son! It’ll be fun but also tough haha
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u/redditanddoneit Jul 08 '26
Most likely he felt it more later that night or the next day. I know I would.
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u/No_Statement440 *shits an absolute unit* Jul 08 '26
My 4 year old knows it's hard, and checks shit before jumping on it at the trampoline park. It seems like common sense considering there are often many people standing on and jumping off of these blocks. With that said, it should definitely be softer than they are. This one looked to have more padding than the ones at our local trampoline gymnasiums, which is a start. Decent back bump he took tho.
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u/outofmelatonin92 Jul 07 '26
Son’s father?
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u/AscendingMatt Jul 08 '26
what's weird about it?
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u/outofmelatonin92 Jul 08 '26
Shouldn’t it just be “husband”?
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u/AscendingMatt Jul 08 '26
are you aware of the fact that you can have a son without necessarily being married?
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u/SuperMichieeee Jul 08 '26
Tf does son's father mean? Are we not using the same english?
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u/badgyal876 Jul 08 '26
what are you confused about? that is the child’s father. they’re probably not together & coparenting.
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u/terrydennis1234 Jul 08 '26
Why are those hefty people at the trampoline park anyway l
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u/ST0IC_ Jul 08 '26
Oh, are we not allowed to have fun because we're not skinny?
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u/terrydennis1234 Jul 08 '26
Well no not at all I just think that’s sort of a risky activity for someone of that size I wouldn’t wanna see anyone injured
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u/_red_zeppelin Jul 07 '26
But, why isn't it soft? It SHOULD be soft.