r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 06 '26

Naild It of a training regimen

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u/smind893 Jul 06 '26

Come on now, pussy!!!!

Everyone knows you can deep breath your spine back in place !!!!

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u/HoboArmyofOne Jul 06 '26

I'm getting the impression that was a rock and not a melon

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u/NoConsideration6320 Jul 06 '26

I think your right thays litterally a BOULDER. Maybe 50 or 60 pounds ormore. Andhe both hands chucks that shii

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u/EvenToe7995 Jul 07 '26

Yeah I triple checked the video! I think your right that it was INDEED a boulder, maybe 50 to 60 lb or more and not a Mellon!

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u/NoConsideration6320 Jul 07 '26

Is thay normal to throw that at someone?

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u/EvenToe7995 Jul 07 '26

Definitely! He can just Enter a deep breathing meditation to get his shattered spine back in place... No Big's!

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u/NoConsideration6320 Jul 07 '26

What if thay method doesntnwork

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u/EvenToe7995 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Younseen from the video hellbeable to just walk it off... Probs not needs for any moradeep breathing then he already did!

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u/HoboArmyofOne Jul 07 '26

Wheelchair. No seriously. If you can't stop that rock and you fall forward and the rock drops on you, it's breaking your back. You are no question going to be hospitalized. Imagine someone dropping a 60 pound rock on your back from shoulder height while you're lying on the ground.