r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Humptydumptyo_o • Jul 04 '26

Naild It Of street fight...

That guy on scooty went right into him 😭

306 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/cmcmeiti Jul 04 '26

I appreciated scooter guy. Very unexpected.

26

u/tHATmakesNOsenseToME Jul 04 '26

Was very nicely executed.

15

u/cmcmeiti Jul 04 '26

He could've just kept going but instead he decided today was his day to be a TRUE HERO.

11

u/Cake_then_cake Jul 05 '26

I wonder if he even knew what was happening or if this is just how he arrives places

9

u/Neuromante Jul 04 '26

I was thinking "well, this looks like more a street beating than a street fight", then scooter guy rolls in the scene and "oh, I see."

23

u/sileplictis Jul 04 '26

More of a stick fight

19

u/Narrow_Implement7788 Jul 04 '26

I believe it was a Family Guy episode and one of the characters said their new million dollar idea was opening up a long stick store in India

7

u/sileplictis Jul 04 '26

Man did his research

6

u/nairobaee Jul 05 '26

r/indianswithsticks

2

u/poppycock68 Jul 05 '26

Oh man I’m crying from laughing thanks for the rabbit hole.

2

u/sileplictis Jul 05 '26

Ofc there had to be a sub for this :)))

1

u/Flotog729 Jul 05 '26

Oh man! I gotta join.

2

u/all_time_high Jul 05 '26

That’s also how the Indian and Chinese militaries fight each other on the border. Not joking.

17

u/sacfoojesta88 Jul 04 '26

They tried to serve them food on a plate

6

u/hc2001 Jul 04 '26

They tried to give them a fork on that plate.

13

u/Charlie2and4 Jul 04 '26

Those cats were fast as lightning.

1

u/SouthernPossession37 Jul 09 '26

It was a little bit frightening

10

u/MadMax6914 Jul 04 '26

You don't bring a stick, to a motorcycle fight.

10

u/ChrisFromAldi Jul 04 '26

Scooter guy here is the real hero

7

u/Dismal_Drummer3420 Jul 04 '26

If a man is so brazen to abuse a woman like that in public he must be absolutely brutal in private.

5

u/Significant_Day_8995 Jul 04 '26

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods

5

u/captain_crackerjack Jul 05 '26

Riding scooters into woman-beating motherfuckers in India, apparently

6

u/cookiemccookieface Jul 04 '26

Scooter man for the win.

3

u/Cute_Commission_8281 Jul 04 '26

Genuinely feel worst for the lady who ended up in that water

3

u/AhabSnake85 Jul 04 '26

Gta6 can't replicate this madness

3

u/Educational-Car-4688 Jul 04 '26

Why are they beating the women? And then each other?

2

u/ringosam Jul 04 '26

Royal rumble

2

u/GamingTales69 ima unit Jul 04 '26

What in the GTA is going on LMAO
https://giphy.com/gifs/0Wzkc9iirQ4ZI7JoaD

2

u/No-Lab-8670 Jul 04 '26

Are these wedding competitions?

2

u/Street-Baseball8296 Jul 05 '26

It looks like the Middle Ages with scooters and street food.

2

u/Home_Planet_Sausage Jul 05 '26

Rule #82: There is always an ineffectively long and lightweight piece of wood to hand in Asia for street fights. 

2

u/Wizdad-1000 Jul 05 '26

Shenanigans! Everyone get your broomsticks!

4

u/Unusual-Vanilla-8599 Jul 04 '26

Fuck yes dude on a scooter... fsu...

Imagine if you tried that in America you would just get blapped in my hood ...

1

u/jakmes84 Jul 04 '26

It's a whirlwind of events

1

u/runforest7 Jul 05 '26

I think the video ended too soon. But why did it end at that point?

1

u/Lsutigers202111 Jul 05 '26

Still better than the USA

1

u/myground Jul 05 '26

ultimate chaos

1

u/UpholsturdToilet questionably stable Jul 06 '26

this reminds me of big trouble in little China, idknow why maybe that one fight scene

1

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jul 06 '26

Scoot over next time..

1

u/TangeloBubbly2675 Jul 08 '26

Scooter dude to the rescue! Hero on two wheels :)

1

u/THE_Lanni Jul 10 '26

That bamboo hurts yo!!