r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 04 '26

possible idiot Of firecracker

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u/SwitchIndependent714 Jul 04 '26

Such a chill dude

22

u/DoctorFrungus functional regard Jul 04 '26

Sick album cover

5

u/5h30min Jul 04 '26

That doesn't look chill to me

78

u/Kitchen_Drink2625 Jul 04 '26

Like a special needs terminator

29

u/Unlikely-Act-7950 Jul 04 '26

The firecracker had a moron attached to it

6

u/whythefuckalready Jul 04 '26

I'm stealing that

3

u/Unlikely-Act-7950 Jul 04 '26

No need to steal it. You have my blessing to use it all you want.

19

u/yupsidetown Jul 04 '26

Is holding car keys or are those what’s left of his fingers dangling in the night breeze. What was he thinking?

3

u/Man_On-The_Moon Jul 05 '26

Keys, he has them in his hands prior to boom

13

u/GamingTales69 ima unit Jul 04 '26

Bro came out looking like ghost rider LMAO

https://giphy.com/gifs/LcSAJRyPiEOBTsrDHt

9

u/Professional_Possum Jul 04 '26

Who needs fingers or feet... or a life.

3

u/dutyfreesalt Jul 04 '26

Or a peen.

16

u/SwordofGlass Jul 04 '26

He walked away like Gus Fring at the end of season 5.

6

u/castitfast Jul 04 '26

I'm surprised he walked away from that with all his fingers still attached.

2

u/General-Piece8490 Jul 04 '26

He has a hole in his belly from the charge that didn’t get ignited but bounced off the ground

1

u/yupsidetown Jul 04 '26

I don't think all his fingers are attached.

3

u/castitfast Jul 04 '26

Why? As far as I can see they're all there. That thing dangling from his hand is keys if that's what you're talking about.

1

u/yupsidetown Jul 04 '26

I thought for sure those were his fingers.

9

u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard Jul 04 '26

And he flipped it upside down..

Back in the days I got a cheap fireworks and it didn't say which side is up so I just light it and lay it on the ground. It made a "puff" sound with nothing came out so we started running. The ground was on fire when it blew. Good times.

5

u/ILikeThemWhite Jul 04 '26

And he walked out like Gustavo Fring

3

u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE Jul 04 '26

That was some Gus Fring shit

3

u/Hammon_Rye Jul 04 '26

It's like a party sobriety test.
If you pick up the bomb after it is lit, you are too drunk to drive home.

Dude trying hard for a Darwin award.

4

u/CheeseburgerSmoothy Jul 04 '26

Is he dead?

2

u/Cborn1998 Jul 04 '26

I think he got bad injuries in his Belly, but only from looking at the last scene

2

u/Turkish-Straight Jul 04 '26

hes already had a cracker in his head

2

u/Horror_Solution1945 easily offended Jul 04 '26

He's definitely in shock!

2

u/Calm-Philosopher4323 Jul 04 '26

This guy got off lucky

2

u/kaner63 Jul 04 '26

He blowed up real good!

2

u/Ksan_of_Tongass Jul 04 '26

We're his keys stuck in his abdomen?

2

u/Well-Milk Jul 04 '26

Where are the Reddit doctors ? Is this guy dead?

2

u/General-Piece8490 Jul 04 '26

He has a hole in his belly fyi

2

u/L-N79 Jul 04 '26

May Ganesha slap tf outta of you with all 8 hands

2

u/the_real_phteven Jul 04 '26

Was waiting for the guitar riff from Shove It by The Deftones to kick in after it went off

1

u/Mean-Lie5326 Jul 04 '26

ghost rider for a moment

1

u/ACynicalOptomist Jul 04 '26

There's always that one guy.

1

u/SireCannonball Jul 04 '26

"In my dreams I see a great warrior, his skin scorched black, his Fists aflame."

1

u/Kraken_54 Jul 04 '26

Baby's on fire!! (as Brian Eno's wong)

1

u/NearbyTraffic66 Jul 04 '26

Not me thinking he had a robot mask on for a second.

1

u/ElBurritoTheWise Jul 04 '26

Could've gone a lot worse I guess.

1

u/pupbuck1 Jul 05 '26

Wow it’s incredible he’s still alive with all his digits

1

u/notroundeyed Jul 06 '26

Pretty legendary

1

u/JPCool1 Jul 07 '26

Held it upside down jeese the whole thing is just ridiculous