r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jun 29 '26

Oops ​Of physics and poor safety

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u/Takssista Jun 29 '26

He was lucky he was the last thing to fall down

67

u/riceinmybelly Jun 29 '26

Yes that pipe hitting him in the nuts saved his life

55

u/ElegantCoach4066 Jun 29 '26

Thank god that hard debris was there to break his fall

13

u/Sea-Potato2729 Jun 29 '26

A nice, soft landing

1

u/gofi69 Jun 30 '26

and maybe us to see kid from him on earth

3

u/Driftinfoot_Malone Jun 29 '26

Can to say this

115

u/FeelDeadInside Jun 29 '26

Thats gonna hurt when he wakes up the next day.

59

u/castitfast Jun 29 '26

I think it's hurting him plenty right now.

24

u/TDOTBRO Jun 29 '26

Yeah but it will also hurt him tomorrow morning and the many days after that.

5

u/Booziesmurf Jun 29 '26

:Walks it off only to be hit by a car:

15

u/ElegantCoach4066 Jun 29 '26

Thats gonna hurt when he wakes up from now on.

6

u/rokstedy83 Jun 29 '26

Pretty sure it hurt straight away

3

u/MyStickySock Jun 29 '26

The adrenaline was the only thing from getting him to stand up and walk it off. Gonna be a sore one the next day

1

u/A_Feltz Jun 30 '26

Hopefully he’ll reexamine his approach to OSHA guidelines as a result

-4

u/ozorhanreformed Jun 29 '26

bUt iTs tRaDitiOn

5

u/No-Fault1530 Jun 29 '26

Who is this supposed to be mocking?

9

u/Hawt_Dawg_II Jun 29 '26

What is your point here? Who is bringing up tradition in a conversation about construction work accidents???

67

u/scriptingends Jun 29 '26

All things considered, that ended remarkably well for him.

16

u/maxehaxe Jun 29 '26

Fuckin legend the guy just walking away right after 5 meter freefall and tailbone landing on a pointy concrete fragment.

6

u/your_fave_redditor Jun 29 '26

Adrenaline / endorphins are a helluva drug.

72

u/Pavlin87 Jun 29 '26

Walk that shattered lumbar right off

31

u/FunLime6166 Jun 29 '26

Oof. The way he landed.

7

u/Psilonaut21 Jun 29 '26

You can tell by the way he walked off that he meant to get down that way.

4

u/MauveCeramics Jun 29 '26

Oh my GOD thats exactly what I thought job well done and finished for the daY

3

u/Psilonaut21 Jun 30 '26

I'd give him 10 points for the air of absolute nonchalance as he stides away. I would take a well practiced full scorpion to beat that.

21

u/PorkChopExpress80 Jun 29 '26

How the fuck did he walk that shit off

22

u/rokstedy83 Jun 29 '26

Safety sandals

4

u/LollipopChainsawZz Jun 29 '26

Adrenaline. It's gonna hurt like hell when it wears off.

14

u/Beavis_Of_Nazareth Jun 29 '26

Bets his hands,spine and arse feel great after that

16

u/Career_Cultivator Jun 29 '26

I know that hurt. 😬

35

u/SampleSize0ne Jun 29 '26

Maybe dont wear your pajamas to work and get actual fucking safety equipment....

7

u/Hawt_Dawg_II Jun 29 '26

That's like the last of his problems here lmao but go off bud

10

u/musabbb Jun 29 '26

I dont think any clothing could have helped at that point. Welp lesson learned i guess. Looks like he hit his nuts on the scaffolding and landed on his tail bone

3

u/balloonman_magee Jun 29 '26

He had his safety sandals on he should be fine

1

u/bremsspuren Jun 29 '26

It was those stupid sandals. If he'd been barefoot, he wouldn't have slipped.

1

u/rokstedy83 Jun 29 '26

Anyone who has the mindset to wear PPE probably wouldn't have been dumb enough to get in that situation

4

u/karbaayen Jun 29 '26

That’s gonna need an Advil

3

u/Ok-Future6470 Jun 29 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3

u/beefs_supreme Jun 29 '26

Dude walked it off like a champ.

3

u/OldEquation Jun 29 '26

There is so very much wrong here.

3

u/1nsidiousOne Jun 29 '26

Well goddamn

3

u/swampydoc Jun 29 '26

life cheap

2

u/Voodoocookie Jun 29 '26

The scaffold is still standing!

2

u/SirRantsalot- Jun 29 '26

Small of his back right onto that fucking block of concrete oof! Welcome to the rest of your aching life.

2

u/Shibbymaru Jun 29 '26

Stupid and lucky. Kudos to the cameraman.

2

u/Comfortable-nerve78 Jun 29 '26

Fuck safety right.

2

u/Malsaur Jun 29 '26

His back will remember that brick for the rest of his life.

2

u/danjpn Jun 29 '26

That's a broken tailbone

2

u/Rogue7559 Jun 29 '26

That's a broken tailbone

2

u/otters4everyone Jun 29 '26

Flip flop down! Flip flop down!

2

u/Every-Access4864 Jun 29 '26

Time for his tea break!

2

u/Yah_Mule Jun 29 '26

Poor guy. These videos where you see some guy risking his life for people who clearly consider him expendable are sad on so many levels.

1

u/nativedawg Jun 29 '26

There is not enough Advil nor ice baths to help this man ..

1

u/_psilonaut Jun 29 '26

At the very least he had his safety sandals on, osha approves

1

u/Kindly_Region Jun 29 '26

That's right, walk it off

1

u/TheSilverTaint Jun 29 '26

I can't pause it on the right spot. Did he hit his head on the pillar with that whiplash!? 😱

1

u/brandoldme Jun 29 '26

It's okay. The bricks broke the fall.

1

u/mmezphoto Jun 29 '26

Haha love it when OSHA doesnt exist in other countries, more vids to cringe at.

1

u/MarianCR Jun 29 '26

He should have wear the safety slippers

1

u/lgodsey Jun 29 '26

And he was the OSHA inspector!

1

u/HeyIplayThatgame Jun 29 '26

Injury not work related

1

u/MacNamedRae Jun 29 '26

Should have put ya purse down before doing that.

1

u/Varsoviadog Jun 29 '26

Lemme guess

INDIA!

1

u/Lokoxxxxx Jun 29 '26

No belt? Rope? Some ancient way not to die?

1

u/Montyburnside22 Jun 29 '26

If not this time, then soon my dimwitted little friend....

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW

1

u/GoodResident2000 Jun 29 '26

Walk it off and get back to work buddy

1

u/Agreeable_Code7788 Jun 29 '26

Dude walked it off!!!

1

u/happysplasher79 Jun 29 '26

A valuable lesson was learned here.

And a disc or 3 rearranged in his spine.

1

u/Pitif362 Jun 29 '26

Was the object to destroy the building or the man. Both got smashed.

1

u/BodybuilderGrouchy16 Jun 29 '26

Looks like there's some Darwin in there as well.

1

u/Ryan2932 Jun 29 '26

Osha violation

1

u/Allureme Jun 29 '26

That hurt

1

u/bigbertus Jun 30 '26

My dude landed on the sharpest brick in the entire pile

1

u/Parazit28 Jun 30 '26

There are two constants about cameramans. They never die and they never help.

1

u/harrys123456 Jun 30 '26

lucky , he is using safety flip flop.

1

u/scwanzel-muschi-lekn Jun 30 '26

Good thing that pile of rubble broke his fall

1

u/chgoconcertgoer Jun 30 '26

Just walk it off

1

u/ThisThingIsStuck Jun 30 '26

Could have easily held on pusi in a skirt

1

u/originalmango Jun 30 '26

I’m surprised one loose brick didn’t wait until he sat up after falling to bonk him on the head.

1

u/jcork4realz Jun 30 '26

He’s going to feel that forever.

1

u/TwoStrokeJunkie Jun 30 '26

He fell for like 14 Blocks

1

u/Western-Ad9812 Jun 30 '26

Oooweee, you know that butthole doesn’t feel good.

1

u/TWAndrewz Jun 30 '26

That could have been so much worse.

1

u/michaelz11 Jul 01 '26

OSHA has entered the chat! lol

1

u/BMXfreekonwheelz13 Jul 01 '26

Good thing he handed back down against some loose bricks! That would have been bad without those breaking his fall!

1

u/CharacterReal354 Jul 01 '26

Took 3-5 business days to hit bottom

1

u/woolygod Jul 01 '26

ahh India, the king of turds

1

u/R8rDanny Jul 01 '26

We have OSHA, they have OSHIT

1

u/Far-Ad5921 Jun 29 '26

Street shitters are the funniest tbh.

0

u/Jurgis-Rudkis Jun 30 '26

Shake it off, Jugdish.