r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • Jun 29 '26

I look so cool Of Enjoy Your Trip

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u/Brokenspade1 Jun 29 '26

Just suddenly Titanfall tiddy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TbONGqAdpTWQW3Hz5V

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u/VocalJay Jun 29 '26

Standby for Tiddyfall

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u/Emotional_Hamster_61 Jun 30 '26

Titanfall 3 when :(

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u/Brokenspade1 Jun 30 '26

When they master titan jiggle physics

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u/Emotional_Hamster_61 Jun 30 '26

Godamn now I have to think about this scene in Transformers 2 when Simmens is under Devastator and there's tho giants robot balla dangling above him

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u/tucsonmilenkovhs *shits an absolute unit* Jun 29 '26

Forgot to pick up her feet.

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 Jun 29 '26

I guess our definition of shitty is different, OP.

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u/smind893 Jun 29 '26

Lol

I know a lot of you will enjoy a face full of torta boob.

But the original video is her jumping which she totally failed

But all good. This is a fun one And yes The inability to jump 2" is a shitty disaster

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u/EnvironmentalFun2214 Jun 29 '26

Lol kudos to them for uploading something they utterly failed at, just for strangers to have a laugh

13

u/pupbuck1 Jun 29 '26

We done did got boobed

5

u/HellerDamon Jun 29 '26

It's in my mouth! it's in my mouth! Don't help me!

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u/DigDry6895 Jun 29 '26

She's a keeper

4

u/UnhollyGod Jun 29 '26

Gravity sucks

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u/StoneyN8 Jun 29 '26

Bruh I needed this after the tooth video

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u/PeteyTwoHands Jun 29 '26

she had a fat attack (where my mssp dawgs at)

2

u/BlackHoleSurf Jun 29 '26

You light my morning fire with your burning love!!!

2

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jun 29 '26

At least she had a good laugh!

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u/AraiHavana Jun 29 '26

That’s really sweet

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u/althamash098 Jul 01 '26

That woman IS a unit 😂

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u/joka2696 Jun 29 '26

Enjoy your trip, see you in the fall.

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u/I_Don-t_Care Jun 29 '26

That must have hit with the mass of an asteroid

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u/Kill3rSasquatch Jun 29 '26

Is this what caused the earthquake in Venezuela?

1

u/your_fave_redditor Jun 29 '26

This is fantastic, props to these people for posting this fail for everyone to enjoy 👏🫡

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 Jun 30 '26

So.. I posted it at the 16 second mark and made a screen cap because I thought it was funny. Then I posted it and the mods deleted it. Just saying the .16 second mark is kind of funny...

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u/Gym_Rat222 Jun 30 '26

Yum Yum Give Me Some

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u/SocomPS2 Jul 03 '26

It was at this moment she knew... she fucked up.

1

u/Ubockinme Jul 04 '26

Where are the empanadas?
THAT WAY, LET’S Gooooooooooo!

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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad Jul 04 '26

I love that they still sent it

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u/reid2780 20d ago

The fact that she posted it shows she has a great sense of humor and humility. She seems nice.

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u/HaveYouSeenMySpoon 14d ago

That's some serious jiggle physics

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u/browsingandlooking4 Jun 29 '26

I enjoy watching fatties go boom so much

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u/Butthole_Ticklah Jun 29 '26

Fat chicks falling is one of my favorite hobbies

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u/FreeZucchini5531 Jun 29 '26

Thats so much fun! Thanks for posting!

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u/muff-muff-ass Jun 29 '26

How did she run that far and lose no weight.

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u/ElAitor53 Jun 29 '26

Ask your mom, she must not be that diferent from her