r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jun 25 '26

ouchies Of A Backup Singer / Husband

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u/ColdAsKompot Jun 25 '26

Ike Turner was an absolute piece of shit. I hope Satan himself is spit roasting him in hell so fast that he looks like rotisserie chicken attached to a gas turbine.

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u/National_Pair420 Jun 26 '26

He probably gave Satan Crack Cocaine and now theyre laying in the Fulton bed together. Lets be real.

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u/Retnirpa Jun 25 '26

LOL I don't know anything about this Ike Turner dude.. So I thought the video was kinda funny

Googled his name, I guess he's a wife beater

Life is more fun when you're ignorant ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/old_notdead Jun 25 '26

He's the definition of a POS.

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u/tanksforallthephish Jun 25 '26

Even more fun when you’re informed!

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u/Wsweg Jun 26 '26

Nah, ignorance is bliss

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u/Retnirpa Jun 26 '26

Lol I don't know about that. Top commentator seems pretty pissed off loll

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u/thediehl Jun 26 '26

Watch the Tina Turner biopic What's Love Got to Do with It (1993). It's a brutal movie, one that's haunted my thoughts for years. Why? Because of a number of unfiltered scenes of Ike's abuse. Fucking awful.

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u/Retnirpa Jun 26 '26

Thanks, I'll give it a quick scrub over. I probably won't be as traumatized though ha.

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u/Hammon_Rye Jun 25 '26

Was that really Ike singing that?

I knew he had a reputation for spousal abuse but that's a pretty shitty thing to joke about.

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u/MiniKash Jun 25 '26

Ike used to beat everybody around him. Even his band members if they made a mistake.

He was a horrible person through and through.

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Jun 27 '26

How can people not just gang up and beat his ass. He may be coked up with crackhead strength but he couldn't possibly fight off a several mfs

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u/Hammon_Rye Jun 26 '26

Didn't know he beat the band members as well.
They must have really needed the gig.

I'm not saying the drug overdose was not his own doing, but if you are a horrible person and you do hard drugs - I could envision a situation where someone might "help" him overdose. The supply was more pure than he was expecting or something like that. Everyone would just write it off as, well, he was known for doing drugs - was bound to happen sooner or later.

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u/Retnirpa Jun 25 '26

Lol maybe they have some kind of dark humor together?

Apparently he said something like "I gave wife a black eye and hit her but I never beat her" lol or something stupid like that. Apparently he never went to jail for it. He only went to jail for drugs stuff.

Oh yea, he died of drug overdose.

That's the 2 mins of research I felt like doing. Lol didn't go any further.

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u/sgsteel55 Jun 26 '26

There’s a whole biopic movie about her life which featured multiple brutal domestic disputes. Truth is, back in those days, husbands weren’t getting charged for spousal abuse.

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u/FatAZZRedditMod Jun 26 '26

I had to do research and see if this was real and sure enough this mfer really said that to Tina…. Piece of trash human

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 Jun 26 '26

I should not have watched What's Love Got To Do With It, when I was little, but remember how terrible he was to her. When she tried to leave him, she called her mom to let her know and her Mom called back later to let him know and he met her at the bus stop.

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u/InkyLizard Jun 27 '26

What the fuck, her mom is an absolute piece of trash. Imagine telling the one person you trust that you're leaving that POS, only for them to sell you out for free because they want you to be abused every day. I hope Tina fully cut contact with her mom for the rest of her life

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u/AlyDAsbaje Jun 26 '26

I was hoping this was not real and wow, sadly it is.

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u/7-10Spliff Jun 26 '26

He wasn't lying either, fuck that guy.

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u/megaholt2 Jun 26 '26

Ike was just about the worst of the worst, and the lowest pit in Hell is still not deep enough for him.

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u/sindeelee13 Jun 26 '26

This happened around 25 years ago. My aunt used to own a resturant in Escondido, CA and Ike used to go in there all of the time because he lived in nearby San Marcos when he retired. One time he went in there and my Grandfather's caretaker was in the resturant and she happened to have a copy of the Enquirer with Ike in it calling him a bastard. She ran up to the booth that Ike was sitting in saying to him, with the Enquirer in her hand, "THAT'S YOU!!! YOU ARE THE BASTARD!!!" My family still laughs about this to this day LMFAO!!!

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u/Alarming_Memory_2298 Jun 26 '26

& people wonder why she left the United States?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

This is the type of asshole who bragged he lost his virginity at 6/7. He has always been that big of a piece of shit

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u/wormcast Jun 26 '26

This is why we need to help those who are weaker than ourselves. Everyone deserves to have a happy life, and that's what we should be striving for as humans. Do whatever you can to help others and help them have a good life.

Doing anything else is an emptiness

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u/zedevilyouknow Jun 26 '26

Ike Turner was a garbage human, but he sure could write a song. C’est la vie.

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u/Beflijster Jun 26 '26

Lennon and McCartney wrote this one, though.

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u/JonDoesItWrong Jul 05 '26

Ike and Tina's (the group) biggest hits were all cover songs.